If playing d&d, if you don't roll for stats, you're a faggot, and not welcome to play.
If you write in CN, TN, LN, Or any evil.......you're a faggot and not welcome to play.
There are several books for backgrounds, we'll roll for a background. Based on the background, you can decide your backstory.
This will be your character. Can you play it? Or are you only able to play a snowflake faggot?
We'll roll 3d6, reroll 1's (since I'm feeling generous) and lets go.
I hear there are some that DO NOT, roll for stats. Even worse, I hear some aren't happy with alignments.
Why is Veeky Forums unable to play the correct way? Is it because so many here have NEVER played? Or worse yet, only played online?
Hudson Martinez
B8 harder m8
Brandon Brown
user pls
Adam Wood
No one should have any issue with any of that.
Anthony Lewis
It's because most of Veeky Forums cannot stand the game not being "fun" for them. The problem is their definition of fun, which is "anything outside of my control is not fun, anything that causes autistic roaring laughter and pounding the table causing the microbrew bottles to quiver, is fun"
Also, most of Veeky Forums are minmaxing fucks as you can see by visiting /5eg/ and /pfg/, so rolling for stats means they can't completely control their character's stats. This triggers them because they think that playing someone who has a 5% less chance of hitting will ruin their game experience. They also use strawmans of "hazing new players" and "wah I rolled all 3s on my stats" ignoring that (1) most people don't "haze" new players unless they are jack-asses anyways and would do something rude to the new player whether they roll for stats or not, and (2) most DMs allow rerolls for abominable stat rolls... in fact, the book even has rules for when you are supposed to reroll your stats.
Then there are those who are butthurt that their friend rolled two 18s on their first D&D character. But you know what? That happens. Some people get lucky. Deal with it faggot. At least you didn't nat1 on a death saving throw.
Blake Williams
>He thinks the primary reason for preferring pointbuy is minmaxing
Ryder Fisher
Nah, fuck off mate.
Justin Walker
No, the primary reason is the need for control and the inability to play an even slightly substandard character because that isn't "fun".
Well guess what you fucking faggots, your "fun" doesn't always matter. Don't like it? Get the hell out of the game. Some people enjoy rolling for stats, and if you are too much of a pussy to handle playing a character who doesn't start with two 18s, then fuck off.
Henry Howard
>Also, most of Veeky Forums are minmaxing fucks ^this
Wyatt Hill
>oh no they aren't biting >I know! I'll respond to my own bait! >that's a neat trick!
