This phenomenon is now in effect in your universe. what changes? how would that be attained mechanically in your system...

This phenomenon is now in effect in your universe. what changes? how would that be attained mechanically in your system?

Also post skimpy armor because that's what we're really here for.

The female torso counts as armored even when bare.

Nothing since it was alreadya thing

Yeah.
Females get 10+Dex mod+Prof as an AC calc. if not wearing armor.

A feat tree that is exclusive to females that gives you 1/2 Charisma modifier to AC

Surely the bonus is based on fertility. Constitution would be a better fit.

Clearly we'll just split the difference 1/2 of Constitution and charisma. They should also include a immunity to non-lethal damage from environmental effects

>what changes?
The beefcake/cheesecake aesthetic of my setting makes more sense.
>how would that be attained mechanically in your system?
I don't think we'd need to alter anything, everyone's armor shows off their body.

Then we'll just have to attack the uterus through subduing then gangraping.

What does brunch so hard mean? I could not give a damn about her cowtits but that shirt mystifies me every time I see it.

I'm guessing it just means she likes to eat brunch.

Does surface area account for anything?

>he doesn't know what it means

I guess it's time to head back to that perverted old wizard and take up his/her/its offer to learn Alter Sex and Baleful Gender Swap.

>how would that be attained mechanically in your system
Woman must become a mother first. It fades away when child becomes an adult but getting pregnant again or adopting orphans will preserve these powers for a time.

A fertility goddess put this blessing on all saipent life to protect pregnant women durring a big war, and forgot to remove it.

Does she get more armored the more kids she has or if she's pregnant with twins?

> "Don't try her man, she's a veteran with more than 10 confirmed births!"

>the more kids she has or if she's pregnant with twins?
Yep, but it's not as much armor as ward against harm.

>What changes
Not much really, I've always been a fan of the idea that as long as it's mechanically balanced and fluff fits the setting, fluff it how you want

I don't know why, but for some reason I always love it when weird setting phenomena are explained by some variant of "X deity did it a while back, but forgot to change it when it no longer made sense."

It's just the right combination of the gods being proactive in the affairs of mortals but also complete idiots who don't really understand them.

There's a player at my weekly 5E game that embraces the whole "scantily clad barbarian princess" to the hilt just to fuck with the rst of the players. She normally plays the wizard or ranger in the group. Luckily she's a great roleplayer, so it's been pure hilarity.

I don't know what it means either...

I'm a non-anglo though

Brunch is a large meal eaten in late-morning. Customs greatly trickle down from the upper class, and what's fashionable with the upper class is most of all what's unavailable to the lower class, and regular people can't eat meals at 10:00 because they are working. I guess she likes big meals.

For some stupid reason, millenial hipsters have latched onto brunch as celebrated event. Probably because their lazy, jobless asses are among the few with the privilege to be able to crawl out of bed late in the morning and enjoy it.

>aim for head
>kill a lot of woman
>make armor from their uteruses
>be literally invincible

But what if it only works for the original owner?

>women are constantly getting pregnant and trying to encourage multiples because the more kids they have the tougher they become
>the state even encourages this/forces women to do it to create super soldiers

Yes, this is indeed my fetish.

It's already in effect, but with a lot more mutation and pregnancy involved.

There's a popular Kanye/JayZ song with the lyric "ball so hard muthafuckas wanna fine me" and i guess that's some kind of play on that with brunch for some reason. Maybe one day someone in a group of friends at a restaurant said "brunch" in place of that and the creator thought it was funny, who knows. I don't think anyone really understands it, potentially including the creator.

It only works for a living uterus.
You'd have to construct some sort of preservative biosuit for it to work.
Like some kind of mid-riff Guyver.

Thinking puny a uterus can defeat
>the dick

Who is this semen demon?

>implying it wasn't already in effect

A 2hu dies everytime you fetish post.

Some OC that a hentai artist named Owler drew for once, which then exploded into popularity that got other artists drawing them.

>exposed
It's still covered up, though! There's all that meat and stuff in the way. Surely that must create a bit more of an insulating factor than a few millimeters of cloth or metal!

Perfect.

What if he's a gurofag?

>wwommmmb

I'm fucking dying.

No it isn't.

looks like it would be funnier if it was drawn by Oglaf

Right?

Get a wizard to reverse the phenomenon.

>It only works for a living uterus.
Like this

I assume you've never been to brunch since your broke ass can't afford it.
It's ussualy enjoyed on the weekend.

Beefsteak and cheesecake are grand, but nothing beats beefcake.

I read that as, "Preservative biscuit," and am very confused. Could you keep a uterus in a biscuit? Is bread a good medium for living tissue? These are legitimate questions.