This is how I druid

So if somebody says it's a waifu, it's a waifu?

Could that make you a waifu?

Waifus must, by definition, not be real. Once its a real person, it stops being a Waifu and instead becomes an Idol, a Model, a Hoe, or a Crush
Dig it?

What if I told you that you're not real?

I'd argue that by the very inviolate act of my own self observation, thought, and cognition, I prove that even if all other life does not actually exist, that there is at the very least mine own mind that does exist, even if reality is that I'm merely a mind floating in space at the behest of an evil demon of sensory madness.

Cogito Ergo Sum, muthafucka

>they're not real

don't tell /pfg/