I end my turn

I end my turn.

Trap card: Diarrhea Vortex?

I play Book of Taiyou. Flipping your face-down monster into face-up Attack position! Reveal your monster user!

I use UCT's effect to send this card to the graveyard and inflict 1000 LP damage.

I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode!

I use pot of greed

Wait... What does that card do?

Better picture

This card seems busted, but i haven't looked at yugioh in a decade. Even with the time gap...that seems extreme

Got the correct answer right here.
Ol'skool.

Also this.

STOP CHEATING

's cool.

What does it do?

Thanks for reminding me of the HAT versus Geargia meta.

Draws two cards.

Only two of those were cheating (and even then, they were only illegal assuming turn 1, later game they're perfectly valid.)

Check.

There is no king in there user.

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d4 + 1)

I cast Magic Missile at your tower dude.

The King of Games is in the corner.

I see you've played The Tower of the Royal Embassador from K'yth Thalar before.

Your castle is WEAK.
This is a castle, a castle's castle.
I hide my king and the kingdom's supply of noughts in it.

(May I ask you to post the original castle image in full res? Looks great)

...

Thank you sir. You are a gentleman, and a scholar!

You call that a Castle? THIS is a Castle!

Rolled 299 + 344 (1d574 + 344)

I cast Veeky Forums CHESS TECH: LEVEL 55 BOARD FLOOD.
It floods the board at a rate of 1d574+344 cubic string lengths per turn.

Sorry, you didn't take out my Dust supplies in the first 20 turns, I've already won an economic victory.

I transmute the water to gold. You can't win an economic victory if gold is worthless. In exchange, I sacrifice Castle.

You made a vital spelling mistake! You transmuted the water into glod, dwarf hornblower!

I SUMMON ABBADON THE RETCONER IN ATTACK MODE

I summon the Stickman, who bashes the stunted heads in.

His summoning has been unexpectedly delayed.

I'll end this.

*Teleports behind you*

ALL SHALL BE WELL AND ALL SHALL BE WELL AND ALL MANNER OF THING SHALL BE WELL SHALL BE WELL. ALL SHALL BE WELL. ALL SHALL BE WELL. SHALL BE WELL. SHALL BE WELL. SHALL BE WELL. SHALL BE WELL. NOT POSTPONED. NOT IN THE END. NOT FOR LONG.

Starting now,
you must rhyme,
nobody excepted,
haikus are accepted.

user, you squealing retard,
You've activated my trap card!