Blood bowl general /bbg/

>sounds awful
Then tell gw/fw to release new designs for all the races/positions/starplayers. Till then go fuck yourself. Working with what I got.

Actually, if someone can teach me what the fuck to do with Lizardmen, I would be grateful.

Getting to the point where Saurus actually have skills are so hard.

>but there's not much worth talking about dice.
>playing in LGS league
>last match of the league is vs a tryhard chaos player
>He is a gigantic autist everyone hates and who loves to spam cpomb. The only thing in his team which is not 100% minamx is his mino
>he actually thinks it's a good piece and wont listen to people saying it isn't
>turn 15 we are tied 1-1,he can blitz my carrier in score range with his mino
>wild animal roll: !
>reroll.jpg
>he passes loner and gets to blitz
>NAT TRIPLE SKULLS
>he gets so mad he wakes up and crushes his mino on the ground
>starts screaming random stuff"that can't be"
"my perfect team.."
>he runs away and never comes back

You take your dick, then cut it off, then fuck yourself for playing that OP team

>Lizardmen
>OP
What kind of garbage started populating these threads?

>only 60k rerolls
>best st 4 player (if not the best then the second best)
>by the way you have 6 of the, 2 more than any other team
>on and they only cost as much as a black orc and less than a fucking human blitzer
>best big guy
>has tail, av9 thick skull, least bad trait, and is mv 6
>lol same price as an ogre
>best stunty piece in the game
>only needs to get 3 spaces into the other team's side of the field cause mv 8 ignores tackle zones and dodge.
>literally any other team that has stunties would love to take one but "they suck so bad" according to lizard players
>rerolls are only 60k

Best winning percentages in black box brawls and scheduled smacks

random ranked game
fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=965492

you need the rerolls because you don't have skills

Lizards have always been considered an OP team, especially in early league... where have YOU been?

lizards are busted at most tvs. they're only semi weak very early on with no saurus skills, against woodies with strip ball, or if they go against a chaos cpomb stack

too be fair the human blitzers overcosted but yea lizards are very efficient

the teams you want won't be released unless bloodbowl is making enough money to justify the time it takes to develop them

read the welf playbook on plasmoids
read the 1000 losses playbook

learn probabilities of blocks and what makes certain options safe

learn how to protect your fragile fragile skinks

>LGS league
>clawpomb
>not using SUPERIOR BB2016 RULES

any of you guys work with impact's trollcast before? what about their spincast?

You play saurusball and get some early levels for the saurus. Always give kickbacks to a saurus, always try to score with one if failing won't cost you the game. Abuse your ST advantage, and don't be afraid to use your skinks for assists.

tfw I realized that I need 3 minos so I bought GW minos

feelsgoodman

Copied from the archive because I'm a repetitive boring bastard:

>I got my Impact croc team from the States finally, in "Trollcast" resin. Lovely detail, to the point they'll take ages to paint, some great sculpts, but a few of the not-Saurus have the injection point in amongst the scales, which will be a real bitch to knife out. A couple with very tiny bubbling in some awkward areas too, will probably have to buy some liquid Green Stuff. The not-Skinks are perfect though.

>Overall I suppose it's the old "what do you expect at £24 for 17 specialist models", though the Black Scorpion guy definitely has his casting down better.

FUMBBL is literally the best website ever. Infinite Bowl league play.