/cyoag/ - CYOA General

Because siren is objectively better.

Maie is objectively the best waifu

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Have you SEEN what's in the ocean? I'm not making that my home.

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oh no

this could go bad

It says none of the creatures of the sea would mess with you if you become a siren. So none of those scary creatures are a threat.

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>realizing you will always at best have a 1 in 5 chance of beating the primeval dragon unless you min max 2 stats at the expense of skills and the only dragon skill has no stat requisites in common with him

Trirastra Pryslyn

>Goldstrand Elf
>Female
>Goldstrand Refuge

>Spear
>Staff
>Token
>Tome
>Scalemail

>Elemental Magic 1
>Transcend 2
>Summon 3
>Warding 4
>Alchemy 5
>Quickening 6
>Trapmaking 7
>Muffled Walk 8
>Preparation 9
>Meditation 10
>Acrobatics (Dancer)

>Pathfinders
>Alchemist Targas
>High Priestess Nadir (ELO)

>Swamplurker

>Dancer 10 Years

>Primeval Dragon

Final Stats
STR 15
FIN 24
CAST 39
CON 24
WIL 29
SPD 18
CRA 20
ELO 24
STA 15

Plan is to become incredibly powerful sorceress and use a staff that's also a spear to cast spells and fight with quickness and finesse instead of strength and lots of magic of course. Will learn how to summon the Primeval Dragon by listening in on the conversations of adventurers while working as a dancer, which will also help me be quick and graceful. Once the dragon is slain, goal is to quest to find the secret to eternal beauty and youth and become immortal sexy sorceress. My companions might also be interested in this quest and join me.

>tfw not sure where to go between Mnsenmyoine, "Lilly," or Ur'scha

Sure, they aren't a threat, but that doesn't mean I want to ever have to look at them. Besides, with ??? I get to have my own pocket dimension, with immortality and all the kinky sexy times I could imagine. All I have to do is have nice thoughts about her, not exactly a hard task.

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As long as no one brings up feminism we should be fine.

There's only one issue with the CYOA, and it's not even finished.

What's the issue?

-4str

There's different stats for men and women. This caused a total shitstorm last time which got the creator of the CYOA accused of being a misogynist and a SJW and an entire thread was wasted with this crap.

You ready for fun?

Celestial

God of Celebration

>Major
The Sun
Nature
Magic
Agriculture

>Minor
Entertainment
Debauchery

Human women being better than men

But again, it's not even finished.

So for the ones that say I can skip the stat boost and explore another area instead I assume that means it takes the same timeslot? So I could do something like
Burial of kings(skip stat boost)->The Obelisk
Windsong Cliffs(skip stat boost)->Lost Shrine
In a single year?

that's a shame,
I quite like a bit of dimorphism, if done tastefully.

I WANT BATTLEMAGE, MONSTER HUNTER, TITANLANDS, DOMAIN MASTER.

WE NEED TO MAKE /CYOA/ GREAT AGAIN.

It wasn't, it basically amounted to "You can't have a penis between your legs and cast magic well" but lets leave it at that.

I can never post Battlemage because I love all versions too much to pick just one, and why bother posting them all?
Still waiting for Archmage as well; super-wizards being cooler than combat-wizards.

Monster Hunter was already posted alongside Domain Master.
I can post Titanlands.

>I WANT [bad cyoas]
>MAKE /CYOA/ GREAT AGAIN
what did he mean by this?

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It would make sense going by the stats given, since the year long one gives 4 points when the rest give 2 points.

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ah, well.
some people dig their own graves

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Tristamer

>Mermaid
>Slim
>Adventurous
>Sea-Mother Yoonai

>Animal Form (Giant Octopus) 9
>Underwater Affinity 8
>Summon Torrent 4
>Conjure Tornado 0
>Heal (Unaligned 1)
>Lightning (Unaligned 0)
>Arcane Projectiles (Scholar)

>Scale Armor 85
>Staff 73
>Dagger 70
>Gauntlets 60
>Seabeast (Superhuge Shark) 30
>Armours and Attire (DEF) 15
>Armours and Attire (ATK) 0

>Duzelle, Cella, and Pence Owl
>Scholar
>Princess Rescue

Stats
>PER 4.5
>STR 4.25
>END 3/5
>CHA 5
>INT 3.5
>WIS 5
>AGI 3.75/6.75

>be adventurous mermaid always trying to explore new places and learn new things
>learn some magic
>save giant shark from fishing net and have pet/mount for life
>get (just a tiny bit) famous while travelling
>joined by some noblesisters who want to adventure with me
>while adventuring, get contacted by High-Elves who need Princess rescued
>flood dragon lair and lightning mooks in the water, shark eats survivors, summon typhoon for cover while fleeing with Princess and arcane bolt any chasers
>court Selra'be
>have 5some with new wife and noblesister companions

No it didn't. It was women were slightly better than men at magic casting

The "sell your soul to Cthulhu" part worries me.

I think I'd pick Lala. Politicians on Earth appear to being doing really shady and fucked up shit at a fairly rapid pace, though, so humanity might go extinct shortly after we meet.

I'll just cuddle with her when she's not engaged in genocide, I guess.

Yeah, and it was quite bullshit. It heavily favors women as a whole.

I'm sure Lala could be convinced to only kill the worst of humanity, like the norks for example. Although I'm not a fan of her appearance.

Aren't the blind lizards the best for magic whichever gender?

So men are locked out from being as good as they could be at magic because they have penises, same thing user.

Like I said lets leave it at that, this thread is still young and virginal.

>could have been done with my CYOA weeks ago
Make me stop being lazy.

>Non-Waifu CYOA
>Bad CYOA's
whut did he mean bby thIS/
so EBIN :33

Technically no race is superior if you take Mausoleum into account.

>virginal
>starts with a waifu cyoa

Magic isn't even good in the setting. It lets you cast fireballs at best. It's not that impressive.

Still wondering why Mausoleum does what it does, and not the University.

Women being better than men at magic does strike me as a bit odd though, especially for the Drachmanians AKA humans.

It isn't finished though, as above mentioned. Things are bound to change. But you idiots basically deterred Onion from ever working on it again.

Wasn't Onion also delusional in the belief that physical combat somehow equalled magical combat?

Swords have better been a match against sorcery.

>wanted to write a short cyoa
>write a small intro and a few short sections
>end up writing autistically long and complicated power levels
>around 6-7k words at the end

Autism and CYOAs are two hells of a drug. Oh well, enjoy!

Yeah boi, let's get divine up in this shizzle.

Aetherial
>Major themes
-Fertility
-Death

>Minor themes
-Seasons
-Moon
-The home

Eo, god of cycles. Her domain encompasses many things, from the cycle of life, death, and rebirth, to the cycle of the seasons as they go by.

I don't see any reason why it wouldn't have.be a match.
Magic didn't seem that powerful, and physical abilities were boosted to supernatural levels.

>anything that isn't a waifu cyoa is good
Really? This is where we are now?

This, crafting is the real king, able to rip souls out of things at will once you get Siphon, on top of emulating most magic and able to make anti-magic things. Also Cra+Fin is a much cooler combo than Cast+Str.

Dropping some PDFs in attempt to dissuade the current topic.

Since there doesn't seem to be a Jumpchain thread open right now, I'm posting this here. I cooked up Version 0.1 of a Jumpchain-compatible Tom Clancy's The Division CYOA. Feedback is appreciated!

docs.google.com/document/d/1RjCK0p-w31UcatTvXv8qySDFyIia8fOPoKiFwVn8Pt4/edit

Str is required for 4 Terrors and has pretty boring skills while Cast is required for 6 and has better examples of high level usage in lore and companions.

So Onion hates both men AND magic.

Good to know.

Oh, I remember you user, you actually ended up making it. Haven't read through it all yet but looks nice. We needed more witchy CYOAs.

It's obvious she hates women because she forces them to specialize in weak magic while men get the privilege of being full physical and raping as much as they want.

Onion is a good girl who knows her place.

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HEY FAGGOTS

HOW ABOUT YOU DISCUSS CYOAS

EVIL CYOAS

You don't even need NICE thoughts, just not hating her.

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Interesting, I'm not sure if the extra item males get would be on average better or not than what they lose

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>should be working on CYOA
>shitposting here instead
Fuck.

You know dumping shit no one will read doesn't actually dissuade arguments, and people will probably want to argue more if you say things like that.

Onion making women better than men you say?

No worries. Our friend Jean Paul can fix such nonsense.

Ozoi is cute, yes. But I like science, and there'd be no science to do in her pocket dimension.

The Devourer is the cutest, IMHO, but I just can't go for all the murdering.

Too late. I'm dump-happy. I cannot be stopped.

Hey, I'm not complaining, just saying you're methods might backfire.

>posting cyoas in /cyoag/

Absolute madman you are upsetting the natural shitposting order.

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Do you think increasing the amount of Culling related content in Monster Hunter would be beneficial?

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Yes, it's already a shitpost so by adding more shit it will become more like itself. Things must be as close to their platonic ideals as possible.

I mean, MHCYOA isn't bad. It's just a popular non-Waifu based CYOA. It doesn't appeal to any niche genre that you see some other, more popular CYOA selling themselves to, but it definitely has a nice, well done aesthetic. The culling is only responded to poorly by individuals that have some irreverent fear of, "But what if I die?" These individuals fail to remember that CYOAs aren't actually competitice and serve more as a writing prompt than anything else. Occasionally builds may be compared as a dick measuring contest, but there's no real associated fear with the Culling.

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Ætherial

Nature
Fertility

Creativity
Health
Flowers

I shall be the God of the woodland glade, of flower, of tree, of beast, and beard. My domain shall be A E S T H E T I C S .

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The god of Empire
clestial
Major
Death
Wisdom
Offence
Defence

minor
Entertainment
Beauty

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You Bois ready to get comfy? Nigga, we making a pantheon.

There's nothing wrong with men having better physical stats and women better magic stats.

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Is the comfydark guy still working on his CYOA?

Except realistically men don't have better physical stats than women. One is physically stronger the other is physically more dexterous.

Women have two advantages, men only have one. Tah dah.

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