Reasons to venture to Gnoll Mountain

>Rescue somebody
>Reclaim relic lost by prince who went there like an idiot.
>Slay necromancer/demon leading the Gnolls
>Retake the fortress in the mountains so the nearby farmers have somewhere to flee in an impending war.
>Spring cleaning
>Fulfill a prophecy
>Escort a oracle there so that he can use an abandoned observatory in the mountains.

Need anything else?

So you inspect bridges. For what?

>pseudo
>penis

Illegal trolls.

To yiff, for you are a furry and are sexually aroused by gnoll cock.

Normal gnolls tend to hunt on plains and near other civilizations, where they can prey on intelligent races and sate their bloodlust. If gnolls are isolated up on the mountains, there's a chance they're not nearly the wanton killers their cousins are known for being.

Also, fluffier coats thanks to the colder weather. Perfect for hugs.

The cuisine

Your an advanced scout team, searching the foothills for a good place for the Dwarves to start their newest fortress. Best case scenario, the Dwarves establish a presence and the gnolls stop attacking your settlement and start focusing their attacks on them. Worst case, the Dwarves fail spectacularly and collapse their fortress as a final act of defiance, and by extension implode the mountain, thereby removing the gnoll threat.

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Same to make this thread OP
Win Epic. Win.

What's up with all these newfags complaining about the board?

The plains-men, safe in their farmsteads and their cities, have forsaken their ancient bonds to the great spirits. But the Gnolls, who still dwell in the fierce mountains, keep the old ways. I wish to meet these Gnolls, and speak with their elders. I wish to learn how to tread the Grey Path; to go where no man has been for an age; to learn what men forgot.

>action-packed trip to Detroit.jpg

To save her of course!

Good answer

She's part gnoll from the look of it.

Hot gnoll babes?

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SEX!
_______sex_____
I'm a sex tourist and I want to have sex with the animal people on the top of that mountain

No such thing. Any non murderous, demon worshipping gnoll automatically becomes an edgy furry.

For the exercise program of course, in two editions you'll go from this.

To this!

The gnold mines

>Gnoll Mountain
Let us not go there. 'Tis a silly place.

GOLEM GET YE GONE!

There's a bunch of stuff from the people who died there, and all we have to do to get it is to kill some gnolls.

If she was kidnapped she probably has some gnoll in her.

Dm tried to have us go to an island of gnolls filled with hunting traps and shit.

We burnt down the whole place and barraged it with cannons till we were out of powder.

there might be treasure
you heard the bad guy lives there and if you don't kill him he will destroy the world
you want to kill gnolls
you have to cross it to get to where you actually want to go

Sexy gnoll waifus.

You want the experience points that the Gnolls have inside of their bodies.

Must we kill them?
Can't we just suck the points out?

Extended happy hour and $2 margaritas.

This poster is a gnoll.

What the fuck

Gnollem*

It's just a name, it's actually a griffon breeding ground and griffons are worth a lot of money.

This post took far too long

Tbh this. Where's the bar in this one horse town?

Reason #395

I pissed my pants in front of the town today after I got arrested for public intoxication. Then I accused the sheriff of being a witch at which point he kicked me in the stomach which led to my vomiting all over John McCoys dog ehich promptly bit my arse. I'm going to hang out at gnoll mountain until the shame goes aeay.

I hear there's gold up there protected by dem gnolls.

To purchase their fine tea, for I am a tea merchant.

Plentiful.

Steal gnolls to experiment on them. Make gnoll flesh golems, or sever the tie to their demon lord(if D&D), or use their flesh and blood in necromantic rituals.
Subjugate gnolls.
Genocide gnolls.
Make gnoll pelt clothes/armor, gnol teeth necklaces, et cetera.
Loot gnoll treasures.
Negotiate peace and trade (if not D&D/not 5e, gnolls could sometimes tell Yee to fuck itself in 3.5)
Join gnolls and worship their cruel god.
Guide gnolls to your enemies.

That's still more reasons to visit gnoll mountian than to visit kender barrows.

Moist gnoll pussies.

ok

You're an ethnographer and folklorist who has heard tell of this mysterious community of Gnolls living up in the mountains that occasionally sends members down to trade pelts and trinkets with the townsfolk in the valley. If they'll accept you among them for a time, you'll have more than enough material for your next book!

Find out for yourself if it's really "just a name"

It's really more of a hillock

gnollchicks are sluts bro

Well, in the grand scale of the multiverse, it can be a saving, sure.

One of the fuckers guarding the bridge has those gloves of Dexterity, and I heard there's a tome of Charisma in one of the caves.

There's also that ranger who gave us a quest to find his missing witch, but who cares about them. She's probably just gonna bite it soon anyway.

Correction: gnolls could be non-evil and even playable in literally every edition before 5e. I'm not sure if Orcs of Thar was for AD&D 1e or for Basic D&D.

Capturing gnoll bitches.

To find out who really shot JFK.

Feminine pseudopenis.

>literally putting a penis in a penis

Who is this dick lich?

To get a girlfriend that'll always laugh at my dumb jokes~

I would make nonconsensual love with her.

Recruitment drive for when you're running low on thralls

the riches and the bitches

The mountain gnolls are one of the last entities to use the gold standard for currency.

it's not nonconsensual if you want to

You're on a mission from the dwarves to destroy the gnolls gold reserves.
This will leave dwarvish currency as the most stable, and thus the best exchange medium for trade and banking.

To find out how much EXP they're worth

i guess i'll subscribe to the newsletter, I don't have anything else to do

>Rescue somebody
why did they go there

>Reclaim relic lost by prince who went there like an idiot.
why did he go there

>Slay necromancer/demon leading the Gnolls
why did they go there

>Retake the fortress in the mountains so the nearby farmers have somewhere to flee in an impending war.
why did someone build a fortress there

>Spring cleaning
what?

>Fulfill a prophecy
no half-decent prophecy involves going to gnoll mountain

>Escort a oracle there so that he can use an abandoned observatory in the mountains.
see the fortress

maybe this'll all make more sense if you explain what you mean by "spring cleaning."
>went to gnoll mountain to fulfill a prophecy because the oracle lives in an observatory built there by some peasants that were holed up in a fortress that was originally built by a necromancer who went there to recover a priceless treasure (that ended up binding him there) lost by a prince who went to save a moron that initially went there to do "spring cleaning"

>short
>hairy
>smelly
>unintelligent but lacking any scruples and naturally crafty
>greedy, gold-obsessed misers
>live underground because they can't handle changes in temperature or light
>live almost exclusively off of unleavened bread
>wear yarmulkes
Dwarves are the fucking worst.

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>tfw had a quest about to slay a necromancer
>mfw when he was only two streets down

Hate to be the one to break it to ya user...

It's better if you find out yourself, actually.

Because they're stupid/brave/didnt know it was gnoll mountain

Because he was stupid/brave/thought he could handle gnoll mountain

Because nobody else goes there

To keep the gnolls out

as in "standard go to place and kill the badmens quest no.1290181"

A prophecy which involves why the gnolls are there in the first place.

Because its high.

Im glad none of my players are as creative and pedantic as you are.

The only place left where one can experience authentic gnoldschool songs and dances.
Everywhere else has been influenced, more like ruined, by those human bards "singing" about their "hoards and 'bolds".

I'm a Space Wolf.

To pick up some beautiful magnollians.

>Just think about it.
>We can kill 'em all.

>no half-decent prophecy involves going to gnoll mountain
This is hilarious and I know not why.

To get this dudes sweeeet necklace.

Was his crime necromancy, or something more neighbourhood watch related, like using other people's bins?

KNOTS KNOTS KNOTS KNOTS KNOTS KNOTS

>Reasons to venture to Gnoll Mountain

It actually isn't infested with Gnolls and this is just one huge "Greenland, Iceland" meme so the locals can keep everyone the fuck away from their scenic hills, springs, women, boys that look like women, etc..

>Supposed to be the Knoll Mountains.

Knoll Mountain however is absolutely fucking saturated in Gnolls though.

>boys that look like women

PACK YOUR FUCKING BAGS WE ARE LOOTING AND RAZING GNOLL MOUNTAIN *RIGHT NOW*

Razing or raping? Because I have confidence that while we're not the utter perverts that /d/ are, we can probably find a way to fuck a mountain.

BOTH!!!!

Well, go raid a Morrowind/Shadowquest reunion thread and lay hands on a warcouncil and I'm sure inside an hour they'll have a detailed white paper for you on how a mountain can not only be raped, but done so in a way that everyone in the world -
and potentially any extraterrestrials that visit -
recognises as a rape.

To save the village chiefs daughter like we promised.

Never mind that shit, here come the subhumans.