Be transgender

>Be transgender
>Go to Magic Tournament
>Opponent want me to show them my hand
>Call over judge
>Say that I don't have to show opponent my hand as I neither identify as "his or her"
>Judge is also transgender
>Win tournament

Yeah cool but what does being transgender have to do with/contribute to the story?
You could've literally left that part out and it'd stay exactly the same.
No one gives a shit about your dick, or lack thereof.

also
Kill yourself faggot.

did you actually read OP's post?
Pretty much all reference to your opponent in MTG uses the words "his or her".

The joke was that as a transgender person they don't classify as a "his or her" thus exploiting the very strict rules lawyering that MTG has.

You're a shitposter and that's factually not how being transgender works, but I give this a 6/10 because you got me to respond.

Your first mistake was playing magic.

>The joke
Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

responding is 1/10 m8

>Be me, judging Magic Tournament
>Forget why I'm here because I'm drunk
>Find a cock to suck in the bathroom
>Go back and declare another freak like me winner

it's like 9 in the morning, gimmie a break.

>Playing MtG in a local tournament
>Play card to let me see the opponent's hand
>They claim they identify as neither "him or her", the card text doesn't apply to them
>I claim to identify as "you", any card text played by any player that says "you" now targets me as well

>transgender
Go back to your containment board.

>Playing MTG tourny
>Watch guy identify as "you" against some tranny
>Decide to identify as "creature"
>Play my self

What would happen if I cast Unsummon on you?

It would be extremely painful.

What if he identifies as Protection-from-all-colors-kin?

>Path to Exile, targeting you.
>Get my win as my opponent is exiled
>crowd claps and tips their fedoras
>turn 360° and moonwalk away

>Say that I don't have to show opponent my hand as I neither identify as "his or her"

That's nonbinary, not transgender.
Get the fuck out of here.

>OUR EXPERIENCES ARE VALID AND BEAUTIFULLLLLL

No they're not, and you're gross.

You get the fuck back to Queer Identity Folk Dance 101, fag.

>actually defending OP's post
Not a very intelligent man, eh?

kek

>"Can I see your hand, please?"
>"No, because I don't identify as a "his or her"."

That's a pretty weak pun, and not in an entertaining way.
Also, OP should have used nonbinary and not transgender. But after all, if magic players could remember large sets of items, they would play rpgs.