Stat her

Stat her

Serious question. I think this is the time for a discussion. I am being genuine.

Should "Stat me" threads be an instant ban or considered spam?

>>/a/

>Using Shpagin as a fiddle.
Well, I guess it actually does make more sense than trying to use it as a gun.

they're pretty low quality posts to be sure

I briefly consider filtering the phrase every time some new thing enters the forefront of popular culture.

I already filter "stat me".

Asking for help help with stating a character for a given system is a valid thread.
These without a defined goal are plain spam.

is that a ppsh

No, unless you mean those 30 minute bans.
Also, no penalty if you include system and some ID for the picture.

>asking for help help with stating a character for a given system is a valid thread.
Valid subject, but I would argue is best set aside for those particular generals, based on the system or game in question. For example, pathfinder, 5e WoD, SR, etc.

Threads like this that have no definition are asking about a particular character that, in this case, is unrelated to Veeky Forums material, and thus they are about the character (not Veeky Forums) and not the games (Veeky Forums). I would argue that means this doesn't belong on Veeky Forums.

>no penalty if you include system and some ID for the picture
This seems fair.

>Asking for help help with stating a character for a given system is a valid thread.
I wouldn't mind threads with advice and suggestions about statting upcoming bosses and monsters for GMs with some info on the system, challenge, PCs and game background. That could be some fun homebrewing and useful exercise.

Chuuni-hime

>stat me
that works for 1st person, but making some patter for every imaginable 2nd person pronoun would be real pain

>Some anime cunt/10

So OP, what answer were you looking for? What was the intended result of this thread?

Silly anime, that's not a violin.

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I think

>I want to play this in [BLANK SYSTEM], how do I do it?

is fine. However,

>Stat me

is not. Statting has gotten boring, and 9/10 of these low quality shitposts don't even have interesting characters to stat.

yes it is

The character in OP's pic is someone's Donut Steel RP character who became sentient and escaped to the real world. Any new material written about her, if it carries sufficient memetic weight, is incorporated into her and makes her stronger. That is, if someone posted the owlbear meme in this thread then she would gain the ability to turn into an owlbear, and learn the identity of the user who posted it.

I'm serious, that's her background in the anime she's in. OP clearly means to kill us all.

Is that theorycrafting or leaks? I'm up to date with the show and it makes sense, I'd guessed something like it.

Although I'm not sure it exactly executes it all well, it is nice to see a show like Re;Creators really playing around with its medium and going full meta from the very start.

>mfw given hints as to what the fuck Hime wants
>mfw when meteora isn't text dumping
Golden moments.

I think the biggest shock in that entire show is a government agency turning up in the middle of a supernatural situation and being reasonable, efficient and competent.

She's a character named Altair from a Niconico video animated by the girl who committed suicide at the start of episode 1, and loosely inspired by a fanfic that the MC wrote years ago (what series the fanfic was for isn't mentioned). The video was deliberately vague so it went viral and Altair became a meme character like Black Rock Shooter, with lots of people drawing fanart and trying to come up with explanations for what was going on. This was all shown on-screen at the end of the last ep, but it wasn't subbed.

This show, Re:Creators, is stupid. I recommend you quit watching it before the shit hits the fan, its just a shit tier harem anime.

...What?

Sounds like the reverse of that one Brotherhood of Dada member, who had every power you HAVEN'T thought of.

Same can be said for the sherman tank, but it's harder to fiddle with.

You know, a harem anime - one of those shows where the MC is a guy and everyone else is a girl who wants to have sex with him for no reason.

Re:Creators has an even number of male and female characters, no romance or sex, and the MC is mostly a narrator rather than an active participant in the plot. In other words, it's shamefully bad at being a harem anime, which everyone knows are the only kind of anime worth watching.

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See

Well if you enjoyed Akame ga kill then youll love this. Also if you think 'anime is real' is actually a good idea prepare to be surprised.

I don't think any ideas are innately bad, it's all about execution.

And while overall I'm not sure about the show yet, I do like the little bits of attention to detail. A character being spoiled by events in their own future since the anime is based on a longer light novel series, the shock at realising the real world obeys different laws and principles to the story-world they originate from. Even one of the characters mentioning scents are much more intense in our worlds- Because scents are something media only generally pays attention to rarely, when it's notable.

Little touches like that are what I appreciate, more than the larger part of the show.

...So if I say she has the ability to cross realities and enter ours at any point, and is also a massive slut...

...then if it gained sufficient traction, you would be raped to death by an owlbear, yes.

Size/Type: Medium Magical Beast (Extraplanar)
Hit Dice: 2d10 (11 hp)
Initiative: +5
Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares)
Armor Class: 14 (+1 Dex, +3 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 13
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/+4
Attack: Bite +4 melee (1d6+3)
Full Attack: Bite +4 melee (1d6+3)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft., ethereal jaunt
Saves: Fort +3, Ref +4, Will +1
Abilities: Str 14, Dex 12, Con 11, Int 7, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +5, Move Silently +5, Spot +4
Feats: Improved Initiative
Environment: Ethereal Plane
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 3
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 3-4 HD (Medium); 5-6 HD (Large)
Level Adjustment: —

You lot need to get out

Interesting...

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they've always been spam but they're too much work for jans to care

>always
Once upon a time, they were a way to introduce people to new systems.
>too much work
Any amount is too much.
Veeky Forums is moderated purely by automatic actions from excess reports.

>Well if you enjoyed Akame ga kill then youll love this
You can just say people have shit taste user.

It's Veeky Forums, no one's gunna be mad.

>.I think this is the time for a discussion

No, fuck off you reddit newfag piece of shit. Lurk more you fucking subhuman and dont you ever dare to fucking post again.

This is the cancer that is killing Veeky Forums right now and you people are too oblivious to notice.
Its a very simple concept: You do not like a thread? Do not fucking post in it. Move on. There are more than enough Threads that will interest you instead you choose to bitch about it very existence.

YOU are the cancer.
YOU are the one that should be banned from Veeky Forums forever.
YOU are the shitposter.
YOU ARE PART OF THE FUCKING PROBLEM.

>Well if you enjoyed Akame ga kill then youll love this.
I'm not convinced anyone at all unironically enjoyed akame ga kill

>Well if you enjoyed Akame ga kill then youll love this
>Comparing this to Akame ga kill

Why would someone go on the internet and just lie?

>Well if you enjoyed Akame ga kill

Look, user, no matter how shit an anime is it doesn't deserve to be compared to akame ga kill. That's just cruel.

Sorry, but shitflinging into derailment is all we can do now that Veeky Forums has essentially no mods. Nice autismposting though, check my 7

To be fair, if somebody did enjoy Akame Ga Kill, chances are they can enjoy anything.

>Stat a character that has appeared on screen for a total of maybe 2 minutes in an ongoing series
kill yourself

Dubs and stat posts are dubs posts for the rest of the week

Yeah it's a heck of a shotgun