Warhammer 40k General

>age of IG

Not on our watch

It is mostly a meme.
But the taste for them is that they end being more girly than girls.
So if you want a reason that could be it

>all this transexual degeneracy
Slaneeshmas was a mistake.

id at least like updated kits so i don't have to constantly kit bash melta guns and plasma guns

Why are they so swole

I'M GONNA BUY TYRANIDS ON 8E RELEASE DAY AND ARM EVERYTHING WITH SPINEFISTS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

eating chaotic grains

>its mostly a meme
Tell that to the discord i am in where the second most active channel is just pictures of traps. i think it may be because society is becoming more open which means people are becoming more sexually open. but thats just one autistic nerds opinion.

Are you crazy ? It was a riot !

How is this a positive?

Plastic Cadians look like arse

I was mildly hyped for something NEW and good looking. instead: same shit cadians, same mongoloid catachans forever

I wanna die.

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>trap oriented discord
link for science reasons?

Maybe new box for veterans?

Except 'girly' is not attractive, and really just an exaggeration of common female traits.

Autogynephiles like traps due to porn-induced desensitization. It's really that simple.

Sorry cant do that user

You need to be a buff gorilla man to survive on Catachan.

i wish we would go back to finecast it was so much better.

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I can understand the appeal, but just like "horrible world news" it is not that the world is getting worst but we are getting to know more often how bad the world is.

Same with sexual deviancy. There is not really an increase in that, but we know about it more.

Now back to 40k

maybe the heaviest things we lift are not our weights but our GIFTS OF THE DARK GODS

DRIFTING MY RUSS ACROSS THE TUNDRA 'COS I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

ASS-FIRST IS HOW THE ASTRA PLAY NOW.

>T8 W12

Its not a perfect kit but it is wonderfully kit bashable atleast. I'm not sure there's a more versatile torso out there.

Sure, sweetheart

Do you think in 8th, Slaanesh will get new toys... I mean, new units to play with ?

They were all probably miners,industrial workers, or had some other labor-intensive job before defecting to chaos.

So if I hide my squishy HQ in a blob of infantry that it buffs, my enemy can't hurt it with weapons that were previously large blasts because templates are gone and it can't target the HQ?

Just cave in and buy Krieg, the quality is worth the price in the end.

I'll do it, I'll really do it

Not really, there has been a steady increase in STDs that coincided with the sexual liberation movement. In fact queer groups have the highest rates of STDs, and it's proven people who belong to these groups are often brought there by a combination of pornography, child abuse and constant propaganda.

>shoot leman with 2 lascannons
>2d6
>-12W
So this is the power of notoneshots

In essence. People have more freedom to experiment. Don't see anything inherently good with it, and it pleases Slaneesh.

It takes about 500 bolters being rapid fired to kill a squad of 3 russes
> is it possible for guardsmen to get this erect?

>implying renegades won't get similar rules

We'll have to see how "indirect fire" weapons work before anwsering that question.
So far, we know that you can take shots at them with Snipers.

Im hoping, at the very least that there will be a couple new toys and a sc! box

Do we want to see the probability of that happening compared to now?

Did alfabusa die? Last time I remember seeing something from him people were still bitching about >aeldari

I just want plastic Valhallans. I just want to run the 597th. For the love of god why won't you make a new Cain model geedubs please it would sell so fucking well.

43 bongdollars for 10 infantry

GET A GRIP

on an email address for a based chinaman.

Hmm you maybe right but i guess its just that i have seen an increase in trap stuff around the web and its diluted my perspective. Anyways on 40k I wont if Sanguinary Guard will be worth it now that i cant run a Dantestar

My guess would be artillery gets a -1 to hit if they don't have LoS

I mean i dont mind experimentation i just hate this whole new thing of everythng has to be a femboy. I just want to look at some nudes from actual girls.It may also be that i have been told to become a trap multiple times.

Give in friend. Embrace the stupid faces.

Believe it or not but steel legion will happen

I'm not sure if the cadians will be gone, probably not in the near future anyway

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I hope lascannon will cost around 30 points. If all 4 lascannons hit leman without cover save, they will kill him for sure.

Who would win? 100 primarch sized Guard or 1 Guard sized primarch

It's because guys are better than girls at everything, even being girls
Just put your bias aside and fuck a qt trap in the boipucci and you'll understand

The Primarch.

PLASTIC SISTERS CONFIRMED. BUCKLE UP LADS.

>ogryns are already almost primarch sized

>shoot leman with 1 lascannon
>lol explosion

Dying in 2 shots > Dying in 1 shot

>It may also be that i have been told to become a trap multiple times.
You should tell Slaanesh worshippers to calm down if you are a straight, maybe.

Are they actually cute boys though?

NO FUCKING WAY

Source?

This. Give that boiclit a good hard dicking.

Plenty of girls like traps, since both genders think girls are pretty, so you don't have to be gay to be a trap

LINK

Yes, can relate. Have fairly feminine features (pretty guy) and got the same crap for it. No, i have no interest in men, or you, just stop.

3rd party

Falseflag, this image's been circulating since June of last year

spikeybits.com/2016/05/new-bits-want-plastic-sisters.html

theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=425460

>Slotta base
>2017

Not buying it.

Gullible.

Calm, it's fake.
More precisely, it's a russian guy doing his own sister stuff, and selling them like crack in a dirty alley.

Only if we get new guard models that turn out to be a female regiment or a bunch of Sweet Polly Olivers if you want some reverse traps to compensate.

Well i dont buy that whole shit tho. Also i like actually looking like a man.
It's not that i look feminine its just that i am fairly submissive in my daily life so i get some shit for it.

I'll buy your crack in a dirty alley.

As long as your crack isn't itself a dirty alley.

>porn-induced desensitization

Found the /pol/lack.

STD's have to do with 2 major thing, the first being that most of those couples one cannot get children, so little usage of condoms.

Second, its actually far harder to get STD's than people think, especially in oral and vaginal sex.

Anal sex however, the risk shoots up a couple 100 times.

Take this, refers to HIV but illustrates the point.
cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimates/riskbehaviors.html

Oh, another part is that this people have been shunned most of their lives, anyone who gives them validation they jump their bones, just like girls with daddy issues. More sexual partners = more stds.

plz be true

How do I order this shit? Do fucking want.

>MUH /POL/ MUH /POL/

Search for "grishnakmodels" on the interwebs, then. Good luck.

The moment FW swaps out Krieg for the Praetorian Guard is the moment I'll crack. I have heard rumours the Elysians are going away, and I'll admit i could be tempted if they brought out some Harakoni Warhawks or Phantine Skybourne as replacements.

Assuming a marine is shooting, the old odds were 1/54 and the new odds are about 140/6561 I think.
Or in other words, in the past it was a 1.8% chance for 1 lascannon to instagib a Leman Russ and now it's a 2.1% chance for 2 lascannons to instagib a Leman Russ.

Third party Russian guy that takes ages to respond.
Look for Grishnak

Also it is clear that it ain't FW or GW, because the resin does not suck ass

>Autogynephiles
>porn induced desensitization
>durr I'm gonna use big words that have as much weight in the scientific community as SJW buzzwords to sound smart because someone linked me to a Christian blog that confirmed all my biases

Let's not do this again.

>I have heard rumours the Elysians are going away

they aren't

I'm sure part of it is that men are sluts. The chief restriction on how often they have sex for heterosexual males is women saying no.

This, a lot of girls i've got was purely from looking feminine feature wise, despite being fit, im not buffed and have little body hair, doesn't help used to be a metalhead so had long blond hair.

Yeah, makes sense. I'm the opposite, not submissive at all, but get that shit due to looks.

Will they ever learn ?

Why the fuck not? They look like the mooks from the Incredibles. There's so many more interesting airborne regiments.

Literally no one on this board cares, go back to talking about plastic models or shut up, just because no one irl wants to hear the drivel about your personal crusade against gays to save the fabric of society doesn't mean you have to post it here

>Realising he has been detected, the triggered /pol/lack immediately responds with his reddit meme

Are you guys ever concerned you're becoming stale and predictable?

>posting an image of an angry old jewish man
like pottery

You can make effective all-GW Praetorians just using Cadians with headswaps from the Freeguild Outrider kit. Trim the feathers off and you're good to go.

>AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
except the realisation that raveners don't actually wield their spinefists on their fists and will completely ruin your army's theme

You can already get good looking rein Praetorian Guard from Victoria Miniatures.
Pic related is 50 dollarydoos so it's still pretty expensive.
They also make a female version if that's your thing.

Like who? Harakoni are a meme regiment with almost no info or presence in the fluff.