Warhammer 40k General

Which book will you get first?

also RIP Khorne Daemonkin and Scions

>Charge with Death Korps cavalry
>have them quickly regroup behind and unleash las-hell

boy I can't wait

MY BUGS RISE THIS DAY. Seriously though, any nid nogs here know if the tervigon/tyrannofex are any good? Thinking about picking up the progenitor box

>mfw Lorgar comes back and kills guilliman
please

>No Gun-Fu Seraphim only option

Is like you want to screw up your poll from the start

Could you technically say that the Iron Hands, Space Wolves, Salamanders and Blood Angels not actually Chapters?

Daily reminder that FemMarines are coming and there's nothing you can do about it.

The new marines dont look so good, what do?
I think this must be a geneseed defect.

So, are you all ready for your Space Marinelets to get sidelined in favor of the new and improved Space Sigmarines?

Are you ready for Grand Alliance: NPXenos?

Are you ready for 40k's future as HH style focus on Space Sigmarines vs Chaos Sigmarines to minimize production costs and maximize margins?

What?

>spain marines are now space manlets
>literally squats

How can space manlets even compete?

I'm planning on building a deldar force.

Space elves who murder fucked a god into creation and need to keep murder fucking to avoid getting eaten by it is kinda cool.

Or I might go scenery, but if I wanted to go NPC I'd probably play nids.

It's marinelets, faggot.

Oblig. Make sure your army isn't getting squatted, you might be better off buying [s]fyreslayers[/s] Nu-Nids when they drop.

>Black and metal flavour
>Implying different flavour of marines matter
>Choosing one of the most boring of flavours

Once you get to 18, you should stop playing Marine.

Glad 40k is going back to the roots.
Everything from 3rd edition onwards was a mistake.

I've always been keen on The Fallen, the way they recruit and how gray they are morally play a big part. Why Iron Hands user?

Next news post when?

Its ok millhouse.

Who the fuck likes a shit chapter that has a dead as fuck primarch?

We won't know if they'll be any good in eighth, but I really like the tervigon for how lucky you can be with it. It's also a big tough synapse creature with a massive base.
I hope they do kill him off, there's too much hope around with a living (good) Primarch
I really hope cavalry become decent, I've always had a soft spot for them

>are now space manlets
>now
Nah man, they were manlets since the beginning

What the? What makes you think that? Nothing seems to indicate that.

Who said they aren't Legions anymore?
Your cischapter oppression has gone on long enough.

You are right.

I don't get the pun. Soft rob-hute-e?

About 4:30 bong-o-clock

I do like my Dark Angels, gonna start a Fallen list with the HH boxes then might refresh my Deathwing cos I haven't updated them since 3rd ed

I enjoy the whole "Replace your body parts with machinery" thing they got going on.

Soft reboot.

>feeding the troll
And I thought that /vp/ is a bait-hungry retards kingdom

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>And yet they feed

Well I mean theres only one group of space marines that could be seen as a legion.
The Black Templars.

>I enjoy the whole "Replace your body parts with machinery" thing they got going on.

You're adorable.

How sad, they seek to emulate Ferrus Manus but he'd be pissed off at their love of machines

With the new edition I could actually play my Biel-tan path warriors oriented list competitively agai- wait. Fuck.

Sadly specifically a successor chapter.

Only the founders were originally designated as legions, see?

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Nids will never ever allowed to be good. They are NPCs for little Timmy to beat up with his new Space Sigmarines.

>space wolves have no successors and dont hide it

I'm not trying to cause any trouble, but a new method of creating Marines would be the perfect time to introduce them if they were coming at all.

>Playing as a xeno

>Playing an NPC faction.
LMAO

was about to say, space wolves are still legion sized, because russ looked at girly man and said. "Lol k, im still keeping my legion, if you dont like it you can come to my frozen fucking world and make me."

Didn't the puppies got kind of dick over by the red failure?

If everyone just play marines we might as well play 30k, even then there is people that play something else.

Yes your precious singular Craft World became a fleet of smaller ships. People still survived the big ship blowing up.

I still see them as chapters.

>he'd be pissed off at their love of machines
why?

Theres something different between this image and then ones usually posted with ongoing games.

Guess what it is

>If everyone just play marines we might as well play 30k, even then there is people that play something else.
Yes, exactly. This way GW can massively improve their margins by not spending fabricating poorly selling NPC models.

Enjoy Space Sigmarines vs Chaos Sigmarines!

Vanquishing the enemy's of the imperium

>I play Chaos Space Marines

Do you think we will see new start collecting boxes or whatever they will call it? Not sure If I should buy them right now or wait until june for more leaks and spoilers

No templates.

>TAU VS ELDAR
holy fuck, the memes are real

Just looked it up, Jesus Christ 6 wounds. What do you recommend I get as a starting force? (assuming points and statlines stay the same in 8th)

Well not everyone has to play marines obviously.
I just wanted to make a retarded joke.

You mean Chaos Space Marinelets :^)

>I play Iron Warriors

Fix'd

Painted tau.

Tau allied with Eldars?

Except the Wolves size was given in Champions of Fenris. Even with their 12 "Companies" they're still under 1500.

Rowboat knew Leman's tantrum didn't even deserve to be acknowledged. It's why Rowboat went after Dorn.

The charging info should be out in a few hours, right?

s'taudar against marine & guard

There are people pretending to play an NPC race?

The two in the middle look like beta nerds trying desperately to escape their virginity.

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Painted tau?
white people instead of the triggered /pol/tard blacked posting?
Games store in the background rather than taken from above or at an angle?
We can actually see the players?
Painted tau?
WAAC armies being played but people are having fun?
The image isn't massively over sized?
The players aren't obese neckbeards?
4 players instead of 2?
Wraithknight and riptide on the board and someone hasn't killed the cunts who fielef them yet?
Painted tau?

That's everything I can think of.

God knows how she'll play next edition...at BS3, she'll never get to move for fear of never hitting!

Tau allied with eldar and yet everyone is still happy.

Lol that literally chapter sized

With their shitty attitude G knew wolves would fix their legion strenght by themselves.

Because he doesn't feel that one should spread the word of the Omnissiah all over the back of little timmy the Land Raider and that sweet, nubile young toasters slots aren't for fucking.

>enemy's

Times I wish I kept that memepic of why colorblind, poor and autistic people can't play 40k.

I still think it will be

Space Marines
Imperium
Chaos
Xeno Empires
Xeno Hordes

Xeno Empires will be just Eldar and Tau for now. I imagine Tau will get more stuff (better Kroot options) and we'll see a new xeno empire.

I'm really hoping guard takes a note from renegades and heretics and let's you buy a veteran crew for your vehicals for 10pts, I hate running an all bet army but my chimeras and tanks are still manned by people with cross eyes

love it

To be fair English is a retarded language most of the time.
But then again that "enemy's" is just sad

This guy walks up and slaps your favorite models ass.
What do you do.

> Xeno Empires will be just Eldar and Tau for now.
No Necrons?

Call the Inquisition and tell them he cohorts with xenos.

America is waking up, prepare your bodies for shitposting

>Iron Hands
Literally who?

The tau one should get Kroot tossed in.

I never understood why trained soldiers can't hit shit. Even the good shot miss 1/6 of the time.

I liked how the starship trooper game made fun of that fact.

I think that belongs to Guard players. There's a lot of Guard players in my area and they are all manlets. To make it better, there's a tranny Guard player who's about 5-6 inches taller than the rest of the other Guard players.

Join the Guard today! Manlets and trannies await you.

I like that color scheme

declare as heretic

>everything before this wasn't shitposting!

Attend his funeral because he's T3