Let me just roll a d20

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A thread died for this.

It was a general that had already been remade, so nothing of value was lost.

Nerds really will buy anything remotely related to their interests.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

Ok

To be fair, it's a nice decoration. I mean, it's a ring. I'm not a jewelry guy but that's the point of them in general, isn't it? The fact that it's functional/easily mobile is just kind of a bonus.

>Anyone really will buy anything remotely related to their interests.

I'm a jewelry guy and I got this for my birthday.
It's neat but it doesn't always spin.
rinsing it with water works, but's it's quite the novelty and less utility than I hoped

Lithium lubricant spray (white grease) will fix that..

You're not supposed to fap while wearing it, sir

thanks user, will get me a bottle of that.

I've been wearing my rings off and on since highschool user. Some of my old rings still have soap stuck in em (as do my new ones).

Most of the time I don't even notice.

>roll
>posted spinner
Are you dumb?

>Not taking the ring and rolling it across the table to get your number
Look at thine peasant

Well then what's the point?

>And still it was better than this one. Really makes you think.

(1d20)

What girth is it? I might have an idea...

It's OK, user. We don't expect you to know how to roll dice on this board because the sticky explaining it is several years out of date.

Put the following in the Options field the next time you post:

dice+1d20

If you want to roll with a +5 bonus, type this:

dice+1d20+5

If you want to roll with a -5 penalty, write this instead:

dice+1d20+-5

Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

How do I roll with advantage? :^)

Rolled 5, 4 - 2 = 7 (2d6 - 2)

?

dice+2d20

*glaces at phone*
*taps screen*
"Eighteen"

Rolled 18 + 416 (1d20 + 416)

Bitch

>Draining battery
>And data if it has ads

kek

>Buying a crap chink phone that loses power after an hour's use
>Not using airplane mode

Rolled 7 (1d20)

I hope I get a 9 or 10

Don't you want a natural 20 for your fap roll ?

Itt: children who never learned how to toll dice using a watch and memorized Mentzer so they could play while hiking with their boy scout troop.

>incessant beeping coming from the basement.

I'm sorry, are you having a stroke?

Get off my lawn.

Batteries lose capacity as they drain user.
Slowly but surely, your 100% will be 90% and so on.

That's not how it works.

The amount of electricity in a battery stays the same because of the second law of thermodynamics, but the atoms of the battery blocks the path of the electricity as they heat up, and the more hot your battery is, the more the electricity freezes.

Cool!
Can you also explain how dark matter works plz?

OP here I'm glad how this thread turned out

It's a finger ring.
So yes, it might fit on your cock.

FOR YOU

>This is actually retarded
>This user has never owned a laptop
You have no idea how batteries work.

My friend ended up giving me one of these since he was going to get a couple from the Kickstarter. It's kind of neat as a thing to wear but it sucks dick as an actual roller since it lacks the tactile feel of dice or the ease and accuracy of digital rollers.

Dark Matter is matter that has negative mass. You can't see them because they bounce light off with their anti-gravitational field. That's why there is no Dark Matter in earth, it was ejected long ago as the earth was formed.

>accuracy of digital rollers

user, i...

>I can't see the math, therefore it must be inaccurate.

I bet you punish dice you think are unlucky too.

Not everyone still uses RANDU grandpa.

What does that even mean. What kind of autist isn't satisfied with the "accuracy" of dice?

roll+2d20+3

Uh, me. I'm that kind of autist. I bought two sets of dice that hadn't been tumbled and measured them with a vernier caliper.

I then checked the average over 500 rolls to make sure they had the correct distribution. Sorry.

and what program do you use to cheat--err i mean 'be more accurate'

let me just show you a fag

>What kind of autist isn't satisfied with the "accuracy" of dice?
i take it he meant "balanced" or rather equally-distributed

>Not using mental math to generate random numbers using the Mersenne Twister.

So how you roll dice using a watch anyway?

I don't use a program while I game, but I have written a diceroller extension to emacs that I use for character creation that uses the Linux cryptographic strength source of entropy rather than the plain pseudorandom number generator.

I know, I know. Pathetic.

It's a finger ring. You spin the outer diameter and where the number intersects with the laser etched pointer, that produces your number from one to twenty.

And people spend hundreds of dollars to see a sports game to pay 5x as much for food and drink for something you can watch at home and in some cases in better views.
But if I buy a set of metal dice, we are the flawed ones...

My 8 13's in a row on roll 20 beg to differ

You use the second hand.