Make a pyromancer

>Make the Big Bad
>Name him Thean Tagonist

>make a ranger
>name her Mike Hunt

>Or name him Beeb egg

> Not I. M. Meen

The backup arrives, squad leader's name is Justin time

>make a male Elf character
>name him Melf

>His opponent is a caveman named Ugh.

>make a gnome monk
>name him Richard punches

Tfw the main character of snow crash was "Hiro Protagonist"

I thought he was wearing a red Rudolf nose from the thumbnail, then I realized he was just cold and Jewish.

10/10

>Make a Druid
>Name them Ann Imel Fugar

>make rogue
>name him Robin Banks

>make thief
>name him Nick Stuff

>make Cambodian-Norwegian ace pilot
>name him Tep Gunn

>Make a bard monk
>Name him Hung Fa Lo

That these still exist annoys me more than it should

>Make a cryomancer
>Name him Chuck.

>not Pii Scii

My midget fighter was once named Helena Handbasket, and I once named my cleric Armand Hammer. Just throwin these out there.

>Make an Ex-mobster paladin
>Name him Goody Two-shoes

Puns are the best fucking thing.

>Undead warrior that committed suicide and must redeem themselves
>name her Anne Hiro

>Make a Thief
>Name him Nick Stuff

>spend barely any time on a character
>name them Jenna Rick

>Make a cleric
>Name her Tuls'Laeh

>make an alchemist
>call him Ed E Vumes

>make samurai
>call him Lo Wang
>make his rival, who is also his brother
>call him Hung Lo
>make their sister, who is also a samurai
>call her No Wang
I see you ready for action.

>Ex-mobster paladin
More like Goody Concrete-shoes

>make a military veteran warlock
>his name is Ct. Hulhu

You rang?

>make snow elemental
>name him Dan Druff

>Make a middle aged female elf
>Name mer Melf

Who also happened to be an African-Asian Katana wielding, motorcycle driving, Computer Hacker.

>Make a rogue
>call him Nick Stuff

underrated

I do not get it

I had an Assult Sorcerer in Black Crusade called Soren Rybordo.

>Ct.

what did he mean by this?

I went to high school with a girl named Jennifer Italia

Jen for short