WE COME IN PEACE

WE COME IN PEACE

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Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong. Why do you do this thing?

Yeh, we come in Pes Alzo!

TRANSMIT DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!

PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED.
MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT COMPOUNDS.

YOU HAVE SPOKEN THE WORDS!

What are those glowy bits?

IIRC, it's a race from Star Control 2 that are basically nanobots that break down everything in their path and turn the materials into more of them.

Juffo-Wup is the hot light in the darkness. All else is unfulfilled Void. The source of Juffo-Wup is at 629.1, 220.8.

user, you're breaking the mood

Yes. Yes. You say words, then I say. It is fun *in between*. More fun than *dancing*.

Who wrote this dialogue, a five year old?

Nnnnggaaahhhhh! These are not *fat* words! There is *juice squeezing* and then we are not so *frumple*.

Now, if you please, tell us how you acquired our most Secret Spathi Cypher ... which every Spathi swears never, never to reveal ... even when threatened with considerable pain.

*blocks your path*

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Their live strategy wasn’t really that horrible should they have more time to advance, they just didn’t know they lived in nightmarish universe where you need to develop advanced technology to relocate your homeworld to the safety of quasispace ASAP because it is full of Ur Quan and worse horrors.

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Star Control RPG user from this thread come back and finish us your storytime please!

bepis

RPG SC user, WE CONJURE THEE!

We don't care.

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SHOOT TO KILL, SHOOT TO KILL

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This game was so fucking awesome. So many great moments.

>WE COME IN PEACE
SHOOT TO KILL, SHOOT TO KILL, SHOOT TO KILL;
WE COME IN PEACE, SHOOT TO KILL; SCOTTY, BEAM ME UP!

shameless storytelling awaiting bump

So, what happened to the Androsynth anyway?

*FRUMPLE*

Androsynth are not here, Orz are here! We do not tell *stories* about them. No more Androsynth *stories*!

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The Androsynth were researching dimensional fatigue which led to the notice of Them.

Now there's no more Androsynth, only Orz

>COMPOUNDS
MATERIALS

Damn that game was so fucking good.

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Umm why are red blood cells on crystals?

Aren't the Utwig actually giants? Hinted at by dialogue and the size of the Ultron

>expecting hack "artists" to know shit about lore

*Jumping peppers*! A *happy camper* to *party* with!

Humans should have joined with Hierarchy, honestly. Alliance of """"free""" stars was a mistake.

Purge 4 worlds then purge god.

Why is the jewelry talking?