/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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Sit back, relax, and imagine your comfydark apartment.

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>"I made myself sad *Simon & Garfunkel starts playing*" edition.

Hello, Headlights, How's it goin'?
You really get my juices flowin'.
Ain't no sings of gravity,
Nothing's more fun then feelin' boobies
la da daa daaa da da daaa
Feelin' boobies!

Who remembers these?

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Count me in.

Spectacle -> Suppress
Allure -> Love Slave
Possession -> Body Hop
Dark Portal -> Instant Portal

Stalker
Stalker
Stalker
Lieutenant
Infiltrator

My goal will be to live in a human city. Using allure I will tempt a soldier or two and make them my love slaves. From these love slaves, I will gather information about their defenses.

I will use body hop on my highest ranking love slave. That love slave will then request to speak to their commanding officer privately. The parasite would jump from my love slave to the commanding officer. I will then make the commanding officer walk to a private location and strip out of their clothes. The commanding officer will then be killed. An infiltrator will be waiting at that location to take over their body.

I will use body hop on my own infiltrator to make it carry a parasite. That infiltrator would request to speak to their commanding officer, and the same process would be repeated. A higher ranking commanding officer would be replaced with an infiltrator. Doing this, I will be able to replace the top ranking commanding officers without any mysterious disappearances.

In the middle of the night I would summon an instant portal and bring forth three squads of stalkers and a lieutenant on the opposite side of town from where I am staying. I would instruct my lietentant to hold my forces back until I got back to my house.

When I get back home, my stalkers would begin their attack. They would jump from shadow to shadow, invading homes and killing everybody in their sleep. I will have tasked all of the commanding officers in the military with making sure that an alarm is not raised. If an alarm is raised anyway, then my infiltrators would be tasked with sabotaging any effort to muster up an organized resistance.

If everything goes well, the town should die. If my stalkers fail, then I will just continue to live in the town and await the chance to do it again.

They're a nice pair to see,
So wonderful to meet,
From a 42D to a 30 petite,
With whipped cream on top,
they're a hell of a treat!
Nothing's more fun then feelin' boobies
la da daa daaa da da daaa
Feelin' boobies!

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Because he hasn't seen my NEW WIP WILD WEST CYOA OC

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, FRESH FROM THE WILDS, THIS BEAST IS UNTAMED AND UNFINISHED, AND I NEED YOUR FEEDBACK TO COMPLETE IT.

for the love of god, i'm out of ideas someone help me

If we coordinated I think the city would burn for sure. Whatever is left of the city after I'm done with it would not be able to stand against your titans. In fact just getting the commanding officers to sabotage the defense would probably give your titans the win.

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Sweet, glad to have you aboard.

The plan is to infiltrate the enemy adquire intel that will be transmited via lieutenants and/or valkyries slowly replace the personnel there sabotage supply lines with Dynamos and Valkyries and making everything go wrong using technomancy(hack) all of this ensures us smoother victories

Steampunk cowboy wizards?

Yes please!

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>Becca
>Balance Act
>Taller
>Huge
>Skin Lotion
>Hi-tech bathroom
>Stretchy Clothes

I can't believe this thing is allowed on a blue board, this is crazy. Not gonna elaborate on why I picked what I did, it'd be too /d/egenerate.

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What about some missions like defeating the ghost of a legendary bandit in a duel at high noon or calming down a tavern brawl (diplomacy is optional)

Looking good so far.

No nudity and less lewd then the text only Slut Life, so it's been fine here.

>Rapture
Sounds like Heaven and Hell both need to get a reminder that Humans are gonna do, what humans are gonna do.
>Shopping mall
Sure we need to deal with raiders, but we have everything we could need here. Just gotta work on those defenses.
>Chapel (Free), Water Processing Plant, Clinic, Solar Array, Town Hall, Tavern, Store, Barricade (3), Outhouse, Hotel, Common House (4x).
Free Chapel, dedicated to HUMANITY FUCK YEAH. We'll have good free water, a clinic for our injured (and any who can afford the doc's services), free energy, a place for meetings, two different spots for people to barter at, a place for travelers to rest (rates will be reasonable). Quarters might be cramped, but there's plenty of space for people in my colony, and we have some damn nice walls to keep raiders away.
>Armoury, Centre of Commerce, Lucky, Natural leader, Forbidden Knowledge.
Part of why we do so well? I'm lucky, my place is lucky; it's why we're the main hub of human trade. Also, that we have a huge prepper's weapon and armor cache to plunder from the get-go helped a lot. I know the right decisions to make to lead my people to victory... and I know that it will involve unlocking the secrets of this book. I'll cast those angels and demons back to where they belong.
>Raul, Gordan
Good engineers to keep the systems running, plus, Raul is a tough bastard in a fight.
>Lux
Having a miracle worker for a healer sounds like a bonus.
>Samuel, Kyle
Two cooks; lots of people to consider feeding. Samuel also makes jerky (for selling or for travel rations), and leather (for selling and crafting).
>Katherine Howel, Ben Chambers, Dmitri Ivanov, Mickey.
Katherine is chief of security. Mickey is chief intelligence operative, down on the ground, making sure everybody we have coming through is pretty clean.
>Felica, Crazy Carl, Damian
General goods is always in style; 'junk' can always be turned into something good by a crafty person; Damian is unreliable, but does hit on gold mines.

I'd like to make a build specifically to betray you all and save the humans

but I don't have the time right now unfortunately

If enough of a resistance is eventually mustered to fend off my stalkers even without an alarm or military leadership, I could have the commanding officers give a signal for you two to attack. You could get this signal through technomancy.

Then my infiltrators could shift their goal to sowing as much confusion in the army as possible by giving them bad orders and by directly sabotaging military equipment.

"Negative soldier, do not engage the titans. We have helicopters armed with missiles coming to deal with them. We need all soldiers to report to the OTHER side of the town. Juggernauts have broken through the wall on that side."

...there are no juggernauts on that side of the wall, and those missile reinforcements aren't coming.

so do the generators just exist for our convenience or do they fit with the ecosystem somehow?
I could imagine them being part of the ferris wheels and such.

"a blood-red fire that can even melt a diamond"

Well that certainly is an accomplishment.

>Vitality - Instant Heal
>Pain Network - WiFi
>Direct Control - Upgrade
>Time Stop - Long Pause

>Infiltrator
>Champion & Warbeasts
>Hunter
>Dynamo
>Dragon

My goal is to manage and guide my forces from the relative safety of my lair. Using infiltrators, I can spy on and sabotage human military settlements well before any actual armed engagement. Someone "carelessly" poisoning food and water sources, breaking vital equipment, sending conflicting or counterproductive orders can do more damage to morale and discipline than a straightforward attack.

When it comes time for an outright attack, the Pain Network should cripple effectiveness and cohesion even more (while also better coordinating my own forces). The rest give me a balanced mix of range, speed, and sheer brute force to overwhelm any who stand in my way.

And should humans make it to my lair/command center, they'll find that I'm more than capable of defending myself. Imagine the agony of seeing your death coming but being utterly unable to move. They might've been better off with the hunters.

Any attempt to stand against me would be, well... useless.

Fair enough, but remember there's three of us now. That's not a small human force. Do you have the numbers to subvert that many humans? Especially considering they'll have experience fighting us, so will probably have infiltration countermeasures in place?

Go for it. They might shoot you first and ask questions later when you try to protect them, but more power to you.

Anyone have good cyoas for building human armies? We could use one for the other side.

Mission idea is good, definitely gonna put that in.

If anyone else has ideas for that or just in general, shoot 'em my way.

You forgot page 4

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Anyone here got the latest slut life? The one with the origin options?

>nyone have good cyoas for building human armies? We could use one for the other side.

best I have, sorry.

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That's why I took steps to avoid any mysterious disappearances and to minimize behavior that might be seen as out of the ordinary.

If there are measures to detect infiltrators that soldiers regularly have to pass through, then my original military love slave may be able to tell me that beforehand.

When infiltrators copy the form of a corpse they gain the memories of that corpse, so any high ranking officer that I turn into an infiltrator should also be able to give me information about what will and will not work.

If I am informed of countermeasures that go beyond my ability to infiltrate all of the top ranks, then I will proceed with only part of the leadership under my control.

If I learn that I can't reach the leadership, then I'll change my plans.

I will use my stalkers to do as much damage as possible while I use lower ranking love slaves and infiltrators to sabotage military vehicles and equipment that might be capable of damaging the titans.

>Greater Good
Gotta protect humanity from the Nightmare Callers.
>Tactician, En Garde, Daring.
Expert fighter; masterful tactician. I lead from the front, and inspire my men to give it their all, for we try to live, die like men, or be run down and butchered like animals.
>Human (4x)
It's a loose fit, but I'm doin' it.
>Loyalty, Finest Steel (Sniper Rifles), Finest Steel (Sub Machine guns), Finest Steel (RPGs), Terror.
Everybody knows what we're fighting for, and we've got the best damn infantry weapons we can have on hand to scour the face of the earth of these abominations.

This looks like a response or side-story version of a CYOA for being turned into some variety of monster-girl in order to fight off an invading horde. If the intro is taken as sincere, it implies that humanity created its own bane and that This one is set to put down the species that spawned its collective. If taken as a bluff to convince turned humans/monster-girls to the invader's sides, it's still a pretty neat way to set up Why there's some variety of magical-girl that sided with the invaders.

Looks like it's in the same font and such too. Build incomming.

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You had me at comfy.

>European Historic
AESTHETICS

>Lower Floor
Comfy. Ease of access to just about everything, and more available to the tenants.

>Pawn Shop
Cool knick-knacks.
>Irregular Grocery
So, a standard Japanese convenience store.
>Lost and Found
Some things should not be lost and forgotten.
>Bodega de Demonio
My grandmother has a thing for wine. I may have inherited it, just a little. Truth.

>First-Aid Kit
Essential in EVERY home.
>Vending Machine
SCP-261?
>Desiccated Hand
Handy. I'm not sorry.
>Occupied Mirror
Something about this one speaks to me.
>Sentient Microwave
I like to cook with good ingredients anyway, and having a snooty oven butler with high standards is no cost to get rid of oven timer problems.
>Watchful Moose
Room_with_a_Moose.avi

>Scarlet Youth
Learning should be encouraged.
>Yarn Spiders
ART!
>Bathtub Mermaid
I swear the pipes are too narrow for her to get through.
>Apartment Gargoyle
Where do they all come from?
>SSStones
Nature is powerful.
>Dead Girl
The dead should be able to rest. Sadly, some do not.
>Basement Arm
Very, very handy. Still not sorry.
>Radio Host
THREE DOG LIVES!
>Falfarafax
Game on.
>Adventurer
Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>High Five Hands
SO HANDY. NEVER SORRY.
>Secret Admirer
Penpal? Stalker? Yes.
>Bashful Haunt
Cute!
>Outdoor Courtyard
Comfy as hell.
>Odd Jobs
Helps with the bills.
>Infinity Line
Why drive?
>Night Fair
Fun!
>Open Door Day
COMFY
>Well
Water for free, other stuff at fair prices. Nice.

>No complications
Just comfy.

>Witch: Waifish Orphan
>Avian: Crow
I hope she doesn't mind that I'm not something cuter

>The Spirit: Spirit's Call
Seems most generally useful of them all

>Perks: Freedom, Mage Hand, Pickpocket, Speedy
Not great in a fight, so it's real handy that I can avoid fights

>Job: Spy
Not that I'm telling her that, mind you. She's a good girl in a harsh world; it's a miracle she's kept her innocence in this world and I'm in no intention of changing that.
Just imagine, how would she'd react if she learned I was stealing coin for her with Mage Hand, 10 pounds at a time? She'd probably say something about how stealing is wrong or something like that, while completely ignoring the fact that it's wrong for her to be so poor while less deserving people are so rich.
Well, the universe obviously fucked up when it gave such a harsh life to such a kind and gentle soul. Luckily, I've been given the power to change that, if I work hard and smart enough, and that's just what I intend to do.

>Event: A Forbidden Love
Ah, young love. I'm a man - er, crow - who loves love, and it seems she's that kind of girl as well. Not surprising, really: all the best people are romantics.
I'm gonna have to play stupid at the beginning, but I have practice with that. Getting the two of them together is gonna be rather hard on my own, but maybe I can get the help of that Cat familiar that was following the young mage around. I'm probably gonna need to do her a favour, like steel the test answers for her Master or get her a plump rat, but it'll easy after that to get the two together, what with two familiars working under their masters' noses instead of just one.
Then, all we have to do is get them to gather and have the relationship bloom. Maybe it'll amount to nothing, or maybe it'll end up being real love. There's nothing more I can do from there.

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Well it is a "Spin-off" of the Defenders of humanity CYOA that is pretty much that

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Might want to include doctor under jobs. Good ol country doctor.

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Only problem I have with this is that I can't stay a man. Suggestion: alternate CYOA where you get to be a big manly monster under the control of one of these Nightmare Callers?

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Some more roles

Brothel Owner
Snake Oil Salesman
Prospector

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>I'm out of ideas somebody help me
Companions?

No old asian styles huh? Fine. Art deco I guess? Im not entirely sure which one would be the least loud.

The penthouse I guess? Who needs neighbors anyways.

Blockbuster LLC . Good for blackmail and porn and who knows what else.

Pawn Shop. Hey look free friends. Screw having to talk to neighbors. And possibly business contacts and lovers and pets and etc.

Heretics Library. Hey. Magic n stuff. And also probably some good books.

Gym. It's nice that time wont be wasted.

First Aid Kit. Always good to have a little backup. Especially when dealing with elder things.

Watchful Moose. The other kind of backup thats good to have when dealing with the elder things.

Apartment Clocks. Time travel is always the right answer.

Local Channel. Best to get some news instead of being caught unaware.

Ex tenants journal. Same as the TV really.

Tenants

Hallway Wanderer. Time travel is ALWAYS the right answer.

Paranormal Maniac. A little defensive help in bad times.

Charm Giving Lass. Maybe also good for defense. A little luck never hurts.

Basement Apparition. Good for using the first aid kit and for keeping drinks cold.

Changeling. She's cute. And tries to be helpful. And I bet she's stretchy.

Standing stones. More luck and defense.

Delving Adventurer. Never know when a trinket will help. Maybe I'll give one to the charm giving lass.

Janitor. Fixing things is nice.

Gargoyle. MORE DEFENSE.

Painter's Apprentice. And free magic. Although I dont know what his magic is.

Phenomena

Stairwell Window cause pretty.
Outdoor Courtyard. Watching animals is always nice.
Give and take well. Balance is key. And also possibly asking for a price list of wishes you want.
Open door day. Party day sounds fun.
Hokousha Tengoku. Food stalls!
Illustrated Stalls - Who knows what offers there are.
Infinity line. Did you say not driving in traffic?
Odd Job Listing. In case I want an adventure. Or some coin.
Memory Gallery. Sometimes, its ok to be sad.

cont.

Urban Unease CYOA:
Architectural Style:
>Gothic Revival
Apartment Location:
>Penthouse Suite
Local Businesses: (+4)
>The Heretics Library
>BlockBuster LLC
>Gunrunners Depot
>Bogega de Demonio
>Irregular Grocery
>The Pawn Shop
>Crazy Dans Supplies
Furniture and Appliances: (+6)
>Painters Memento
>Watchful Moose
>First aid Kit
>Sun Kissed Cabinet
>Sentient Microwave
>Vending Machine
>Telepathic Landline
>Ex Tenants Journals
>Apartments Clocks
Friendly Tenants: (+10)
Female Tenants:
>Hallway Wanderer
>Ancient Witch Irina
>The Gardener
>Smug Hikkikomori
>Charm Giving Lass
>Apartment Maid
Inhuman Tenants:
>Scarlet Youth in Paint
>Yarn Spiders Nest
>Bathtub Mermaid
>Arm in the Basement
>Apartment Gargoyle
>Demon Farafax
>Stair Standing Stones
>The Changeling
>Basement Apparition
Male Tenants:
>Bearded Chronicler
>Apartment Janitor
>Painters Apprentice
>Delving Adventurer
Paranormal Phenomena: (+9)
>Your Secret Admirer
>The Stairwell Window
>High Five Hands
>Bashful Haunt
>Outdoor Courtyard
>Odd Jobs Listing
>The Infinity Line
>The Illustrated Stalls
>Hokousha Tengoku
Hostile Phenomena:
>Message on the Wall (+3)
>Stairswitching (+3)
>Courtyard Chapel (+3)
>Recurring Suicide (+3)
>Phantom Passenger (+3)

This song popped in my head the second I saw this.
youtube.com/watch?v=u6mYGcNgKn8&list=RDu6mYGcNgKn8

A BONDING OF MANLY IS INCOMING
FIGHT FOR FUTURE IS COMMENCE
>Arnold Flexis.
>New Arrival.
>25 year old Human.
>Wherever I am needed.
>Unstoppable.
>Hope.
>Beauty.
>Precision.
>Strength.
>Agility.
>Energy.
>My iron manliness and the bonds of my manly brethren.
THERE IS FUTURE OF HOPE
AIM TRUE THE MUSCLE OF SAVING
A BEAUTIFUL MUSCLES AM BEGINNING

>Few more Roles:
Travelling Magician (Stage show)
Wandering Gypsy

>Some More Perks:

Gambler: Skilled and know how to cheat and spot cheaters. Card tricks, slight of hand.

Safe Cracker: Breaking & Entering, cracking safes & lockpicking.

Knife Thrower: Expert at throwing knives or other objects.

Panhandling: Expert at begging and getting people to feel sorry for you. Gets you meals and places to sleep, maybe even some cast off clothes and gear.

Survival: Surviving in the wilds. Making camps, fires, shelter seeking, gathering food.

First Aid: Fixing the hurts, setting bones, stitching wounds etc..

Linguist: Know a couple languages and customs of nearby folk/tribes.

Hunter: Tracking animals/people, covering tracks, setting traps. Skinning & tanning hides. Prepping meat.

Herbalist: Knowledge about various plants, how to prepare medicines/poisons. How to gather/grow/store plants.

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Hostile Phenomena

Recurring Suicide. Right. Dont go to the roof at night. Gotcha.

In return, Ill take Yarn Spider, Crazy Dan's supplies, Multifauceted sink.

>Possession-Body Hop
>Spectacle-Suppress
>Direct Control-Upgrade
>Training-Proxy

>Valkyrie
>Stalker
>Infiltrator
>Hunter
>Lieutenant

Disguise as human girl, then set up possession seed. Move the seed up the ranks till it gets to some military big shot. Sow the infiltrators. Their connection with a lieutenant allows them to report interesting developments.

Train Valkyries in hit and run tactics also used as general troops wherever manpower is needed.

Begin stalker attacks. Train stalkers to leave a bloody mess, attacking from in the home, subway, wherever. No place is safe. Paranoia increases.

>be schoolgirl
>get face eaten off by stalker
>mfw

>be cop
>investigating murder of schoolgirl
>detective killed in the same manner shortly after
>quit job, get home
>son stabbed wife to death, teabagging and screaming like autist
>mfw

Direct control lel

>be joe
>word has it killer comes from large shadows
>always together with wife for safety
>restroom time
>on the way out, shut off light
>fucking habits
>deadwife.jpg
>mfw

>be president
>shit happening all over
>obviously inhuman
>frantic meeting of military to discuss solutions
>possession.exe
>general starts pulling out gun and shoots everyone
>guards do your job
>guards eating popcorn
>fucking infiltrators
>meeting room in chaos
>might as well take the easy way out
>mfw

>be joe again
>nothing to live for, too afraid to die b/c pain
>Everyone in town constantly work to eliminate shadows
>literally only priority is light, everywhere, anywhere
>hear rumbling
>pack of hunters
>fuck
>mfw

>Dark Portal (Instant)
Enter a structure and make the entire thing a launch point with portals riddling the interior.
>Technomancy (Hack)
Combine with above to take over all internal technology, security points, cameras, etc.
>Vitality (Undying)
Sure, there's potential vulnerabilities, but it makes the battle one of attrition.
>Time Stop (Long Pause)

They never see me coming.
They might catch me at a glance.
And then their whole base is being flooded by half a dozen portals opened in frozen time as their technology immediately falters and begins acting antagonistically.

Anti-Fortress Nightmare Mode.

Army Composition.
>Stalkers
>Outsider Medics
>Infiltrators
>Dynamo
>Valkyrie

Stalkers are usually going to be the first in, followed by the infiltrators to follow up and continue dropping morale and disrupting communication and chain of command. Valkyries and Dynamos are up next, breaking into softened security measures and securing the structure, while Outsider Medics arrive to mend any injured in the initial incursions.

If there are more structures or holdouts nearby, rinse and repeat quickly. If not, use infiltrators and technomancy hacking to maintain illusion of communication at key outposts while waiting for reinforcements.

Anyone want a partner squadron who can turn enemy fortifications and facilities within minutes? Actually having an army, maybe with some bigger forces or units at our back would be a nice touch in case they catch on and just bombard it or send in a team of monster-girls with no sense of collateral damage.

Think I'll help myself to some of their armor and weapons while I have the chance.

>be mayor of city
>huge walls, to protect from hunters
>no one leaves, no one enters
>extensive background checks and testing
>gun down anyone who comes close, could be infiltrator
>everyone lives in a flat field, lights constantly along wall
>safest place on earth
>things in the sky
>gun down
>valkyries, good thing we have guns
>wait a sec
>hunter jumps from dead valkyrie
>hunters fall from sky
>can't shoot them, else friendly fire
>valkyries carrying fucking hunters
>walled city turns into slaughter pit
>mfw

Nowhere is safe. Paranoia reigns. Trust is a thing of the past.

It kind of is.
At standard atmospheric pressure diamonds sublime, like carbon dioxide.
So it's gotta be some sort of magical fire that doesn't give a single hot shit about physics or chemistry.

>Gothic Revival
These choices are always hard for me, but gothic is definitely the most beautiful and I think it fits well with the apartment's atmosphere.

>Basement Apartment
I figure I'll spend plenty of time exploring all the floors of the apartment anyway, and the basement sounds very labyrinthine and mysterious.

Ground Floor Shops
>Heretics Library
Access to magical knowledge, and those novels sound like good reads.
>Abandoned Store
This is really cool, and some variety in the ground shops will be nice.
>Blockbuster LLC
Spooky videos are top tier.
>Bar Between Floors
I love things like that, and I want to know what the bartender knows.
>Lost and Found
Getting that childhood wonder back ASAP
>Irregular Grocery Store
I need a reliable place to get fresh ingredients inside the apartment, and definitely will explore that corridor
>The Pawn Shop
Cool knickknacks and maybe friendship can be bought here.

In my apartment
>Painters Memento
Friendly painter ghosts are always welcome.
>Watchful Moose
He'll protect me from the more dangerous shit here.
>Desiccated Hand
I honestly just picked this one so I don't have to do taxes.
>First Aid Kit
Could come in handy, for myself and for others.
>Multi-fauceted sink
Sounds fun to experiment with.
>Sentient Microwave
Gonna make him make pop-corn 24-7
>Amazon Tandem
Instant things, what more can I say?
>Local Channels
Stuff like this is the epitome of comfydark. News and entertainment.
>Occupied Mirror
She sounds cute, I want to be her friend.
>Vending Machine
Fun
>Telepathic Landline
Mindreading is too good a power to resist.
>Ex-Tenant Diaries
I want to learn more about what life here will be like, and find out what happened to the writer.

cont

Friends
>Girl Behind the Door
She sounds pretty sweet and could use some company.
>Scarlet Youth in Paint
She can hang out with me from the painting in my room.
>Ancient Witch Irina
I want her to teach me about magic.
>The Gardener
I want to have tea with her in the forest.
>Bathtub Mermaid
Mermaids are cool.
>Apartment Janitor
Sweet old men are the best.
>Smug Hikkikomori
Fun to hang and adventure with.
>Arm in the Basement
Good info and this guy needs a friend badly.
>Noire Radio Host
>The Housefather
The kids live in the paintings don't they? He sounds very mysterious, I'd like to know more.
>Nurse Erika
In case I need some medical assistance.
>Demon Falfarax
A chill guy to play vidya and get drunk with.
>Painter's Apprentice
I'm interested in him because of my painter ghost. And I'd like to see his art too.
>Delving Adventurer
Great stories and adventuring buddy.
>Hemophiliac Avery
>Apartment Maid
>The Changeling
She's just too cute, she needs a friend.
>Basement Apparition
Very spooky, maybe I could help her find some memories in the lost and found.

Phenomena
>Secret Admirer
I've always wanted a yandere penpal.
>Stairwell Window
Good scenery. I wonder what happens if you try to climb out the window?
>Stairs to the End
I'm curious about this world, as long as I'm able to go back this will be cool to explore.
>High Five Hands
Picked because free clothes.
>Bashful Haunt
Cute!
>Outdoor Courtyard
A spooky apartment and a spooky forest? Maximum comfy here.
>Infinity Staircase
For quick travel.
>Odd Jobs Listing
Extra money doing spooky odd jobs sounds great.
>The Infinity Line
I'll never have to worry about being late again.
>Night Fair
I love fairs and carnivals.
>Memory Gallery
Interesting in a very melancholic way
>Hokousha Tengoku
Who doesn't like Japanese festivals?
>Open Door Day
This sounds fun and a great way to meet neighbors.

>What kinda humans are we fighting?
Look in the pastebin for Beri's google drive, the bulk folder, and the Defenders of Humanity cyoa.

last bit, didn't expect that this build would take up so many characters.

Hostile Phenomena
>Message on the Wall
Maybe we could become friends?
>Stair Switching
This actually sounds fun.
>Courtyard Chapel
Spooky cult, I'd probably end up looking into it even though I shouldn't.
>Recurring Suicide
>Mandelbrot Tiles
As long as you don't look too much this is kind of cool.
>Indoor Livestream
It's just a fancy trick, right? Right?
>Hole in the Wall
Is it truly malevolent? I'll try to avoid it, at least.

This was really good, really got my imagination going. I'd like to form an adventuring group with the adventurer and the hikki, maybe with some assistance from the nurse just in case we get hurt. I figure the adventurer's experience will help counterbalance the hikki's recklessness. I just want a comfy existence living in this spooky apartment damn it.

I forgot to write dumb descriptions for why I picked a couple friends it seems.

>Noire Radio Host
Creepy in a fun sort of way
>Hemophiliac Avery
She'll bring some cheer and light into life here, despite all the blood.
>Apartment Maid
She sounds adorable.

May someone please post Where Our Worlds Collide? And the one where you gain the favor of the Thief God?

> European Historic
The comfiest choice

> Lower Floors

> Bar Between Floors
Sounds like a great place to chill at
> Irregular Grocery Store
For all my shopping needs
> Abandoned Store
Convenient and provides nice variety.
> Blockbuster LLC
Obsolete as they are, I still kind of miss rental stores

> Sentient Microwave
I don't like microwaved popcorn anyways
> Local Channels
> Vending Machine
> First Aid Kit
> Occupied Mirror
On one hand, it sounds weird, but also strangely pleasant
> Amazon Tandem

> Scarlet Youth
> Bearded Chronicler
> Ancient Witch
> Gardener
> Father Alyosha
> Paranormal Maniac
I want to be her friend
> Noire Radio Host
For some reason I'm picturing a mix between Alex Jones, Clyde Lewis, and Art Bell
> Nurse
> Hemophiliac
> Drinking Widower
Sounds like a good drinking friend

> Stairwell Window
> Stairs to the End
> High Five Hands
This is the kind of positivity I need in my life
> Outdoor Courtyard
> Odd-Jobs Listing
> Infinity Line
Honestly fuck traffic, fuck driving, I'd take this one in a heartbeat
> The Night Fair
> Hokousha Tongoku
> Open Door Day
Sounds like a lot of fun

> Courtyard Chapel (Easily avoidable)
> And since I can pick three more of something, I'll take three more tenants (more friends, right?) - Hikkikomori, Stair Standing Stones, and Chessmaster

I would love to write a series of short stories based on the options of the CYOA. The possibilities for comfy yet melancholy and absurd adventures really activates my almonds.

No idea how I missed this one, but I love it.

>Architectural Style
Art Deco. Keeping it classyspooky.
>Location
Has to be the penthouse.
>Local Businesses
Lots of great options here, but I'll take the library, SCPBuster, Crazy Dan's, and the bar
>Furniture and appliances
Memento, Moose, First-Aid, Microwave, Local Channels, and Telepathic Landline
>Friendos
Taking time traveler girl, spiderbros, witch Irina, the Janitor, Paranormal Maniac, Smug Hikkikomori, Demon-Bro, Delving Adventurer, Apartment Maid, and the Bearded Chronicler. Really like how the options here all have their own distinctive personality and the waifu options still maintain the spooky flavor.
>Paranormal Phenomena
Hallway Balloons, wishing well, friendly poltergeist, outdoor courtyard, odd jobs listing, infinity line, night fair, and illustrated stalls
>Hostile Phenomena
More like fuck that. Great cyoa overall, would gladly move in and enjoy the slow descent into insanity here.

I still think Pirate is kinda weak and that Assassin is a bit weird in this list.

>Anansi James
New Arrival
19, human
Vale: Inna Woods
Semblance:
Unstoppable
Gifts:
Will
Fear
Strength
Talents:
Survival, for Inna woods stuff
Comabat
>Equipment
Melee: A club'll do, when I'm not just hitting things with my fist.
Weight Enhancemet
Scroll
Wilderness Gear
Rebreather
Ay, you seem cool. come hang with me at the cabin I built inna woods sometime.

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>real life: no magic