IT'S TIME AGAIN!

Good evening once more, Veeky Forums! It's Day 3 of the 2017 Spring Babby Cup!

>What the fuck is this?

A virtual divegrass tournament run in Pro Evolution Soccer and streamed for the enjoyment of anons everywhere.

>Why the fuck should I care?

Dank memes, top bants, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load. For more info see implyingrigged.info


After an upsetting one goal loss in injury time on Friday, Veeky Forums have retreated to lick their wounds and regroup. But we emerge now to take on Veeky Forums and claw our way back to the road to redemption! Set for 20:20 UTC (4:20pm EDT).

But that's not all! Veeky Forums's old buddies /co/ look to follow up an impressive 5-0 victory over /r9k/ by spending time with their waifu Veeky Forums. /cock/ bowl confirmed happening tonight at 21:40 UTC (5:40pm EDT).

So get hype, lads and lassies. And get ready to WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>Your Imperial Thought for the Day

Don't fucking lose today, you heard me manager.

HYPE.

We gotta win this and our match against /b/ to qualify for knockouts right?
HOPEFUL HYPE

Ok, so anybody pick up on our problem match? It's like we started twiddling our thumbs as soon as we got close to the box.

That one fucking user jinxed us I swear.

Hell yeah!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Take my roll for later.

...I am that user.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

I roll to see how guilty I've made you.

Stand for the anthem, lads!
youtube.com/watch?v=R1gF0uhHsqk

Rolled 8, 10 = 18 (2d20)

And I roll for both team's luck this game, but I'm not saying which dice belongs to us, and which to the other team. Digits and the effect is compounded.

RIP /mlp/

>tfw we almost went the entire match without hearing a horsefucker goalhorn

good.

when are we up?

If i'm right it's first /b/ vs /f/ and then us vs Veeky Forums

Is it taking a long time to load for anyone else?

Never on time.

forgot to remove my name

Great stuff.

Does SMOrc still work on this new site?

>University of Tizca. no dogs allowed
Kek

Also, Creed was removed? when?

>Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums hate The Arts
But Veeky Forums is literally a Liberal History subject.

Not at the moment. They're working on it.

Before the Fetus. He was killed when Cadia fell, and his soul was picked up by a shadowy armored figure in a cloak Cypher.

but half the roster was picked from dead characters. And Rowboat isn't even a Veeky Forums meme.

That Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums match was pretty fucking hype both teams put up a great fight.

I'm so proud of our son.

I'm still upset we lost history threads.

Well, there's still the various historical wargaming threads.
Those got a fair amount of general history discussion.

Just make a historical question arguing that it's for worldbuilding, it wil grow from that.

Great match.

>Our spiritual liege
>Not a meme

not by his actual name he isn't.

Rowboat Girlyman, Roman Gorillaman, Rawbutt Jellyman, Robobutt Gigatan, Rampant Gullytan, Robot Gigglytan, Raw-Rigged Ginger-Fan, Robot Gulliver, Robo Git, Robust Gilligan, Robit Ghillie Suit, Reboot Gigabyte, Robert Gullible, Roboot Girlymayne, Robot Gorillaman, Robooty Guillotine, Roman Gogillian, Rusty the Gullible, R. Gooliman Esq. Rowyourboat Downthestreamlyman (and any and every combination of the above), Julius Caesar in SPESS, Big Blue Daddy, Papa Ultra Smurf, Big Bobby G, Space Marine Jame Bond or High Lord Douchebag and Ward's Ever Chosen Robart.

Which name would you prefer?

Billabong Cucumberpatch

Rowboat Girlyman, I guess. It just feels like he's been put in in order to replace Creed.

Not really. Emps fills Creed's position and Rawbutt takes over the goal. Bolas picks up the Tactical Genius/Just As Planned role.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Are the Dice Gods with us Veeky Forums? Do we have the blessings of RNGesus on our side?

Is a /b/ win inconvenient?

>Double Dubs
>9

I got no fucking clue.

WE'RE UP! GET HYPE FAGGOTS!

Well an /f/ win, means we need to beat Biz and b, and f need to loose to Biz and we need to beat b by more than Biz beat b. b winning means as long as we win, its all down to the last round of games, and effectively goal difference.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

ROLL FOR FUCKING HYPE

Rolled 18 (1d20)

ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS WAAAAGGHH!!!

Good luck from /m/
You guys will need it.

LAUGH AT ME, CHAR

IT'S ALL OR NOTHING NOW, HERE WE GO

Laugh at me, Char

'ERE WE GO!!!

That's a lovely coat of red boys.

LAUGH AT ME, CHAR

I like that God-Emperor blender, but why is Karl Franz also on the team?

I didn't know we had franz on the field who did he replace?

AKUR AKIR AKAM!

Why is the Emprah such a shit player?

Arms and Armor Thread, replaced... I wanna say Quest Thread?

>this game

I don't feel like the longball works.

WTF doomrodier, dope that guy with fresh coke now!

Has Veeky Forums bought Doomrider off?

man they realy doubled up the dose of spaghetti for the strikers in this version.

Who do you think controls the supply?

if anyone could afford it, it would be Veeky Forums

YESSSSSSSSSSS!

DOOOMRIDEEER!!!!!! HE GOT Veeky Forumss COKE!

YEEESSSSS GOOOAAAALL!!! DOOOMRIDER IS BACK!!!

They couldn't quite afford it.

Fucking finally.

Clearly not

HE DOES COCAAAAAAAINE!

MORE COKE FOR THE RIDER!

ABOUT TIME!

I DO COCAINE!!!

DISREGARD I SUCK COCKS!!!

C-C-COCAINEEEEEEEEEE

WHOOP WHOOP!

Akur akir akam, bretheren!

WE ARE BACK GIVE US YOUR COCAINE STACH Veeky Forums!

Look at those shitty fucking stats.

>Possession under 40%
>Completion under 70%
>Fewer shots
>More fouls
Come on managers. You need to find some way to boost the offense by getting more players up there.

Again Veeky Forums provide the most patrician result.

3-3-3-3

Possession is a negative stat though

possession is a meme stat anyways, it doesn't matter as long as we win, we can worry bout elegance once we actually get our shit together.

So... now what?

We need to beat b. If we beat b we a through

well probably the team keeps testing and we prepare for the /b/ match.

Gratz Veeky Forums you overcame the team that denied you summer last spring

I don't want to "just win" by 1 point in the Group Stages.

I want to REKT the group stages so that when we get to the knockouts we actually stand a chance of winning. We already have far too many draws against mediocre teams. What chance do we have of defeating Elites like /b/ if we can barely beat Veeky Forums?

Should we trash-talk /b/ in the meantime?

LAUGH AT ME, CHAR

Well we beat them last time we played them but that was back in the glory days.

Thanks it's been a long road.

Now we sit tight and wait for the /co/ match.

Also this.

Good job with this

/co/ck/ happening now!

I will forever miss the original Iron Chef.