Do you have a set of house rules when gaming, user? Not the rules you make up for the game, but the ones for the table and home where people are gaming. I usually stick to these:
>no mobile devices
>no pen or pencil tapping
>no food on the table unless it's snack time
>everyone must use a coaster, no exceptions
>do not throw the dice across the room
>do not bend cards
>do not flick counters
>no mobile devices
>he doesn't use the glorious anti-cheating-faggot measure that is a dice-roller app
>coasters
OH NO
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW OP
I have some basic rules
>players must be able to do 5 pushups or run a 5k
>must be able to write in cursive
>must be able to drive or ride a bike
>no new rocks, converse, crocs or skechers
>no tracksuits, sweatpants, tighty-whities or t-shirts
>no backpacks or fanny packs
That helps get rid of fatties, children and special ed kids
...you could just ban the things you don't like directly instead of trying to ban stereotypes you associate with them.
How would you check someone's underwear?
Also do you change the no T-shirts rule in summer?
>How would you check someone's underwear?
Anyone who won't show off their boxers to their bro isn't comfortable in their masculinity
>Also do you change the no T-shirts rule in summer?
Short sleeve shirts are a thing dipshit, get some fashion sense
What's wrong with sweatpants? They're comfy.
if you're too fat to wear normal pants
Session zero in my games takes place over multiple events
1) Test of Fitness - pushups or timed 5k. Running shoes permitted. No sneakers or "sk8r shoez". Kit is proper running shoes, track shorts, singlet.
2) Test of Virility - all contestants drop trou and grapple in the ring of judgment. If you are attuned with the mighty Spartoi or proud men of Hellas and thus grapple skyclad as in the Olympic Pankration, bonus XP is awarded.
3) Creation of characters - 3d6 down the line drop lowest.
Only after these trials can the games begin. The strong and virile sit at my table, the weak are left on a wolf-infested hillside like a Spartan baby.
What if the players want to point buy?