Hey Veeky Forums! Let's make a monster piece by piece! I'll start:

Hey Veeky Forums! Let's make a monster piece by piece! I'll start:

It should have dinosaur legs with...

...a curved, barbed footlong...

...kneecap...

...and four...

BIG BOOOBS

... and prehensile tongues...

....with GREEN LASERS coming out of its....

...That end in poisonous...

BIG BOOOBS!

...and nine hundred ninety nine...

>Dinosaur Legs, Curvy, barbed, footlong Kneecaps, prehensile tongues, and four breasts. That are poisonous and can fire lasers

3 penis

Are you sure it's not four big boobs, as well as it's prehensile tongues which end in poisonous big boobs that fire lasers?

It should also have rocket fingers

BIG BOOBS!

On its back it has a pair of ...

Larry David's

and it's on fire.

It's eyes are actually anuses, which are constantly leaking a foul gruel of...

Scissors

porridge

character art courtesy of will wright

Gotta have that purple penis...

wait shit the scissors were supposed to be on the back, not leaking out of the eyes

i did my best

Fuuuuuuuuck. Okay now let's stat it.