(And then a ghost appeared)

(And then a ghost appeared)

That's a ghoul boy

Who's a ghoul boy?

That's a Cubone

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dogs make the best companions.

What did we do to deserve dogs?

We created them

Belly rubs and bacon treats.

When is a good time to tell you doggo that he is in fact the best of boys?

Any time you are petting the doggo.
Unless it is girl doggo.
Then you call her a good girl.

manipulated their gene pool for hundreds of generations

>yeah sorry about y'know all those plagues and stuff
>and the wars
>uhhhh and like death in general
>but hey, here's a dog
Thanks God

I used to work at a creationist school. One of the second graders thought automobiles were created by God.

It was very troubling for her to learn the truth.

Yes they do

that's one fucked up cerepupper

They are not fucked up, they are just lazy puppers who like to lay on each other. They are also good puppers.

>Can't even guard the sundoor properly, much less the gates of Hel
>good

Aren't we responsible for wars? To the extent that there is a god, why does he get direct blame if there's free will?

They're still trying to get the guarding part down pat. Don't worry though, they know to bark at squirrels.

>if there's free will?
Let's not go into that territory