How can I become a gigolo? I have a huge 9" penis"

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How can I become a gigolo? I have a huge 9" penis.

Emberburn
Emberburn

girls dont like abnormal freak penises. most girls almost 98% have a small penis fetish. so you dont have much of a chance

TechHater
TechHater

Kek

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Buy link

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Let's see it. I'll let ya know if you got what it takes, kid.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

teleports in front of you

TreeEater
TreeEater

Most woman aren't looking for a 9" dick to hammer their cervix. Their vaginas are only 5.5-6" deep so simply having a big dick means nothing.

Being a gigolo means doing the whole boyfriend thing and then fucking. Unlike whores who are just 30min cock pockets, gigolos actually have to work.

w8t4u
w8t4u

woman

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

oh please. this is cope if i have ever seen it. girls like big dick no matter what they tell you

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

post benis

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

post pics of benis

Flameblow
Flameblow

True but girth is good. 9 is to long though. Not enough clit stimulation as you can’t really get it fully in for pelvic grinding. 6.5-7.5 is better plus nice and thick but not thicker than a wrist or it just rubs. 5.5-6.5 girth is about right.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Penis size isn't last on the requirements list for a gigolo but it's close.

Spamalot
Spamalot

everything i know about sex i learned from pornhub

Bidwell
Bidwell

Only for the wow factor hun. For practical use they aren’t great day to day. Unless that’s your thing and you like a bit of pain. To big is a thing even after kids but to each their own. There are always fists anyway...

Methshot
Methshot

small penis fetish

you mean boipussi

Skullbone
Skullbone

Exactly.

Illusionz
Illusionz

have u even fucked bro. most bitches can't even fit my dick in their mouth without squeezing the fug out of my cock. my dick is the definiton of average too. Just find your rythm and dominate the bish. I've had hookers thank me for fucking them and ask me if i'll come back. Being good looking and fit helps though ngl

Playboyize
Playboyize

girls like big dick no matter what they tell you
i'm a little over 9'' and 6.25'' thick, myself, and i've had to either stop having sex or not had it at all because my dick too big. i have never gotten a blowjob that wasn't toothy except from a dude (tranny)

cum2soon
cum2soon

i'm a manlet. i fucked this chick and after sex i gave her a glass of water and she stared at the floor and said she'd rather have a short guy with a big dick than a tall guy with an average one.

Soft_member
Soft_member

What about the tall guy with the big dick?

Spamalot
Spamalot

guess it comes down to chemistry and preference at that point

SniperGod
SniperGod

im going to fuck a girl this weekend who seems to really like pain. not absurdly high amounts of it but she even likes her cervix to be smashed. mah dick is 6.5" long and 6" thick. id say my dick is great but for the few girls that are into hardcore pain i wonder if it would be better to have a couple more inches long. Last weekemd I didnt fuck her but we did some foreplay and i smacked her around. she liked it but some of the time i was actually too rough which surprised me based on what she said she likes. maybe my dick is perfect for her then, idk thick enough to stretch her asshole too. she's nervous but excited about that

wait this isnt my blog

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

this is true. been told i have the perfect size dick more times than i can count

viagrandad
viagrandad

I've had hookers thank me for fucking them and ask me if i'll come back.

Are you really that stupid?

You know that's their business strategy right?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

got her a glass a water
Why’d you get it? Wasn’t she already in the kitchen?

Soft_member
Soft_member

FeelsGoodMan ebin xD :>>) that fits my dick size. plus she is short so i wonder if she has a smaller vagina. i have a huge dick compared to anything tat she has had before. but if she lieks pain then maybe i should be bigger :((( idk xD DDDDDDDDDDDD it's not like theyre going to marry me or anything XDDDDDDDDDDDDD maybe i want that to happen though. i love her unfortunately but she got pregnant rofl im not even roleplayinf im retarded and meming but also telling the truth

Playboyize
Playboyize

short so i wonder if she has a smaller vagina
in my experience all the shorter girls had more stretched out vaginas and the taller girls all had tighter ones. probably coincidence, but it's something i noticed

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Normies are literally going out of their ways to buy this shit. Get rekt, BZC is the only one they'll buy for fun.

Spamalot
Spamalot

guys im going to be serious here. she is literally pregnant by someone else and she wants to keep it. she found out a couple days ago. but it sucks because while she is naive and got herself pregnant, she is a great friedn and I was going to ask her out and I know that if i was actually in a relationship with her she would have been loyal to me because ive talked to her for a long time. I thought that I had to be harsh to her and do what's good for her and encourage her to get an abortion but then she got pretty upset with me. understandably. Whether or not im with her romanticakky doesnt matter, she is going to ruin her life because the dad doesnt give a fuck and doesnt want it and she cant financially support a child. plus i know im a cuck (not really since she didnt cheat on me but i admitadly feel like she did) and i want to be with her because while she is poor and naive, she is extremely attractive and sweet and kind and someone i know would be loyal to me. what a weird thing to happen i know i can just leave it's not my responsibility but she is a good friend of mine. im not just in the friend zone i know she is interested in me romantically for a fact and she wants to fuck

oh wait i forgot this isnt my blog again xD sorry but its thurapedic

SniperGod
SniperGod

I bet he thinks waitresses are hitting on him when he goes out to eat.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

For once I believe an user. Every guy I've heard of with a giant schlong has banged guys or trannies

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'm just over 7" and yea, smashing a cervix /bottoming out is normal when you're this size, never mind fucking 2 inches longer. I don't smash stickfigures either.

DeathDog
DeathDog

i forgot but i just rememberd that she has claimed she can only fit 5 inches. short as in 5'4". could be a coincidence

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is that Taylor?

TreeEater
TreeEater

i dated a girl that was under 5' tall and i could go balls deep in her, 9'' donger. she was a slut though

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

tfw 7.5" and have never fugged

Firespawn
Firespawn

mirin that depth

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

im an autist going through a change into something better so im not experienced. it is possible to go beyond the cervix, right? there's that meme about how only large dicks can really satisfy a woman and it shows the pics of them inside

Spamalot
Spamalot

g4p bro, g4p

Skullbone
Skullbone

This is just small cock coping. 8' reporting in. Shaped like a banana too, girls love it missionary and can't get enough

StonedTime
StonedTime

it is possible to go beyond the cervix, right?
the vag will relax a bit but you won't puncture through the cervex

there's that meme about how only large dicks can really satisfy a woman
wrong.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

she is literally pregnant by someone else and she wants to keep

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

i know it's wrong about only big dings, but i was asking about the other thing. so thanks, seems good

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

5'6" and 8 inches here. Had a similar experience once where I had a drunken moment of weakness with a roastie who said she'd rather fuck me than most of the average sized tall guys she'd been with. Felt both really good and really bad.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Small cock cope

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

yeah she's so fucking foolish. why the fuck do i like her. she's sweet and kind and silly fuuuuuuuuuuuuuk why do my emotions do this i feel like a cuck because i still wish that i could date her i would have been but then this shit happens. i wish she would get an abortion but she already started calling it a him and how she cant wait to meet him. it's messed up she's going to ruin her life because she already has financial issues and there's nothing i can do about it. i already tried to convince her but she took it horribly

Inmate
Inmate

the only way i can do it is if i appeal to her emotions but that seems nearly impossible and the risk of her hating me forever if i mess up is high. i wish i could convince her while making it something that she wants and not just me tryinf to change her

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Lmao I knew this thread would be dicklets coping before I even opened it, sad. To answer your question OP, take out an add on backpage for the quickest results, and search for the best escort services in your area. If you're aesthetic then look into stripping and camwhoring as well. Best of luck

Methshot
Methshot

umm excuse me sir this is actually a blog about my autistic issues and retardnation being in "love" but not actually love or maybe it is real love idk tgqfewhnkifekife

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Def one of the Top 3 Spurdo memes.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Bitches would rather a ripped chest and abs desu. And for the man to take control. An average size dick will do the job just as well, but the visual of the bigus dickus adds to the feeling of being dominated.

Techpill
Techpill

wrong