What are the "Australians" of fantasy races Veeky Forums?

What are the "Australians" of fantasy races Veeky Forums?

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Dwarves.
Decent blokes, love alcohol, mining economy, and live down under.

But dwarves are perfectionists and hard workers.

Drow. Live down under, dark skin for their species, very familiar with spiders, and usually chaotic evil.

What race has stingers? And is habitually drunk and gregarious?

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Gnolls. Gnolls in the outback. Saying things such as "hey m8".

Wielding plasma kukris.

Hobbits if they were just a little more cunty

Gnomes. Rock gnomes.

>wrecked Fin detected

So kender?

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>Bunch of puffed up shit-talking males that were ultimately ruled over by Julia Gillard

Kender don't know right from wrong, they don't intentionally choose wrong.

My Goblins all have Australian accents and names like "Bazza", "Gazza", and "Robbo the Gobbo".

I can dig it, Gobs or 'bolds.

We are drow, mate. Struth.

I think it's half orcs then.
Usually decent, louder than they are violent, accustomed to dangerous areas, hardy constitution for alcohol, but also likely to slack off and follow the "close enough is good enough" mentality.

tau, smug cunts with no redeeming features and an overblown sense of their own importance.

>Dumped on a remote desert continent
>Fuelled by rum
>Do a half arse job of it
>Still manage to maintain 2nd highest HDI in the world by doing a half arse job

Rest of world not even trying?

It helps tha bazza, gazza, and shazza are totally goblin names.

Pass a brother the source

Australians themselves.

Australia is a fantasy setting.

Why is Finland a Chinese man? Why are they invading Australia?

Mine shekels are cheating.

+ hdmi measures the LENGTH of education, not the quality. Australians start school early, so they get buffed by that in statistics.

/int/-memes

Because they lost the Finno-Korean hyperwar and wanted to avenge the invasion of Japan by the Emu confederacy

must be all that socialism and welfare, considering who the top of the HDI list is.

sauce on this great conflict?

Came here to say this

>Korean subhumanism

wow, please leave anytime.

Try google?

That's not 'ow ya spell strewth, mate.

>'ow

seppo pls go

K.

This sounds about right.

elves are the greatestest shitposters as evidenced by this board and the infection rate of other boards with their meme