Good evening once more, Veeky Forums! It's Day 3 of the 2017 Spring Babby Cup!
>What the fuck is this?
A virtual divegrass tournament run in Pro Evolution Soccer and streamed for the enjoyment of anons everywhere.
>Why the fuck should I care?
Dank memes, top bants, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load. For more info see implyingrigged.info
After an upsetting one goal loss in injury time on Friday, Veeky Forums have retreated to lick their wounds and regroup. But we emerge now to take on Veeky Forums and claw our way back to the road to redemption! Set for 20:20 UTC (4:20pm EDT).
But that's not all! Veeky Forums's old buddies /co/ look to follow up an impressive 5-0 victory over /r9k/ by spending time with their waifu Veeky Forums. /cock/ bowl confirmed happening tonight at 21:40 UTC (5:40pm EDT).
So get hype, lads and lassies. And get ready to WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
We have a discord server set up for all things Veeky Forums Cup-related. So pop in if you want to talk about the team or just anything in general. discord.gg/011qOR7qt0vo3Siiv
Christian Cooper
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Joseph Ramirez
>Your Imperial Thought for the Day
James Hall
Don't fucking lose today, you heard me manager.
Christian Flores
HYPE.
Jaxson Taylor
We gotta win this and our match against /b/ to qualify for knockouts right? HOPEFUL HYPE
Jace Morales
Ok, so anybody pick up on our problem match? It's like we started twiddling our thumbs as soon as we got close to the box.
And I roll for both team's luck this game, but I'm not saying which dice belongs to us, and which to the other team. Digits and the effect is compounded.
Angel Hall
RIP /mlp/
Adam Reyes
>tfw we almost went the entire match without hearing a horsefucker goalhorn
Jackson Cruz
good.
Brandon Bell
when are we up?
Oliver Kelly
If i'm right it's first /b/ vs /f/ and then us vs Veeky Forums
Asher Lopez
Is it taking a long time to load for anyone else?
Austin Powell
Never on time.
Jackson Martinez
forgot to remove my name
Gavin King
Great stuff.
Alexander Jones
Does SMOrc still work on this new site?
Jaxon Cooper
>University of Tizca. no dogs allowed Kek
Also, Creed was removed? when?
Jacob Garcia
>Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums hate The Arts But Veeky Forums is literally a Liberal History subject.
Logan Brown
Not at the moment. They're working on it.
Jaxon Walker
Before the Fetus. He was killed when Cadia fell, and his soul was picked up by a shadowy armored figure in a cloak Cypher.
Landon Carter
but half the roster was picked from dead characters. And Rowboat isn't even a Veeky Forums meme.
Joseph Cooper
That Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums match was pretty fucking hype both teams put up a great fight.
John Garcia
I'm so proud of our son.
Luke Allen
I'm still upset we lost history threads.
Jeremiah Cook
Well, there's still the various historical wargaming threads. Those got a fair amount of general history discussion.
Lincoln Allen
Just make a historical question arguing that it's for worldbuilding, it wil grow from that.
Sebastian Gray
Great match.
Oliver Watson
>Our spiritual liege >Not a meme
Lucas Lopez
not by his actual name he isn't.
Isaac Nelson
Rowboat Girlyman, Roman Gorillaman, Rawbutt Jellyman, Robobutt Gigatan, Rampant Gullytan, Robot Gigglytan, Raw-Rigged Ginger-Fan, Robot Gulliver, Robo Git, Robust Gilligan, Robit Ghillie Suit, Reboot Gigabyte, Robert Gullible, Roboot Girlymayne, Robot Gorillaman, Robooty Guillotine, Roman Gogillian, Rusty the Gullible, R. Gooliman Esq. Rowyourboat Downthestreamlyman (and any and every combination of the above), Julius Caesar in SPESS, Big Blue Daddy, Papa Ultra Smurf, Big Bobby G, Space Marine Jame Bond or High Lord Douchebag and Ward's Ever Chosen Robart.
Which name would you prefer?
Henry Edwards
Billabong Cucumberpatch
Jonathan Reyes
Rowboat Girlyman, I guess. It just feels like he's been put in in order to replace Creed.
Isaac Anderson
Not really. Emps fills Creed's position and Rawbutt takes over the goal. Bolas picks up the Tactical Genius/Just As Planned role.
Jonathan Morales
Rolled 9 (1d20)
Are the Dice Gods with us Veeky Forums? Do we have the blessings of RNGesus on our side?
Charles Hernandez
Is a /b/ win inconvenient?
Blake Smith
>Double Dubs >9
I got no fucking clue.
Daniel Ramirez
WE'RE UP! GET HYPE FAGGOTS!
Ayden Richardson
Well an /f/ win, means we need to beat Biz and b, and f need to loose to Biz and we need to beat b by more than Biz beat b. b winning means as long as we win, its all down to the last round of games, and effectively goal difference.
Julian Murphy
Rolled 12 (1d20)
ROLL FOR FUCKING HYPE
Charles Collins
Rolled 18 (1d20)
ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS WAAAAGGHH!!!
Noah Butler
Good luck from /m/ You guys will need it.
Owen Cruz
LAUGH AT ME, CHAR
Thomas Sanchez
IT'S ALL OR NOTHING NOW, HERE WE GO
Benjamin Lee
Laugh at me, Char
Evan Flores
'ERE WE GO!!!
Lincoln Morales
That's a lovely coat of red boys.
Brody Wilson
LAUGH AT ME, CHAR
Ian Rivera
I like that God-Emperor blender, but why is Karl Franz also on the team?
Jaxson Hall
I didn't know we had franz on the field who did he replace?
Ethan Morales
AKUR AKIR AKAM!
Liam Hughes
Why is the Emprah such a shit player?
Carter James
Arms and Armor Thread, replaced... I wanna say Quest Thread?
Ian James
>this game
Sebastian Barnes
I don't feel like the longball works.
Henry Ward
WTF doomrodier, dope that guy with fresh coke now!
Dominic King
Has Veeky Forums bought Doomrider off?
Colton Lewis
man they realy doubled up the dose of spaghetti for the strikers in this version.
Aiden Wright
Who do you think controls the supply?
Charles Torres
if anyone could afford it, it would be Veeky Forums
Nolan King
YESSSSSSSSSSS!
Robert Jenkins
DOOOMRIDEEER!!!!!! HE GOT Veeky Forumss COKE!
Gavin Nelson
YEEESSSSS GOOOAAAALL!!! DOOOMRIDER IS BACK!!!
John Hall
They couldn't quite afford it.
Caleb Gray
Fucking finally.
Asher Smith
Clearly not
Christopher Harris
HE DOES COCAAAAAAAINE!
Xavier Martinez
MORE COKE FOR THE RIDER!
Brandon Diaz
ABOUT TIME!
Asher Reyes
I DO COCAINE!!!
Dylan Martinez
DISREGARD I SUCK COCKS!!!
Carson Roberts
C-C-COCAINEEEEEEEEEE
Chase Long
WHOOP WHOOP!
Christian Hill
Akur akir akam, bretheren!
Julian Wright
WE ARE BACK GIVE US YOUR COCAINE STACH Veeky Forums!
Matthew Ward
Look at those shitty fucking stats.
>Possession under 40% >Completion under 70% >Fewer shots >More fouls Come on managers. You need to find some way to boost the offense by getting more players up there.
Mason Williams
Again Veeky Forums provide the most patrician result.
3-3-3-3
Josiah Walker
Possession is a negative stat though
Julian Sanchez
possession is a meme stat anyways, it doesn't matter as long as we win, we can worry bout elegance once we actually get our shit together.
Matthew Hill
So... now what?
Jaxson Scott
We need to beat b. If we beat b we a through
Gavin Campbell
well probably the team keeps testing and we prepare for the /b/ match.
Logan Miller
Gratz Veeky Forums you overcame the team that denied you summer last spring
Carter Turner
I don't want to "just win" by 1 point in the Group Stages.
I want to REKT the group stages so that when we get to the knockouts we actually stand a chance of winning. We already have far too many draws against mediocre teams. What chance do we have of defeating Elites like /b/ if we can barely beat Veeky Forums?
Adrian Cox
Should we trash-talk /b/ in the meantime?
Kevin Baker
LAUGH AT ME, CHAR
Charles Allen
Well we beat them last time we played them but that was back in the glory days.