/cyoag/ - CYOA General

Eh, let's give it a shot.

>STYLE: Art Deco
Ooh, fancy!

>LOCATION: Ground Floor
Sweet, street access.

>LOCAL BUSINESSES: Blockbuster LLC [3], Uncle Icky's Takeout [2], Irregular Grocery [1], Crazy Dan's Supplies [0]

I'm sure I'll have lots of fun with these amenities.

>FURNITURE AND APPLIANCES: Painter's Memento [5], First-Aid Kit [4], Sentient Microwave [3], Amazon Tandem [2], Vending Machine [1], Telepathic Landline [0]

Wow! Talk about fully-furnished!

>FRIENDLY TENANTS: Yarn Spider's Nest [9], Scarlet Youth In Paint [8], Father Aloysha [7], Apartment Janitor [6], Apartment Maid [5], Drinking Widower [4], Stair Standing Stones [3], Painter's Apprentice [2], Noire Radio Host [1], The Changeling [0]
That's, uh... quite the assortment of friends.

>PARANORMAL PHEMOMENA: Hallway Balloons [8], The Stairwell Window [7], High Five Hands [6], Bashful Haunt [5], Odd-Jobs Listing [4], The Infinity Line [3], Hokousha Tengoku [2], Open Door Day [1], The Illustrated Stalls [0]
Man, this place is weird. Should I feel bad that I'm getting used to this?

Soviet Brutalism, Penthouse Suite

>Local businesses
The Heretic's Library
The Pawn Shop
Crazy Dan's Supplies
The Apartment Gym

>Furniture and appliances
Watchful Moose
First-Aid Kit
Sentient Microwave
Local Channels
Vending Machine
Telepathic Landline

>Friendly Tenants
Yarn Spider's Nest
Ancient Witch Irina
Marxist Mice
Father Alyosha
Paranormal Maniac
Smug Hikkikomori
Apartment Gargoyle
Nurse Erika
Demon Falfarafax
Delving Adventurer

>Paranormal Phenomena
Unremarkable Jack
Gravity Anomaly
High Five Hands
Bashful Haunt
Outdoor Courtyard
Odd-Jobs Listing
The Illustrated Stalls
Hokousha Tengoku
Open Door Day

>Hostile
-none-

The idea here is to have a support network for basement delving with my bro the adventurer (probably the hikki and demon as well, occasionally). Do odd jobs instead of having to work outside, either from the board or for the witch. Maybe sell extra loot to the pawn broker for various boosts. Probably spend a few hours every week looking for interesting things from the illustrated stalls.

Other than that i expect my life to be very average in content, if not with average companions. Dust the gargoyles once in a while, drop the occasional yarn ball off at the spiders, watch movies or anime with my poltergeist roommate, debate communism with the mice over some cheese, that sort of thing.

>Architectural Style
Gothic Revival
>Apartment Location
Penthouse Suite
>Local Businesses
Uncle Icky's Takeout
Gunrunner's Depot
Irregular Grocery
The Pawn Shop
The Apartment Gym
>Furniture & Appliances
Watchful Moose
Desiccated Hand
First-Aid Kit
Sentient Microwave
Amazon Tandem
Vending Machine
>Friendly Tenants
Veteran Kowallski
Marxist Mice
Apartment Janitor
Paranormal Maniac
Smug Hikkikomori
Apartment Gargoyle
Noire Radio Host
The Housefather
Nurse Erika
Stair Standing Stones
Delving Adventurer
Apartment Maid
>Paranormal Phenomena
Unremarkable Jack
Hallway Balloons
Give and Take Well
Bashful Haunt
Outdoor Haunt
Odd-Jobs Listing
The Infinity Line
The Illustrated Stalls
Hokousha Tengoku
>Hostile Phenomena
Man in the Fancy Suit

>Marble
>Fairy {My Blood}
>Chaos {Tomato Juice}
>Succubus {Yumi} {My Blood} (Thrall)
>Tentacle Pit {Tomato Juice}
>Inhumanity {Tomato Juice}

>Not gonna summon ??? just yet
>Mage's Guild

Friendly neighborhood eldritch cultist here!

Not how I wanted to use it thanks to whoever put Urban Unease for the OP, but it cant be helped. B)

Cow for the familiar with cowtits, possibly getting cowtits yourself if you didn't have 'em already.
Slug for the futanari familiar, or being futanari yourself.

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NO WAIFUS PLS

DO NOT STAIN THREAD

Acknowledged.

Just for you

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You just had to ruin it, didn't you?

>Marble
>Animal Blood

>Perma-bind Ritualist
>Arma
>Destiny Gate
>Inhumanity
>Chaos

>ADVENTURE!

I'm going spelunking faggots.

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Post the boxes

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I desire CYOAs that will make me really think

>B)
Reminder that CYOAs you post yourself don't count, so you'll be combining and .

I feel like someone should make a flat vs cowtits war cyoa.
I'd do it myself, but I don't see the appeal of flat at all, and it'd be really biased

Hide Rose messages
Ignore Rose messages
Do Not Reply To Rose

Stirring up shit again I see
Starving for attention probably

Make your own then, cause you won't find them here.

Seriously, make something with lots of interconnected systems and try to balance it around multiple playstyles. Do it in Java or Brainfuck or whatever, that's gonna give you a lot of thinking.

I'd personally pick Wolf for a confidence boost and/or a beautiful singing voice. That's just my personal wish fulfillment though.

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Have some math.

C!

Magrunner: Dark Pulse. It's really fucking dumb. If you want, I can autism about it.

Dark Souls

Unleash all of your autism for my amusement.

What about the perky average knockers?

Author posted a WiP but I didn't save it. Maybe someone else has it?

They'd be the neutral side, not interested in fighting.

Average tits are boring.

How would you feel if someone made a baby dick vs huge cock cyoa, pig? Can't we go one thread without you guys worshipping stupid huge tits?

Snake gives you charisma and guile, as well as the mentioned fetish potential.
Sheep is a very nonstandard choice, but gets you a comfy waifu, I guess.
Black foxes could get you pseudo-kitsune as well as decent powers of cunning.
Panthers are basically black cats, but more lethal.

If you count melanism (basically anti-albinism), then you get a crazy number of options.
twistedsifter.com/2012/02/10-incredible-melanistc-all-black-animals/
boredomtherapy.com/melanistic-animals/

>Someone posted that thing you made
Desu~wa

there's been a cyoa about giant tiddies and there's been a /d/ cyoa about customizing your dick.

at first i didnt really believe that she was doing this on purpose but as i remembered what happened the first time things became clear
Replace the female pronouns with male ones if you want

She created a Xanatos Gambit the first time. Believing she was being bullied on these threads would allow her to shitpost more, believing that she was shitposting herself would create negative backlash against her causing even more shitposts.
She acts kind and joyful all the time, uses "dank" memes like us 4channers. Gains the trust of the desperate virgins and uses them against the clever. Hell, just look at the inconsistency between her stories and experiences in real life she shares with people to get intimate.
Every serious statement she makes has potential to cause a flame war.
She may have not caused any damage so far but looking at her skills at manipulation it will happen sooner or later under another name if this attempt doesn't work.
fuck off yes I am lurking the chat

I'm sorry, but your homo opinions don't matter.

A, Always A (although C is the best and safest option)

>being this autistic

>implying yours do when you have shit taste

Elf
plate
net
precise
sword

Stats
9.6 acc
9 spd
8 pwr
2 def
-1 dge
2 abs
30 prw
+30% damage

jews did rose

>like us 4channers
>4channers
>like us
KYS

What if you are rose
What if I am rose
really makes you think huh?

>Marble
>My Blood
>2 statues
>1 Pegasus
>1 Destiny Gate
>1 Thrall Arma
>1 normal Arma
>World Smith major summon
>Paladin's Court

I'm gonna use the summons and the Paladin's Court to smite evil, and then when I summon the World Smith I will make her my wife and queen and we will smite evil together.

>Maybe the "teeheehee I'm a gurl" was a attention whore the whole time
What did you expect user?

On the one hand, I literally just posted the first Waifu CYOA I saw in my folder. The pink background helped with that.

On the other hand, I liked that one enough to save it at some point.

Try to figure out who are the Observers and what's the purpose of the Experiment. Supposedly there are hints in the pic.

So like a penis fencing thing where pictures of anime dicks are paired with titles and descriptions of various types of sword (a "dagger" versus a "claymore" vs a "rapier") each with strengths and weaknesses? Might be fun.

What about breasts (male)?

Anyone who hasn't completely degenerated because of anime porn would know this is true. Hetnai has ruined the weeb's idea of women.

I remember it being pretty popular in its time.

Scary fact: men can actually lactate

I expected nudes myself

You mean women don't have big, floppy cocks and EE breasts?!

There's a mystery box for this CYOA, but you must choose the color beforehand, do you want the red or black mystery box? pick red

I have no idea who this Rose person is, could someone clarify for me if/how this place is descending into shitflinging once again?

You're part of the problem and so am I

Have fun with your exciting tits, user, and have a nice day.

Congratulations if you chose red. You can now choose the obviously superior waifu, ???.

Why pick a box when Maie is free?

You will tell me how. Now.

Yellow on blue and Pink in this font is fucking unreadable.

I'd really rather not.

Some girl that caused e-drama from the discord.

I need to know. Especially if I can induce it in other guys.

Would you really turn down this eldritch horror user?

>big boobs don't exist in real life

Just go look at the dark section of YouTube.

Actually don't.

It's literally just hormones. Even a weird enough diet can cause it to happen. All the equipment is there.

Is "existing" considered a cause? This isn't like Angel who brings it on herself

Well that's suprisingly mundane.

Not gonna check the channel out then.

Not like anime, they're either gross and floppy or bolted on some bimbo. Shape is a superior metric to base the value of a woman's breasts than pure size. And medium tits have the best shapes

Cassandra Peterson, Lynda Carter and Dolly Parton ruined the idea of normal women for me when i was barely a teen.

You're asking for it there but whatever I will give my own answer:
She's a mildly annoying but cool girl(presumed) that came out of nowhere for no reason.
Some guy maybe rose herself we don't know started claiming that she posted her nudes here and started shitposting by samefagging as soon as she came.
The nudes drew a fuckload of attention for one or two threads but that was the peak.
Now what is suspicious is that her posts were also banned during the purge of shitposts. Others were purged too, so some believe that she wasn't samefagging but it still raised some eyebrows.
Now she talks a lot on the discord but there is no evidence for or against her being an attention whore and having plans to become a legendary shitposter. Choose whatever you want to believe.

TL;DR
A girls that may or may not have caused drama for attention.

is it ok to post cyoa from /d/ on grognard.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=cyoa

>a girl may have caused drama

Here's another scoop: water is wet!

Yeah. There's porn ones there already.

>Apartment
American Modernist
Lower Floors

I like the American modern look, and living on the lower floor sseems like the perfect spread of sociability and comfort.

>Local Businesses
The Heretic's Library
Abandoned Store
Irregular Grocery
The Pawn Shop

The Heretic's Library seems fun, and the Abandoned Store will be useful. Irregular Grocery and Pawn Shop should help me deal with all the paranormal shit

>Furniture & Appliances
Desiccated Hand
First-Aid Kit
Sun-Kissed Cabinet
Sentient Microwave
Local Channels
Vending Machine

First-Aid Kit and the Desiccated Hand are beyond useful, and the Sentient Microwave is a lifesaver since I can barely cook. Local Channels feels like a good buy for this place, and the Vending Machine/Cabinet can help me get stuff to pawn off.

>Friends
Yarn Spider's Nest - Spiderbros

Ancient Witch Irina - She seems nice

Father Alyosha - Sometimes the world is too much to handle alone

The Janitor - I bet he has many stories to tell of this place

Paranormal Maniac - Maybe I can share a few stories with her

Apartment Gargoyle - It's all the benefits of a pupper without the downsides

Noire Radio Host - Being able to hear my adventures may help me appreciate them in new ways.

Demon Falfarafax - Gaming buddy, seems pretty cool

Basement Apparition - I want to understand what is up with her

The Chessmaster - I like chess

>The Paranormal
The Stairwell Window
The Stairs to the End
High Five Hands
Bashful Haunt
Odd Jobs Listing
The Infinity Line
The Illustrated Stalls
Hokousha Tengoku
Open Door Day

The Stair-based ones allow me to get some adventure in my life, while the Hands and Haunt seem fun. The Odd Jobs and Illustrated Stalls could lead to fun adventures, while the Infinite Line improves quality of life. Hokousha Tengoku could be a nice place to eat, and Open Door Day is a great time to spend with my neighbors.

>Hostile Paranormal
None

There are some /d/-tier CYOAs in there already.

but angel isn't smart enough to cause intentional drama

Should be.

rose, hun, stop trying so hard

The better question is to why it's being brought up again with no provocation in the thread. We've been consistently derailed by shitposts that are perfectly designed to stir shit up, rose posting just being one subject of many

It already a porn game.

So about those CYOAs

>Reboobicans vs Demoflats

We need to remove Kit since they don't make CYOAs anymore. And probably add on DSA and TokHaar. Maybe even OnionBreadsticks.

Some men want to watch the world burn.
Actually you put it perfectly there, shitposters with half a brain will see what topics have potential to derail threads and plant the bomb.