Imperial Guard Regiment Generation Thread

OH SHIT IT'S A
MOTHER
FUCKING
DEATHWOORRLLDD

WOMEN AUGHT TO BE WAY, WAY TOO VALUABLE TO WASTE FOR DEATHWORLDERS. MAYBE OUR GIRLS ARE ALL STERILE OR UNABLE TO BEAR CHILDREN, SO THEY'RE GIVEN A GUN AND POINTED AT ENEMIES TO JUSTIFY THEIR EXISTENCE?

D100 FOR TERRAIN

Rolled 97 (1d100)

I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS ANONS ROLL, ICE WORLD, BECAUSE THAT MAKES WAY MORE SENSE FOR A DEATH WORLD THAN YOUR ROLL WHICH WOULD BE AGRIWORLD.

I WILL INSTEAD USE YOUR ROLL FOR OUR NEXT SELECTION, WHICH IS OUR REGIMENT CORE TROOPS. 97 GIVES US SHOCKTROOPS.

TO SUM UP, THE REGIMENT IS AN ELITE TITHE OF WOMEN FROM AN ICE DEATHWORLD SENT TO A MILITIA TO BE SHOCKTROOPS

D10 FOR SPECIALITY

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Rolled 6 (1d10)

Dammit I was hoping for a regiment of herbicidal harlots

HIVE WARFARE

...NOT SURE HOW THAT MAKES SENSE BUT IN WE GO TO THE MEATGRINDER

OUR LOYALTY RATING IS UNDISCIPLINED. FOLLOWS THE EMPEROR, EVERYONE ELSE CAN FUCK THEMSELVES.

D100 FOR SPECIAL EQUIPMENT

where can I find the random table your using?

Rolled (1d00)

Rolled 62 (1d100)

Perhaps our homeworld is covered in an eternal blizzard and we live in domed cities buried under hundreds of feet of snow?

the homeworld is just beyond the goldilocks zone and as a result is very cold, the majority of the population lives in deep canyons heated by geothermal activity.

1d4chan.org/wiki/Imperial_Guard_Regiment_Creation_Tables

I'M SORRY THE DICE ARE FUCKING WITH YOU user

AUGMENTED TROOPS. MECHANICAL PARTS? GENETIC MODIFICATION? FEMALE SPACE MARINES? MAYBE SOME KIND OF CULT MECHANICUS GROUP THAT SURGICALLY REMOVES THEIR WOMBS TO DONATE TO GROW TANKS AND THEN MARCH OFF TO WAR

they live in deep underground housing bunkers that resemble prison cells (they could be) and we live in a 12 monkeys style of life, for better living spaces or just because the ladies are recruited

OH AND ANOTHER D100 FOR REGIMENT CREED

Rolled 65 (1d100)

women fight to prove their worth for breeding rights?

IMPERIAL FANATICS. FOR THE EMPEROR! FEMALE FLAGELLATES!

MAYBE WE'RE SOME KIND OF ADHOC MILITIA RAISED BY THE SISTERS OF BATTLE TO DEFEND OUR WORLD

THE NOBLE WOMEN, LAST SURVIVORS OF THE ELITE, ALL THE MEN ARE DEAD, THE ONLY ONES LEFT ALIVE TO PROTECT OUR SHITTY BALL OF ICE

D100 FOR FRIENDS

Rolled 54 (1d100)

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Was wondering that myself.

Maybe they're a bunch of feminist cunts everyone got sick of so they booted them out to do something useful for a change.

>54
>Adeptus Titanicus
>ADEPTUS TITANICUS
>ADDEEPTTUUUUSSS TITANNICUUSSS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

D100 FOR ENEMIES

Rolled 51 (1d100)

Rolled 9 (1d100)

That's dumb, why would feral world bitches get Titans?

TYRANIDSDDSADADS

ok lets sum up faggots

Our Regiment is a:

MILITIA

made up of

ALL WOMEN

selected by

ELITE TITHE

who are from

A DEATHWORLD

which is

COVERED IN ICE

we specialize in

HIVE WARFARE

and we are

LOYAL BUT UNDISCIPLINED

we make use of

AUGMENTED TROOPS

and our creed is

FOR THE EMPEROR

we are allies of

THE ADEPTUS TITANICUS

and our most hated enemies are

THE TYRANIDS

Lets make it work

I think we should start over.

They aren't feral, they're from a deathworld, which means it's a planet utterly imicable to life but was still colonized for whatever reason. Probably for reasons pertaining to said Titans. Incredibly rare materials, underground forges?

A cult of women who wed themselves to the titans, like an even more fucked up Sisters of Battle? Since Titans are supposed to be effigies of the humanity and representations of the machine god aka the Omnissiah aka The Emperor

>start over

Angry mechanised deathworlders specialized in cleansing Hives by razing them to the ground and killing anything that comes out alive.

They are very effective, brutal, but tend to mostly kill and discuss never.

Mostly good at dealing with Genestealers.

This whole regiment is stupid.

...

Sounds like we need to send them to Klandathu

PERFECT!

the planet has a ton of mineral resources and some of them are used to build titans...as such the mechanicus lets the planet have some titans at their disposal from time to time. The planet is just outside of the habitable zone and as a result is very cold and most of the population live in geothermically heated canyons. To go onto the surface members of the population are augmented to be able to withstand the cold the birth rate is somewhat like children of men...through eons of birthrates their are now slightly more females then males..as a result the planets entire military force is female.

Op here, i'm going to take a crack at making sense of this clusterfuck.

Snowball 12 is a shitty little piece of shit ice world utterly unremarkable except for an unusually active interior with pockets of thermal activity and rare, valuable materials. Naturally the Adeptus Mechanicus colonized said world and turned it into one of their secret forges for the Titanicus. Massive underground complexes mine and refine the materials found there, using the magma and thermal pockets of the world itself as power generators and massive forges that build and repair titans. The world itself is governed by the Titanicus, and they have a Princeps school on sight there, making the planet over all incredibly important to the Titanicus. As such, it bristles with defenses provided by the Titans themselves. However Titans have one glaring weakness - they are hueg. Titans are not good at interior or urban warfare where you DON'T want everything wrecked.

Enter the Brides of the Iron God

As the government and society of Snowball 12 revolves around the Titans and the Princeps themselves, the Princeps themselves are like chieftains, and have many wives who serve their Princeps as Moderati and Adjutants. Less senior women serve in the Brides, who operate as infantry support for the Titan Legion, competing for the right to bear the Princeps children or serve as Moderati in battle with their husbands. Though not extensively trained, they are well equipped and hardened by their lives on the frigid iceplanet, and fight with exceptional religious zeal as they see the Titans as manifestations of the Emperors wrath and power, and their Princeps husbands as their chosen.

Recently, a Tyranid hive fleet has begun to bear down on the small but important forgeworld, prompting a bitter struggle. Massive machines of war stride across the snowy wastes of the planet giving battle to the slavering all consuming hoardes of Xenos filfth, while the brides wage a protracted campaign underground to protect the manufacturies from incursion.

Their system produces Titans but is targeted by Genestealers for obvious reasons.

The women are exported off world to limit the risk of contamination. This makes them really angry. Also, mechanical augmentation includes removal of reproductive organs.

Since they are really angry, but well formed from birth to deal with the threat, they are mostly used as a mean to deal with Genestealers. Should the infestation be too developed, they call in the Titan brethren to raze everything to the ground.

On the other hand, they tend towards excessive firepower at all times. Augmetics are a hell of a drug, and carrying multiple weapons is common. They are not that numerous after all.

pic related for obvious reasons.

In ages past various hive cities in the canyons would fight each other for various supplies and the best spots for geothermal energy, long isolated from the rest of the imperium the planets military forces are considered undiciplined by imperium at large. Within the last couple centuries a small hive fleet splinter group has made its way into the nearby sectors mustering the majority of the hive cities together to combat this threat.

A good start, but we can expand further. Perhaps there was a male regiment that was sent off to Cadia during the 13th Black Crusade and a Leviathan Splinter Fleet came soon after. Our regiment is a stopgap measure, raised in a rush and thus lacking in discipline, but replete with metal and faith.

Freja's Purebred Infantry Regiment

The planet designated as 'Freja' has been a place of turmoil and dissension since its early days in M35, once a proud Forgeworld it now lies in eternal nuclear winter due to reason yet to be discovered by the Imperium. The irradiated air has left its population split between the ravenous mutant hordes and its more normal population that lives within the remains of its Hive Cities and the ruins of once working Forges, thus it is not surprising that the people of Freja value their purity of genes above anything else leaving fertile females as a valuable and often worshiped asset within its society and infertile women as undesired and often scorned by the population at large. It is because of this tradition that the world is ruled by a matriarchal council and conscripts both men for its PDF and gives infertile women as tithe for the Munitorum.

Though the planet itself is mostly a barren wasteland of ice the Adeptus Mechanicus has set up a base of operations in the system, with several moons acting as Titanicus training grounds and building facilities, perhaps a remain of what the system used to be. It is because of this connection that the populace in Freja holds the Mechanicus in special reverence and the god-machines as idols to be worshiped, a living representation of the Emperor's Wrath.

Due to the planet's mutant population the Purebreed regiments are specially adept at Hive Warfare as the PDF is constantly retaking old Hive Cities or fending off assaults on their own cities. It is because of this that the regiments themselves are specialized in recognizing the mutant and purging them, an expertise that has been exploited several times against genestealer cults in counter-insurgency operations.

Our results were interesting but I think they stumped some anons. I'll file this and the idea's away, maybe start another thread for the funsies.

Why not keep using this thread?

SWARM HUNGERS. BROOD GROWS. SEEK BIOMASS. SEEK GENETICS. CONSUME. GROW. DOMINATE.

ROLL D100. A HIVE FLEET IS BORN.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

WE ARE BORN OF HIVE MOLOCH. FROM THE GHOUL STARS, WE CRAWL THROUGH THE GALACTIC NORTH, SWALLOWING ALL IN OUR PATHS.

D10 FOR CLASSIFICATION

Rolled 1 (1d10)

PLANETARY INFESTATION. OUR BROOD IS ENDEMIC TO A SPECIFIC WORLD.

D10 FOR SIZE

Rolled 6 (1d10)

MODERATE SIZE. THE SWARM GROWS.

D100 FOR SURVIVAL DIRECTIVE

Rolled 36 (1d100)

RECOVERY. WE SEEK THE LOST GENETIC MATERIAL OF OTHER HIVE FRAGMENTS. WE RE-COLLECT THIS MATERIAL SO THE SWARM MAY EVOLVE.

D100 FOR TENDENCY

Rolled 84 (1d100)

CORRODE AND POISON. DESTROY FROM WITHIN. VENOMTHROPES AND SPORES.

D10 FOR COMMON BIOMORPHS

Rolled 7 (1d10)

TOUGHENED CARAPACE COMMON BIOMORPH AMONGST HIVE WARRIORS.

D100 TO GENERATE ASSISTANCE

Rolled 59 (1d100)

SWARM IS ASSISTED BY APEX STALKER WEAPONFORM. DEATH LEAPER, LICTOR ALPHA, SIMILAR VARIANT. WE INFILTRATE. WE SCOURGE. WE CONSUME.

FINAL ROLL. D100, DETERMINE SWARMS AS OF YET NOT CONSUMED PREY.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

NECRONS. WE HAVE ENCOUNTERED AND FAILED TO CONSUME NECRONS. OUR CORROSIVES WILL ERODE THEM.

HIVE SWARM SUMMARY

TENDRIL OF HIVE MOLOCH

SPECIFIC WORLD INFESTATION

MEDIUM SIZE

RECOVER LOST GENETICS

CORRODE AND POISON

TOUGHENED CARAPACE

ASSISTED BY APEX STALKER

SEEKING: NECRONS

Possibly these could be used as enemies for the regiment.

Is there a way to roll for the Necrons to complete this little hate triangle of ours?

Well what do you know.
1d4chan.org/wiki/Necron_Army_Creation_Tables

Yes but the Necron tables are mostly unfinished and kind of shit. I usually use a combination of two different ones

Do it then.

We could fluff the worlds of the system to be ice covered Deathworlds due to Necrons shenanigans.

The mechanisation of the Deathworlders is due in part to some discoveries by the Admech of partial Necron Warriors or something.

And the Tyranids are here for the Necrons, naturally.

>And the Tyranids are here for the Necrons, naturally.

We need to find a way to tie in their objective to recover hive fleet remnants too. Maybe the Necrons are operating right under the Admechs noses. Maybe they've even infiltrated and assumed command of the Admech there.

OK. Since this method uses two different charts, the dice rolls will get a little wierd.

d10. Determine what side they took in the Necrontyr Secession War

Rolled 6 (1d10)

(Secessionist) Fought under another rebel Phaeron as a member of his court.

They opposed the Silent King and the Triarch.

d20. What role did they play in Necron politics

Nothing is impossible when your technology is so far above everyone else's. How about they did some work for Illuminor Szeras.

They captured the Apex Stalker for him.

That's a little trolltastic, but the Apex Stalker does not need to be alive after all.

Or we could go DoW3 and they froze the thing.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

11-13: Construction- Preference to Wraiths, Spyders, and Scarabs

D6 for additional military might

Rolled 3 (1d6)

Construction fits somewhat nicely with this

>In addition to the preference above, roll for an additional preference below. If the preference rolled is the same as the one above, the specific preference becomes the dynasty's obsession.

>3- Wraiths, Spyders, and Scarabs

We just got dubs on Wraiths, Spyders, and Scarabs. We have a FUCKING LOT of them.

d6 for goals

Rolled 2 (1d6)

1-3: Domination- This Dynasty seeks to crush all who oppose them through sheer might and superiority.

Incidentally this was also our chance to role loyalist, sorry goyim we're nucrons.

D10 to determine what C'tan we served under during the war in heaven

Rolled 5 (1d10)

fuck happened there, mods?

>The Void Dragon
>The Void Dragon
>The Void Dragon

WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

d100 for greater objectives or goals

rolling 1d00 does not lend itself to much I guess.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE very fitting.

>Through those races who understand and can manipulate the Warp they seek to understand it so that they can destroy it.

I'm thinking the Necrons have capture a Zoan, or they're experimenting with the Shadow In The Warp phenomenon.

d10 for mental damage sustained during sleep

Rolled 9 (1d10)

It works. But how do we fit that with the Titan Legion and the regiment?

>By some miscalculation every single one of the Necron warriors and lower ranks have perfect recollections of their former lives and are completely sentient.

Now things are getting wierd.

d20. How do these Necrons interact with OTHER necrons?

Rolled 4 (1d20)

Oh my. Everyone's got plans here.

1-5: Subservience- This dynasty is a loyal protectorate or subordinate of another, larger house. Roll on the Governance table.

GOVERNANCE (Optional unless noted otherwise in previous rolls)
D6
What powerful Dynasty does your Dynasty serve, if any?

Rolled 4 (1d6)

4-5: Oruscar Dynasty

>The Oruscar Dynasty is a Necron Dynasty noted as once being bitter rivals with the Sautekh Dynasty. While the power of the Sautekh was spread wide throughout the galaxy, the Oruscar's holdings were limited to a handful of ancestral worlds laden with technological wonders. The rivalry has not ended since the reawakening of the Necrons. Both dynasties are pursuing the wider goal of reclaiming the galaxy, but may one day come to clash with one another once more.[1a]

>The Oruscar Dynasty is known to possesses a powerful ancient artifact known as the Celestial Orrery on the Tomb World of Thanatos

D6 for our dynasties hero

>Celestial Orrery
I still say the world are Deathworlds because of Necron shenanigans

Fits pretty well otherwise.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

And I am retarded.

>(1d00)

Just so we're clear, we've essentially created pic related, right?

Sure.