>This barbarian woman approaches your party and asks your assistance in killing the Ur-dragon. She promises that you that you get first pick and the lion's share of whatever riches are found, so long as you allow her to eat the mythic beast's heart and body.
Do you accept?
I'm wondering when you'll get tired of posting this.
I eat the heart and tell my newfound avian allies to peak out her eyes.
I ask her to join and make her fatter and eventually marry her
What happens to her after she eats the magical dragon?
Also, aren't Ur-Dragons like 100 feet tall or something?
Either she gains its strength and power, or she has indigestion.
Well she's obviously done this before. Welcome aboard! Large monster hunter/eater
Well I wasn't planning on eating it.
You have a problem.
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