How do we make Ribbon more Veeky Forums?

How do we make Ribbon more Veeky Forums?

Add a big ol' dick and a safety helmet.

Fetishize her, heavily.

The artist should stop making a thread every time he draws a picture of her.

This statement is unrelated to OP's question.

That's like... once a month, at best.
Out of all the things to get upset about, I think you've found the most paltry.

Make her fat. With hairs on her neck.

By having her play less games and complaining more about them.

more Veeky Forums user, not more /b/

that's reddit we are on Veeky Forums

This actually.

You're right. She needs to be fat, balding, with a huuuge neckbeard.

Make her even cuter!
Make her real!
Make her my girlfriend!

big ol' feminine penis. Specifically a big feminine one, not a manly penis.

Make her and Cestree play and talk about 40k.

40k is what Veeky Forums is about, everything else is decoration.

On the topic of 40k: which armies would Ribbon, Cestree and Rage play?

Tell her to PM her crush.

We make her eat all the eggs.

Cestree has a daemon army in one of the comics, but she's not good at painting them.

RIBBON IS A GIRL!???

That's only something 40k fans believe, and they are outnumbered by the MTG fans and vastly by the RPG fans, with their being more D&D fans here than any other group.

Inquisitor cap and thinking, "Blam?"

Give her a double-edged greataxe, studded leather armor and a buckler that is attached to the forearm.

We need a Ribbon version.

Another nazimod ban.

Isn't it sorta late for that?
How much more fetishy does a little elf girl who desires breast expansion really need to get?

Nothing about her is even remotely masculine. She's effeminate even for an elf.

Make Ribbon wear crotchless panties.