Centaur Stuff

So I know there's an image a manga page, where a centaur lady explains that she wears a skirt the covers the front, not because she needs to, but because it looks better. Anyone who could post that?

Also post centaurs.

why is this on Veeky Forums and not /a/

Cause I don't browse /a/.

Which means I saw it here.

So I'm looking here.

Thus the heading being stuff about Centaurs in general.

I mean, I could have slow rolled it and just said "post centaurs, and done so for a bit, then samefagged farther down asking about the pic I wanted, but I feel like that shouldn't be necessary.

So how about you ask /a/ because they have a broader base of interest and can find you the actual page, where as Veeky Forums only has an overlap.

/a/ will just call OP a fag and tell him to go to /r/ or /trash/.

And fill his thread will child porn.

Obligatory post.

Centaurs are hot but I can't really justify putting them into my games since they are pretty biologically awkward.
Strictly for my private magical realm.

>And fill his thread will child porn.
Pssh.
Who needs /a/ for that?.

I think its the polt gym chapter from monster muzume. And they are putting on swimsuits IIRC. Go read it. I cant be hard to find that part

This.

>Centaurs are hot but I can't really justify putting them into my games since they are pretty biologically awkward.
I once had an idea for justifying them in my setting as being caused by a freak parasitic fungus that will inhabit an juvenile quadruped, control them into seeking an adolescent bipedal sapient, capture and melt the quadrupeds head, eat the biped to the waist, and frankenstitch them together with a thick mycelial network that alters and connects various body systems to get jammed together into some bullshit.

I'd post more, but I'm in mobile and don't have my writings on me. Might when I get back home

She was talking about her swimsuit rather than her skirt though.

Any hope on the english release getting scanned?

funfact: centaur's worry is getting an anime

name?

Do you really not know Centorea Shianus from Monster Musume no iru nichijou? /a/ is an ok place, you should visit it some time.

I don't consume that much monster girl material myself and I do not go to /a/ often. Thank you

>ywn have a centorea gf

why even fucking live fa/tg/uys.

smith is best monster

>Monster Musume no iru nichijou
Let's take a look at the premise.

>an ordinary guy

She's waiting for you just beyond the noose, user.

Reminder that everyone is best girl, even (You).

It's not a good show/manga, but at least it has made monster girls more popular

Centaurs wearing clothing that covers their rear would be a disaster. Not only is it basically impossible for them to put it on themselves, but horses tend to poop while running. Humanlike clothing would get in the way of that.

Smith is a succubus who infiltrated the interspecies exchange program and forcibily got Darling into a situation that makes no sense and shouldn't be legal (he's sharing a house with seven hot babes that he's obviously attracted to, his parents are conveniently overseas and he's not allowed to fuck them) to feed off all the sexual frustration Darling and his harem generate.

Fuck houseplants, I want a pet dryad.

Give it a chance user

Read a chapter or two

Or watch an episode

>wanting a boring Monmusu centaur as a gf
talk about low standards

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>Imperial Monstergirls

Yeah it is shit. Also I personally hate how its using its shit quality to try to turn monstergirls into a normie thing, so the normies can spam it to death and make it unappealing.

Just like they did to JoJo once it started getting anime releases

>Smith is a succubus
What? no. Everyone knows man is the most monstrous creature of them all.

>If "normies" like it then it's no longer cool so I have to stop liking it
Such a waste of sweet digits.

You have to eat an entire bowl.

Harpy - ideal weapon against Chaos. Can't be corrupted because forgets what daemons were talking about before they even finish.

Unfortunately I haven't seen Imperium Drawfag on /a/ for quite a while. I hope he's doing well.

Centaurs are not hot. At that point you're just fantasizing about horses.

>Miia's awful cooking vs Kanna's endless hunger
Who wins?

Its not that normies liking it makes it no longer cool, afterall Cowboy Bebop will always be amazing no matter how popular it gets.

The issue is oversaturation of its presence everywhere, incessant wailing of a bloated and exploded fandom, and they suddenly think they're now getting access to a community and a quality concept or fetish, despite being only introduced and interested in a product pointed at the lowest common denominator, which breeds a sense of complacency in regards to trying to find newer and potentially better IPs and concepts.

tldr, Normies don't ruin things. Normies just build abnoxious fandoms that make the people who like the thing look bad, and enjoy wallowing in their ignorance

It has boobs to fondle, lips to kiss, hair to tussle, and a womb to fill. What's not to like?

Lies.
I started with hoses, THEN centaurs

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Us

Admittedly, Papi would probably get along wonderfully with Cultist-chan.

I would fuck even more absurd creatures so long as they were sapient and consenting. A horse pussy is a pussy still, whereas a spider epigyne is... different. (Yet more people would fuck Rachnera instead of Centorea)

This bringer of death is coming to take your character's life. What do?

I just wanna impregnate something with a big ass and a juicy pussy. Is that so wrong?

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UMARU ON THE FRONTPAGE!

>sticking your dick near an ass that has never been wiped

Just no.

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What about human women and monsterboys?

There's a comic series that deals with centaur issues such as this.

The answer is that they are very bendy.

>not knowing that centaurs use special bidets and rags on sticks

Eh, biology is overrated in fantasy settings. I don't care whether giants obey the square-cube law, I don't care if skeletons should fall apart, and I don't care if it makes no sense for dragons to breathe fire or ice. Why would I care that a centaur's skeletal system is utterly impractical?

That's because Rachnera is Best Girl despite her spider half, not because of it. Because, amongst other things, she's the ONLY ONE who cares enough about 'Darling' to be careful around him, and tries ensure he isn't hurt, even on accident.

I'd rather fuck something with completely alien genitalia than something with the genitalia of a real life animal.

seems good

I direct you to

It could be worse. It could be not just any horses, but ponies.

Rev up that fluffy abuse, because I sure love triggering manchildren.

I admit I am aroused and intrigued.

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Z-ton is one of the classiest deviants around.

Provided you ignore the NTR stuff, and skip straight to the comfy bits

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That almost looks like OPM

Let us not talk about the tiny pastel horses

>Centaurs are hot
Yeah no, I don't see the appeal at all. Human vag is actually attractive and centaurs just have gross horse vagina. Sure they still have tits, but they don't have an ass or legs. That's just a deal breaker man.

>they don't have an ass or legs

Holy shit, what kind of horses do they have where you come from?

The kind that have a horse's ass and a horse's legs.

It's a whole new world you've introduced me to user.

>but they don't have an ass or legs
user, you don't get it. They have the best ass and legs!

Also, Horse pussies and nottably plusher, have that thick meaty clit, and and proven to have more musculature and grip more firmly that human vaginas, and are also wetter!

Plus, there is that sexy justoposition between the dark leathery outside and the pink fleshy inside

So they DO have an ass and legs? That's good to hear, I was afraid people in your country rode around on giant slugs and just called them "horses."

user, no.

Centaur are right and good, but beastiality is not.

Is it really bestiality, if it passes the Harkness test? If so, then I guess loving Goblins, Orcs, and Elves is bestiality too.

Rachnea's pussy is pretty obviously in the same human area, my dude.

Goblins, orcs, and elves have human genitals though.

They aren't human though, and many Orcs are depicted as pigs

They do have legs and asses, but they're horse legs and asses, which don't count for sex appeal because again, they're goddamned horse legs and asses.

So wait, you're saying if you graft a human vagina onto a walrus, it stops being bestiality?
Are you SURE you're not a mad scientist?

I mean, they might have something completely different down there. Maybe orc women have snake-like sheathes that extend over the penis, or elves have vasa deferentia and reproduce through tribadism.

>sticking your dick in a pussy designed to accomdate horsecock, that has also never been wiped.

Like a pencil in a mineshaft.

inb4 GLURK GLURK GLURK and horseanusposting

It clenches down and the passage tightens due to advanced musculature
I'm sorry you are completely ignorant of zoology and animal husbandry

Horse pussy tightens up to conform to the dick, senpai. They also last about a minute.

Myths put out by furries. There's a limit to how tight it can get.

user, not everyone has a wafer-thin pencil dick like you I hope you realize.

>chodeposters think they have good dicks

user, anybody who has a normal dick size wouldn't be secretly fantasizing about a horse pussy that contracts to fit them, you realize.

>Human vag is actually attractive

>implying it isn't

Not when compared to horse vagina.

Humans just have an awkward flappy slit

The psychopomp has social anxiety
How can I exploit this.