Magical Realms

Do you consider ERP as a form of cheating?

I find it more of an interactive porno.

I don't have a significant other to cheat on OP.
In fact, I've never had one.

I don't consider cheating a thing. You are not entitled to exclusive access to my dick.

In my experience if you're doing erp you either don't have a girlfriend or she's in on it too, so I'd say it's fine. Still fucking weird though

Yes, it's worse than marking your cards and almost as bad as cooking your dice.

>not ERPing while your gf watches and cries
>not loudly commenting on how lewd the words are and how you're becoming a slut

Ow....

I think you'd have to be really insecure to worry about that.

My boyfriend and I ERP with other people all the time. It's just another kind of enjoyable creative expression.

if you like listening to your girlfriend dirty talk with your other greaseball friends, then you'd be a cuck so I'd say that it's not the best thing to do if you are in a committed relationship. unless you are into reverse-cucking your gf

Yeah, it'd be like getting mad at your SO for writing smut.

Which I hope is not a thing people do.

...

how disgustingly lewd. Got a source?

I'm pretty sure this is in fact a thing which has happened. Which is really kinda sad.

I'm Polyamorous. And Bisexual. So no, not really.

And before you call me a cuck... It's Tristan who's into that, not me.(the fucker gets the most pervy look on his face, it really doesn't fit his Trap appearance)

So you let your hand jerk off other dicks too?

Best trait combo. Although you've got a cutie trap in your life? Lucky fucker.

The whole 'cuck' obsession honestly seems really rooted in insecurity to me. The terror that if you allow your partner to share intimacy with someone else in any way will mean you immediately lose them forever.

This isn't to say people Need to do it, tastes are personal and all that shit, but the sheer bile reserved for it seems telling.

Aw man, that stinks. Unless it's "angry" in the sense of "This isn't nearly as good as I've come to expect from you! After your punishment you will sit on my lap while I give you notes on how to improve it." That would be okay.

Your experience means nothing, and you're wrong. Happens literally all the fucking time.

If in doubt, ask your partner. It'll vary depending on your relationship.

If you feel uncomfortable asking your partner about it because you're afraid even the question will upset them, then yes, it's cheating.

>You haven't erp'd with someone in about as long as it's been since you've had sex

I've barely written smut since then. I miss sex.

>fear intimacy
>can still manage to erp
I wouldn't say it's cheating unless you're the sort of person who gets too caught up in the stuff.

It's quite telling that you repeatedly post this on Veeky Forums.

Same. It gives me all the more time to GM online ERP.

>My boyfriend and I ERP with other people all the time.
Yeah, homosexual men are statistically more prone to promiscuity ...

>literally_cooking_dice.webm
Came to my mind

Ok, you got me. I'm an insufferable troll who uses the same topic over and over again to try and derail shitty threads by spouting such out there bullshit the topic inevitably changes. Though in this case it's actually relevant.

Besides that, the legends are true: if you a qt trap in your life you can't help but brag about it.

Iseult , is that you?

Is it possible to cheat in roleplay at all? In any form or shape whatsoever?
Obviously, there's room for preferential treatment (one character getting more in-game rewards), there's players fudging dice, there's metagaming, etc. But is any of it really a cheating? Cheating is breaking rules of the game or agreement. This makes sense in sports, where the rules are strictly define and rigid, where players perform real physical actions and perhaps compete for real physical rewards. But in roleplay, even the rules are fluid and any effort or reward is just imaginary.
Think about it.

>tfw you had friends on the death star

Christ just save yourself the effort next time and link your tumblr

Decu please fuck off! Nobody likes you since you started to demand money for your grade school level art and running your shitty quest

I don't. Mostly.
However, I know someone whose relationship fell apart because they didn't and their partner did.

I paid for it, I get to keep it.

Are you penetrating/being penetrated for sexual gratification? If the not then no, though it's still a shitty thing to do if you're in a relationship. Your significant other is completely justified in getting mad at you.

Yes.

Garry has a level 8 fighter with two more feats than he should. Garry knows his fighter has two feats more than he should, but those two feats give Garry an edge over the game comparable to other players and the GM's expectations.

Garry is not following the agreed upon rules the group has set. Garry is a faggot.

Like you.

>kissing isn't cheating, handjob/blowjob isn't cheating.

>penetrating lips with tongue
>penetrating clenched hand with dick

Frottage?

Checkmate, atheists!

that's french kissing
also lesbian sex is also not cheating

Curses, foiled by lesbians once again

Nah, Tumblr tries to make all this normal. I know I'm into some weird-ass Shit and I'm proud of it.

I don't try to make it a lifestyle, or something I'm persecuted because of, I'm just a guy that gets off to weird things.

Oh, and I love to see the various reactions you people give when I say that I like to tie up my boyfriend and torment him when I fuck my girlfriend.

Pics or fuck off

Do you at least do him the courtesy of ruining his ass after he's all hot and bothered? Or making him eat her out after you're finished?

>No qt girl to write lore heavy smut with while also erping characters from said smut

Man... life is bullshit.

That's... weirdly erotic

Eating ain't cheating.
And just so you know it, suckin' ain't fuckin'.

It could be. Like anything sexual you should discuss it with your before partaking. My gf doesn't care but its really just a more involved version of smut

> Do you consider ERP as a form of cheating?
Yes. I also consider the best solution to cheating and/or netorare is kidnapping the guy she cheated with, tying them both up in a secluded basement and then drugging and raping the guy with a big black dildo.
Forcing the girl watch and realize what an insignificant fuck she picked to cheat with, while the guy she cheated with pants with pleasure and asks for more with teary eyes while his ass is being stretched by a giant dildo is truly one of the most forbidden pleasures there are.

But, hey, what do I know about it?

Nah. We don't take pics. Too easy to ruin a good thing that way.

Depends on the day. We like to keep him guessing. We once surprised him during a weekend by buying a chastity belt and leaving him like that for 3 days. Have you ever heard a tenor-soprano have a screaming orgasm that lasted nearly a minute? It's honestly quite amazing.

Yep.

While I know some people who do think it's cheating, luckily my closest friend (Basically Platonic with Benefits) doesn't mind and we ERP all the time with ourselves and others.

>reverse ntr
Good choice!

Talk to your partner. Find out what they think.
I would think yes

That bitch smirk

I ERP with my best friend pretty often. I am currently playing a sexy older lesbian Oracle and my she is playing a young sheltered alchemist discovering the joy of Saphic sex.

Irl my boyfriend is basically drooling all over, the other guys are just entertain or gay, and my very lewd besty is actually Asexual and having fun for the actual rollplay.

The joy of playing with friends you that you know since your 5.

10/10 savage, user.

I was literally just thinking about that .webm!

Oooh, so that's what OP meant. I was thinking if ERP was cheating at the game being played and couldn't quite make sense of it.

>Do you consider ERP as a form of cheating?
Huh.
Literally yes.
Because it is against the rules of my gaming table.
I don't erp at my table.
No judgement if you do, and there's nothing wrong with it, I just don't do it because I can't explain to my wife why it's necessary to describe and role-play erotic scenarios with my gaming group.

Just say something like "because I can't completely stop thinking about fucking your brains out even when I'm playing a game" but a bit more polished and bam.

>ERP
Oh you mean aol chat room cybersex circa 1995?
lol no, I'm an adult and not a complete aspie fucking loser like the dorks that participate in such retarded activities

>My girlfriend's girlfriend

I bet you don't even pretend your drinks are potions, faggot

Bisexual, actually, the both of us. Nothing like having a wider audience, as it were.

But to answer op's question, I'm with my other half here for the answer. It's just fun, creative roleplay; ain't nothing cheaty about it, no moreso than writing e-lit. I'd have to bring to question the (lack of) trust between partners if one of them got mad about it, desu; that doesn't seem sustainable, to me.

She gets off on it.

God I just can't stop thinking about how much I'd love to tear your skirt off, put your legs around my waist and just drive my hot shaft into your tight shaven cunt and pound away until you can't see straight even when we're trying to slay that fucking Balrogg terrorizing Amish village number three

Or something like that?

Yeah, more or less.

I have to ask.

What's it like to be a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh.

Yeah.
[Un]Fortunately, she's not an idiot, but thanks for the advice.

Well obviously you have to do it with the right panache. I bet you're not picturing it with the right panache.

My wife is probably the only non-prelaw Harvard Model UN delegate to ever successfully beat out for best delegation.
I cannot fathom the panache necessary to spin erotic storytelling with others as an expression of arousal for her, and have her buy it.

The goal isn't to make her buy it. The goal is to make her laugh.

Hmm... let me summarize it this way:

I have to set up an itinerary for sex.

>attending your wife's gay wedding
Why isn't it a thing?

No?

It turns out okay, though, right?

>I'd have to bring to question the (lack of) trust between partners if one of them got mad about it
>Literally a cuckold argument

Is being a cuckold really so much worse than being constantly defensive at all times about anyone ever thinking you might possibly be a cuckold?

I'm asking 'cause I don't think you realize: when you call someone a cuck, on whom do you think that really reflects?

>not wanting to raise your wife's son

How can it be cheating when I don't have anyone to cheat on?

If you're doing something that is hurting the person you're with, you should talk to them to be certain they understand your reasons for doing it, and if it still hurts them, you should stop.
It really is that simple.

If you're using the other hand?

Children are expensive as fuck and inherently carry an insane amount of risk with an abysmal chance of just breaking even.

I don't want my own kids let alone someone elses. Maybe if we had laws like in China that forced children to take care of their parents than maybe but as is why the fuck would I waste the money my own valuable time and the 2 to 5 years of initial hell before they can even sort of kinda be human and logic at all.

Raising someone elses kid remove one of the only "good" things. Being able to point to the kid and saying "Yup, I made that."

>I-It's okay if she fucks other men. She always comes back to me at the end of the day.

Whats wrong with this? Not everyone can provide everything their partner could want or need. As long as you maintain control over the situation I see no problems. If she gets out of control kick her to the curb or order her to stop seeing whoever it is she is fucking. If she refuses kick her ass out.

Why would you want your own shit genes? Adopting is way better. That way you actually get to choose, and you're still in charge of raising the kid to whatever you want.

Frottage is guys rubbing their dicks together. You're thinking of tribbing.
Veeky Forums is now sex ed.

Yeah. I mean, I realize you're memeing (or I guess counter-memeing?) but the whole NO I'M NOT A KEK /pol/shit thing really shakes my cola 'cause parenthood is rewarding on its own.

But you did make them who they are. You get to take all the values and life lessons you've learned and use them to help this little person take on the world. You get to truly be someone's everything. You can be their first thought, probably their first word. If all you care about is a gamete then you're just being petty.

Yes but even adopting is expensive as fuck. Were talking hundreds of thousands of dollars potentially millions here. There is nothing in place to recuperate your costs. There is even a sizable chance of everything backfiring horribly and they harm you in some way.

Were is the reward for all this risk and cost? Its just not there.

I'll bet you think getting friend zoned is an honor as well, don't you?

>Were is the reward for all this risk and cost?
The reward are that if you do it properly, your philosophy and ideas live on after you die.

It's not like you're going to achieve anything in your life, but maybe your children will.

Incorrect and I myself am proof of this. My step father did everything he could to raise me by his values and he did take quite good care of me. Despite all his efforts I turned out completely different and its to the point that I have disowned him and refuse to speak to him until he sucks it up an apologizes. A person can do everything they can to raise a child a specific way but that does not mean it will stick. The child is their own person with their own logic and sensibilities. A good deal of their development is done by themselves and what they experience and reason without your guiding hand.

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Thats not good enough. That does not benefit me. If Its after I'm dead then I am dead. I can not enjoy it. There is also a huge chance they wont do shit either.

>friend zoned
I legitimately thought that meme had died years ago.

Well that's because your step father was probably shit at raising you.

>children
>cost hundreds of thousands dollars
Thank you god for letting me to be born in Slavlandia.

You legitimately have brain damage if you think cuckolds and beta fags don't get friend zoned.

In the grand scheme of things, nothing you do benefits you. You might as well kill yourself to get it over with faster.

>Nihilism

Seems about accurate