*Yaaaawn*

>*Yaaaawn*
>Please, do NOT say anything to me. Not one word UNTIL I have had my cup of coffee. Once I have had my cup of freshly brewed mana then you may talk to me but not one word until then PLEASE.

How do you deal with a BBEG like this?

Roll my eyes, say "Ugh".

I don't need to speak to cave his skull in.

But he might get violent with you if you try that, user.

Poison his coffee.

Shoot him in the head while he's sluggish from caffeine withdrawal.

parley, give offerings

Please no frogs

>How do you deal with a BBEG like this?

It depends on if we like one another or not: you can really come to respect, admire, or even be pretty good friends with your "ANTAGONIST", but there's no excusing or mercy for a prick asshole.

If we're on good terms; we can have a spot of breakfast together, maybe shoot the shit, then in an hour or a half later we can get back to keeping up appearances.

Play loud rock music at 4am

Maybe its one of those scenes where the hero and the villain are competing over some long con schemes and they can't really do anything to each other physically so they have a cordial coffee break before resuming hostilities.

I replace his coffee with demananated coffee and laugh at his frail wizard body that can't cast spells because he hasn't had his daily mana infused drink while the fighter hits him with a sword over and over

Kill the BBEG?

Dumb frogposters.

Wait patiently, then ask him how his liberal arts degree is working out for him

Pee in his coffee.

Brew tea and ask him to wait until I've had my refreshment.

By hiding the thread.

...

rude.

I let him drink his coffee. We're sworn enemies, but we're also Gentlemen.

I thought this was an /r9k/ thing only. Also bumping because lel.