*stomps towards you rapidly*

*stomps towards you rapidly*
>AHHHHHH SERGEY FUCK OFF LINK IS A SHITCO-
*grabs you by the legs*
>NO LET GO OF ME NOOOOOOO
*shoves you in his mouth*
MMMMMmMMm you won't be able to sell LINK where you're going user
>SERGEY PLEASE I WAS GOING TO BUY BACK IN 2 MONTHS FROM NO- *MMMMMRPH MMMMMRPH*
>*rapidly starts to bang on sergey's stomach*
>LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
*BELCHHHHHHHH*

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top kek

quality european Veeky Forumsnight as usual

My sides

NOOOOOO I DDON'T WANT OT BECOME A STINKY LINKIE

>The inventor of soy sauce was a refugee, refugees are good

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Fuck i'm dying
Why sergay,why u deformed
too much JUSTing?

FUCKING KEKD

>You sain
*Falls 80 percent in Satoshis
>that
*rebounds back to pre sibos level in Fiat
>WE
*takes lease on property without a cost
>WUZ
*overtakes 20th position on market cap
>STINKIES
*links his data into a whore
>LINKIES
*solves lambo problem

Post a sergay,save a sergay

Underrated lmao

I am fucking dying here

>tfw lifechanging money invested in link

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Meanies beanies gives me biggie gasses

best copypasta sir
will kek again.

Do you fucking stinky linkies fucking get it? You're not gonna make it with your fucking erc20 shit token. You need to invest in other opportunities. Seriously just market sell all your chainlinks, ASAP. Sergey is already backpacking throughout Southeast Asia as we fucking speak telling people he's retired. It's over. Sergey's salty surprise is gonna be the exit scam announcement. Datadash was right, SWIFT cancelled the partnership because Sergey's a fucking russian scammer. It's a pity too, the project had so much promise but that's because it was never real in the first place. Steve isn't even a real fucking person. Rory said he's never actually heard Steve's voice in the Slack. The building their website says they're at is a run down hole in the wall indonesian restaurant. The house of cards is falling and Sergey knows people are starting to smell his exit scam. That's why he's vanished from all social media and forms of communication. He's in hiding backpacking asia filling his money belly until this all blows over.

It's fucking ogre guys just fucking sell those heavy ass bags.

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someone pls post gif of sergey punching out news anchor while literally holding bags of link

Well, to be fair you need a pretty high IQ to understand LINK.

SERGEY HUNGRY FOR SOME YUMMY YUMMY STINKY LINKIES IN HIS TUMMY WUMMY

some anons dream of lambos
some anons hope for a quiet life with a qt
i dream of millions so i can browse Veeky Forums and tip all the talented shitters here making the best memes