Malagra Agent Smith edition First use of superglue subedition
The Caladius looked at too many old memes, Russ and Magnus had a metaphorical Bane moment and Custodes should stick to walking. Jetbikes can't drift-charge properly and anons made way better ones. Thallax remain unspooked in the face of Alpharius infiltrating into Lorgar despite their Secutarii leaving to play pirates with Magos Coatl. Possessed Terminators walked on the contradictory sands of Istvaan, Archmagi had inconclusive duels with Praetors and survived by body-hopping into the Fallout series. Secutors are beaten by Black Templar witchery, but survive to witness Magos Columbus set sail from the old bread to the new: >READ MOTHERFUCKER READ pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8
>30k TACTICA & TIPS What to include in a HH list, how to format it, what makes each legion special (crunch), tactics, Tutorials for Heresy-era minis and more pastebin.com/Tm2P4QLp
Hey, nice, a Solar Auxilia thread. Do we have any SA players here AT ALL? I don't think I've seen any models posted of them.
Evan Perez
Whatcha drinking breadmaker?
And what alcohol fits the different legions?
Hudson Scott
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY GENERIC BLACKSHIELD VARIANT KITS AND UNIQUE UNITS/WEAPONS UPGRADE KITS FORGE WORLD
Jace White
Why would blackshields have unique gear?
Jace Kelly
I considered it, but a quick calculation of how much a decently-sized SA army would cost made nope out there in a hurry.
Luke Nelson
6th for the 6th
Ryan Wright
Some very nice smooth bourbon I got as a birthday present a few weeks ago. This weekend's gonna suck a bit since I have a whole bunch of writing to do, so I'm enjoying Friday night while it lasts.
Cameron Harris
B A A L A A L
Anthony Cruz
>rumours have it when Sanguinius left Imperium Secundus, Guilliman begged him to stay >however Sanguinius refused, saying he was "taking his Baalites and going home"
Oliver Fisher
Slight update question, do you guys think this spear works at all for the model? I kinda like it, but the hook on the bottom makes me hesitate.
Asher Williams
I'm glad I left it in your capable hands. Comfy/10
David Gray
Also, I stripped the plasma cannon out entirely and replaced it with more cables and stuff. Are the two stormbolter barrels on each side enough to represent the Lastrum Bolt Cannon?
Henry Wright
I don't think it looks very Custodes desu. The grip is also pretty weird. Is he about to throw it?
Isaiah Clark
I like the spear, it's got a bit of a weird tech vibe that goes with custards - a lot of their wargear doesn't look like stuff the rest of the imperium uses.
Sebastian Butler
I'm biased because I like all poleweapons...despite those with hooks being mostly used afoot to unhorse enemy knights. If it helps, a good Lance was a regular pointy stick with a pennant of top to keep blood from dripping down the shaft and making it slippery, plus it looked cool. But that looks nice as well.
Oliver Harris
Eggscellent choice user. Enjoy, and good luck with the writing.
Adrian Gomez
> Dark Angels: Blackcurrant Liqueur > Emperors Children: Pure Alcohol > Iron Warriors: Bitter > White Scars: Kumis (fermented horse milk) > Space Wolves: MEAD > Imperial Fists: White Russian > Night Lords: Bloody Mary > Blood Angels: Merlot (totally not just blood) > Iron hands: Rum and Coke, simple but delicious > World Eaters: Vodka > Ultramarines: Bacardi Breezer > Death Guard: Fermented Shit > Thousand Sons: Bombay Sapphire > Sons of Horus: Scotch on the Rocks > Word Bearers: The Bacardi Breezer's that the Ultramarines didn't finish :^) > Salamanders: Brandy (preferably set on fire) > Raven Guard: Sauvignon Blanc > Alpha Legion: A medium dry martini, lemon peel. Shaken, not stirred
Samuel Richardson
>Salamanders >not malt liquor
Aaron Evans
I thought Emperor's Children would drink Absinthe or some pretentious bullshit.
Zachary Mitchell
Raven Guard would be moonshine. Prison drink.
Also, scotch on the rocks is a bit classy for SOH. I see them more as Stella drinkers - supposedly high class but actually associated with vicious bastards that like a fight.
James Robinson
Other guy doing bullock bikes here:
I said last thread that just straight up using Sammael's bike looks better than my frankenstein cobble of a ravenwing command bike and cast parts of Sammael (I didn't want to spend £30 per individual bike before budgeting for the riders, so that's what I'm stuck with.)
But I'm thinking that my just straight up using the guardian spear works better than either of your spear conversions so far. Is my model holding an extra Bolter he doesn't have in stats? Sure, but I think it's a fair enough compromise for asthetic reasons. Hell, after I've finished the prototype bike tonight, I'm thinking maybe using swords for the second unit. It's not like these guys can take more than one weapon option to confuse things.
Another issue is the helmet plume, it doesn't look like it's blowing in the wind at the kind of high speeds the bike goes at. I resolved that by getting a Saggitarum conversion kit, Which'll also solve my Custodes underslung bolt weapon issue.
Not really suggesting that you spend even more though, just giving my input.
Jaxon Jones
That would be when they had a moral compass, after chaos they need the hardest shit possible.
>pariah gear >xenos weapons Because they literally do?
Ian Moore
Because they're Marines and Marines get even the simplest of conversions and bits swaps handed to them by FW and GW.
Jaxon Russell
Yes, he's kinda about to throw it. I wanted to make it javelin-like, since jousting poitions are fairly boring overall as far as model dynamics are concerned. Not much you can do with them beyond at ease or charging positions.
Fair enough about spear and sword, but I prefer keeping weapons distinct from those other units in my army actually wield. I'm weird that way. That said, pic related is a canon weapon for jetbike custodes. Maybe I should just suck it up and build that. Or do a compromise and make a cavalry hatchet with that design instead of a polearm.
Dominic Peterson
>complaining about marines in the 30k general
Aiden Smith
Uh, that picture made me reamise how much Chapterhouse made a jetboke like it.
Christopher Powell
>complaining
Don't project on me for stating facts.
Julian Miller
What's the alternative? Retarded xenos swaps that nobody's going to buy?
If 90% of the market is buying Japanese cars, and Japanese cars are by far the most popular, of course it's smart to make a billion little accessories and things like exhaust parts and race wings for Japanese cars. Why the fuck would you waste money putting out chrome nigger rims or fake muscle car hood pins? Nobody's going to buy it and it's fucking worthless. Meanwhile the other option will sell like mad and is useful to 90% of the consumerbase due to the shared target niche.
Before you solve the problem of "too many marine products" you need to solve the issue of "too many marine customers". And as the past few years have already shown, it's NOT because of them having "OP rules" which haven't existed for 99% of the game's lifespan, or "too much marine spotlight" as we've seen vast amounts of non-marine releases like GSC, Knights, Armageddon, AdMech, Ynnari, Militarum Tempestus.
Liam Jackson
>project
Why the fuck would an anti-marinefag complain about someone complaining about marines you dumb faggot?
Andrew Fisher
Zealot and Blood & Skulls make jetbikes much closer to the Custodes style, though they're for Marine size riders.
Colton Lewis
>white people complaining about marine privilege
Luis Long
You tell me, it's your assertion. I never complained about it, so any complaining you're reading into it is in your own head.
Justin Nelson
Girls, you both pretty, now get together and complain about knight heads.
Nathaniel Rivera
Aaah indeed! I knew I had seen something like in the art but I would have never been able to find that manufacturer.
Hunter Cruz
WTF those are the literal Custodes Jetbikes.
Landon Myers
>What's the alternative?
To what? Because it sounds to me like you think I disapprove of a company releasing products. I lived through the days when GW could go for editions without releasing a kit for unit or updating existing kits to have all the bits needed.
Lucas Hall
B&S one as well.
Chase Adams
Fuck me, it's still 26 euros a jetbike, without shipping costs, 10 euros. Welp.
Angel Brown
While throwing power weapons are a thing due to miniature teleporters (rare, but if anyone has that it's custards), it still feels odd to see them. I'd replace that arm with a more traditional lance (if you can still take it off) or even another cavalry weapon like a sabres or such.
Jaxson Adams
Anyone got an MP3 version of this to share?
Zachary Smith
Does anyone have a link, torrent or download for Magnus the red master of Prospero?
Nicholas Lee
Blue Lenses TSons > Green Lenses TSons
We can all agree that this is objective fact, right?
Levi Bailey
I have the thing as a zip file containing the images. I think Scanon was experimenting with one of those home-made scanning set ups, I don't really remember, and they're a lot of pics. I'm phoneposting from work, but I suppose if you give me the name of a website on which post said file, I could do it in, like three hours. Look for it in the Mega, perhaps it's there.
Easton Moore
Make it light blue, but even then no. It is a subjective thing, complete agreement might be unattainable, so do whatever YOU like the most. You're not a damn idol, be yourself.
Wyatt Myers
What's a good source of arms to give kharadrons lasrifles?
Luis Miller
Still a little touch-up sculpting to apply, but finally finalised my design.
Now to make five more.
Tyler Allen
Bullock jetdicks are still longer than that, user. You made gigachode the jetdik.
Juan Clark
That eagle needs a beak
Tyler Taylor
>Bullock jetdicks are still longer than that, user.
Yeah, casting limitations. I started with a longer cast off of Sammael but it didn't really work.
Robert Clark
...
Julian Evans
/r/ing the updated armor autism chart
Ryder Bailey
If Leman Russ fucks a dog, is it him being a furry since he has dog DNA?
Jordan Stewart
what would fulgrim gingerly moan while slaanesh dominated him?
Dominic Edwards
Can he though ? I mean with how most of them behave you'd start to think primarchs have vaginas ...
Jace Allen
...
Michael Green
Fulgrim probably has one post-apotheosis...
Bentley Morgan
You clearly haven't been on the internet long enough.
Adam Richardson
no its normal to fuck your dog
Julian Allen
Dumb picture, Leanne Russ is a blonde.
Lincoln Morris
"Mommy...."
Andrew Rogers
brb writing oc
Jace Torres
*cough*
Gavin Price
Damn, son
Mason Hall
>feminizing your Primarch
It's time for a good ol' fashioned purging, user
Wyatt Garcia
Oh Ferrus you sweet summer child.
Nathan Thompson
You're scum who's gotta scram to the Eye of Terror to screech into it autistically the rest of your existence.
Kevin Thomas
Out of all primarchs you could have chosen, user.
You chose the second worst.
OUT. OF. EIGHTEEN.
Are you on drugs?
Blake Reyes
Gay
Landon Cook
delet this
Isaiah Garcia
no
Zachary Turner
>Out of all primarchs you could have chosen, user.
>You chose the second worst.
>OUT. OF. EIGHTEEN.
Look at the bright side, at least he didn't pick Lorgar.
John Jones
Did someone say gay?
Hudson Martin
Not yet. I gotta kick you out first, because you're shit and your opinions are shit.
Owen Davis
>Look at the bright side, at least he didn't pick Lorgar.
Were you fishing for this or dreadfully unlucky?
Josiah Roberts
It's not an opinion, that was literally Ferrus Manus, not Perturabo.
Christian Parker
>all the Primarchs could have chosen
No, I mean Primarchs are not for sexual. Also Ferrus is best Primarch, he dindu nuffin
Angel Collins
Whelp. This thread is officially cancer.
Liam Young
You know I really didn't need to see Nurgle licking femgar's ass but otherwise I've got nothing against girl Primarch art.
Nathan Anderson
You're missing the point user.
THERE IS WAY MORE FERRUS/FULGRIM LEWDS THAN ANY OTHER PRIMARCH!
You have doomed us all.
Christopher Wright
>Primarchs are for sexual FTFY
Camden Cruz
>thinking I'm clever but actually fucking myself and everyone with me over
Well, at least I'm taking after my Primarch...
Angel Diaz
URGENT: Hey hhg I need pics/scans of the instructions from the new box of custodes or the talons of the emperor box. Not the ones from the prospero box, as it doesnt show all the wargear options. I need em tonight so i can finish building my army for tomorrow. I posted in the 40k g too for good measure.
Christian Nguyen
Yeah bad news, I have five boxes of Custodes and the instructions still don't have all options listed.
Jack Lopez
Gee Tribune, how come the Emperor lets you have two Miserichordia?
Jack Ramirez
/hhg/ has been cancer for a long time.
We just need to make it double-cancer.
Nicholas Green
Yeah pretty much.
Joseph Parker
I like where this thread is going.
Tyler Flores
Gonig off of this Any pics of the BoP MKIII instructions?
Don't want to fuck up the arms.
Ethan Parker
As does he.
Oliver Miller
Scooty puff jr
Jaxon Roberts
Oooooh He was always a pussy though :^)
Thomas Rogers
No more of a pussy than Sanguinius was. And can someone doing THIS ever be considered a pussy?
Justin Clark
>2nd worst out of 18. >Who are Lorgar, Curze, Russ and Magnus
Ryder Garcia
>Magnus
SHHHHHH! There's on of him and a LoC don't remind them.