/pfg/ Pathfinder General

>/mlp/
No faggot you can't

Priscilla's a fucking disgrace.

Do we have anything else to talk about?

Will Rory's fluffy tail maid girl comfort him after he got date-raped and ass-fucked while he was disguised as a twink?

/pfg/: Whore edition.

I mean, we're clearly degenerated. But not THAT degenerated.

B-but why? I have all my custom pony themed stuff ready!

May as well drive the shitposting up to 11, right?

>Gloriana is a cute MILF
>Cashmere is a cute nerd
>Bon-bon is a cute doofus
>Tem is a cute gun girl
>Lysander is a cute girl (male)

Will a real man please stand up? The girls of PLD need you!

EhnJolly said about 2 hours ago
I am reading over these suggestions, and something I want to note here is that so many of these are a radical overhaul to the system that we couldn't implement these in a reasonable amount of time. We only have so much time to work on this, and massive system wide changes like this are going to change so much about the mechanics as to delay things much more than we'd like. At this point, we're hoping to try and implement smaller changes to fix existing issues such as focus cycling, although with the amount of strong swift actions we have, we'd like to think that choosing to regain focus or keeping one's swift action is still a difficult choice in and of itself.

MichaelSayre said 4 minutes ago
We don't really agree that there's any fundamental flaw in focus, just some issues with the current way things interact that we're working on fixing. A complete rewrite of the book simply isn't going to happen, both because we don't agree that such is necessary, and because we don't have the time or money to throw out a perfectly serviceable and functional system for something that a majority of players may or may not consider "better". More than that, many suggested "fixes" are actually things we already tried and discarded for various reasons early in development, so while we're not going to go around telling everyone "sorry, tried that and it sucks", there are suggestions we aren't going to be able to run with because we've already been down that road and we know how it ends.

Is Spheres of Might confirmed for kill and never fixed?

He did and got stabbed in the back for his troubles.

Tell us, /pfg/. What are you still salty about long after it was acceptable to be salty? I want to hear about rejected apps, bamboozles, nerfs to builds, shit from paizo that really got your goat. Lay it all on me.

>Is Spheres of Might confirmed for kill and never fixed?
Put it in the box with the Avowed.

I'm still salty about the entirety of the Dragons 2 app process. Everything from flip-flopping on Avowed, to closing early, to the secret background checks.

I still have a grudge against the Avowed after I let one of my players play one against my better judgment, and my entire game imploded.

Harrow Medium. Investigator being borked until level 4. Akashic Mysteries being completely unsupported and completely unsalvageable.

Hi Rory.

I remember last time you said this, the player replied to remind you she hadn't even used any class features because your game didn't get to the first fight.

When is the Path of War errata coming out?

I'm in. Who I do I contact?

Who's Rory?

I don't understand why people think it is such a bad idea to take an infant out on adventures. I take my daughter with me all the time on my adventures and she only has moderate brain damage.

I have a deep and terrible hatred for the fact that Scarred Witch Doctor got changed from constitution to intelligence.

I tried to force a meme two years ago and it never stuck.

Also, Scarred Witch-Doctor and the Ultimate Equipment erratas.

Oh fuck off. Why don't you tell the class why you think the Avowed is dead and gone, hm? And don't go "muh d8s" or "muh full-attack blasts" either.

There will never be any support for the slayer.

It's a fucking porn game. It's all just a giant shitshow of fetishes. There is nothing reasonable to discuss about it.

I think you need to apply for the position of male fucktoy for these girls

SCARRED
WITCH
DOCTOR

I came here to post this. Paizo fucking hates hybrids.

>I'm iffy on avowed (it's in playtest, I'll think on it)
>harboring a grudge against the Avowed author
>not disallowing Avowed in his 3pp memegame
>Avowed being in the list of acceptable 3pp materials on the chargn page

this does not compute

I took a little break.

Silvia 'Killswitch' Whitacre

>Be designed as a personal assistant for a merc house
>Some dickweeds sneak into the factory, botch a mission, and upload what they were trying to steal in your frame for later recovery
>That never comes
>gets put into service anyways
>Shit fucks up around you, get abandoned in the woods
>Turns out what was uploaded in you was a sentient super-computer-virus that can affect the physical world. The NSA is jacking off -right now-
>Silvia learns to survive in the wilderness
>Learns how to manipulate
>LEARNS TO LIKE MEAT
>ill suited to society and rightfully paranoid about the psychos who made her like this wanting her back
>saves up, buys a mecha and puts that shit together
>Continues upgrading it from scrounging off of mechs she defeats, particularly those of her pursuers.
>Needs more money and information about her past, so PMC call is an easy choice

Silvia is solid. Weird and has a horror-tinge to her, but really solid. I like that the character has a driving force (discovering more about herself), and I equally like that there's some great sci-fi influence put into the app as well. Good post modern ideas like ghost in the shell and stuff like that has been put into this app.

This character is intensely weird, but she has a right to be, and they're using an interesting class (I've actually never seen an occult class played!) This app accomplishes pretty much everything it sets out to do, creating a backstory of a weird paranoid android that occasionally fucks up the world around them with their brain. With that said, I think there's not much room for improvement because its already on the strong side design wise.

That half of the spots for RotJR went to memes that shilled themselves all over the thread and the other half went to friends of the DM. If you never planned for the selection process to be fair, don't run a competition that pretends to be.

I was making a joke in general numb nuts, calm down

I've already got a first draft for personality added in, I'll try to communicate a proper drive a bit better, but I think I've got a start.

>unfair process
>the DM literally made an entire second game so nobody would be left out after they brought their friends

This has been explained to you already.

People thought there was only going to be slots for 4 people, in one game.
Then it ended up being 12 people, in two games. 4 of which were friends of the GM, 3 or 4 of which were "big names". That's still 4 people who got completely out-of-nowhere and selected for the games anyway, with three times as many slots as was first assumed.

You're just salty because you didn't get in, sour-grapes bitch.

pastebin.com/zUGVAmbf

could you not

archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/52421793/#52425195

This is Rory, they talked about running this game back in the IRC channel.

Rolled 1 (1d4)

Backstory - 5/5 A well designed overall character and backstory that builds into and justifies all of her little problems, including her paranoia. It also gives her an antagonist faction hook, which is also cool.
Characterization - 4/5 This is probably personal bias, but I don't super like the 'curious and new to the world' trope, and it mixes a little oddly with her paranoia. A little work in tying her paranoia into her own curiosity about herself would bump this.
Signature System - 3/5 A rather boring signature system as its a straight boost, but it gets the job done, can't complain but would love to see something a bit more creative.
Mecha-ness - 3/5 She feels a little more like a cyber-punk character than a Mecha character, but she's compelling and the two settings can be somewhat close. I feel like trying to mecha her up anymore and she would be less interesting. Her being slightly outside the genre is her appeal in this case.

Thats it, I like Silvia quite a bit, ONWARDS

>1. Pixie
>2. Sarashi
>3. Jules
>4. Chance

Does anyone have a link to mighty quest? I need to send my app

>4 friendslots
It was only 2

So who are you? The GM? Or Disk. I bet you're Disk.

What would be better for TSS? An Initiative bonus, or, a Stealth bonus plus increased miss chance from Veiled Moon stuff, or, a Diplomacy/Bluff bonus, or, a Sleight of Hand and feint bonus (combined with sneak attack and an actionless feint trigger within a few levels)? All of them scale by level.

I can pick up the others eventually too, but I can only get one of them before level 6.

What level would be ideal for an Oracle to multiclass into Antipaladin?

I'm you, but lewder.

Some useless e-celeb I've had about enough to hear about.

It worked for Wolf and Cub he can work for me

None of the above, I'm Shizuka. I didn't even get chosen, and I know you're being a salty whiner that's just stirring shit "for fun". Grow up, get over yourself, and get on with your life. It's not healthy to dwell on the past!

REEEEEEEE, it's about ethics in /PFG/ game player selection!

app.roll20.net/forum/post/4979606/character-app

Just because birds can jump from a tall building, flap their arms and fly doesn't mean toads can.

PM HIM

Keep posting it, it annoys and a bunch of other faggots.

That just proves the DM was a faggot. But I could deal with that. He had a massive fucking boner for Corwin, Shizuka, Onryou, Etan, and Casimir(but this was probably just as a fuck stick for Onryou) months before apps were due.

The two apps that legit grind my gears are Sabouten and Arahnha. The former was literally just fucking green text that boiled down to "a prostitute that got a vision to go to Sandpoint" and the other one is a shitpost tier paragraph of Sentai memes.

What do Bon-Bon and Temeria even look like?

*sniff* Kaijitsu Sisters assemble!

>, I'm Shizuka. I didn't even get chosen,
Don't act like you didn't not get in just because of time constraints.

I never understood the problem of nepotism in /pfg/ games, it just makes sense to me that to give priority to players you can trust even if you're recruiting publicly. If I were DMing for /pfg/, I'd do it unabashedly.

>Not getting in due to time constraints
>Getting soul crushed
Pick both

Pic is Temera from a previous thread

Here's Bonbon's app: app.roll20.net/forum/post/4760286/character-apps/?pageforid=4773157#post-4773157

You're a faggot, op. A great big faggot

RIP in peace Kaijitsu Sisters.

Corwin x Shizuka would have been the cutest thing ever.

The original question was asking to dig up the past things we haven't settled on. He's just answering truthfully.

P1-X13 aka "Pixie", pilot of 'Dullahan'

>Company decides to make a psionic-super-soldier
>tank grows them, the rest of the batch dies but one lives
>train the ever-loving shit out of her, further enhance her with implants and surgeries, full on Spartan II training program level
>Gets an implant for her arm, but as she forms a personality, its a disobedient angry girl
>Drug the shit out of her to keep her docile, send that child soldier into battles to fight things
>She's pretty good at it
>One day a white mech fights her and they mecha-talk about ideals and shit I guess until she breaks free of the mental control
>Smashes everything, frees herself, experiences emotion
>Afterwards, wants to find the white mech again, joins up with the PMC to fund herself doing that

Pixie is quite obviously a character written by someone who has watched a pile of mecha, Pixie ticks all the boxes. Her backstory is solid, and justifies who she is and her motivations, as well as how she picked up her mech and everything the GM seems to want, its REALLY solid in that respect, and its solidly written to boot

However it mostly tells us about Pixie's past, and just gives us a few ideas as to who she is. Pixie is unfortunately, something that I hate, even if its justified. She's a kind of standard 'knows nothing about the world' character, and as such is a mostly blank slate, I do appreciate that her outbursts of rage and such were added to her personality, as it will likely protect her from becoming a Rei clone.

But that's just a personal taste thing.

>I never understood the problem of nepotism in /pfg/ games

People want to believe things are 100% "fair", and are salty when there's any perception they're not. We're gonna ignore the fact that the very concept of fairness (aside from simply rolling a die) is utterly asinine, since everyone has their biases.

>Her backstory is solid

>It's some magical girl snowflake
>muh white mek
>muh emo

It never happened, so it can never be spoiled! It still exists in dreams!
Yeah it was time constraints. But that still doesn't give you the right to be whiny.

Fucking and? people still slob your characters fucking dick a half goddamn year from then despite not even being in play. At least your work got appreciated on some level.

I'm salty that Priscilla is going to get a slot in TSS because a small handful of turboautists from the discord decided to overmeme her just like Rory did for himself.

Thanks, user!

>C U T E
>U
>T
>E

Rolled 2 (1d3)

Did the DM approve Elans as a race btw?

Backstory - 5/5 Pixie has everything I like to see, hints towards characterization, possible plot hooks for enemies, possible plot hooks for allies, justification for having a nearly unique machine
Characterization - 4/5 Points off for the blank-slate thing. I just find it kind of lazy characterization and something I don't really like. Its all justified and such, but I have my prejudices.
Signature System - 2/5 This is... Rather poorly written and seems to just be 'do everything you do better at some risk'. Maybe its just a wording problem. I know what its trying to get across.
Mecha-ness - 5/5 Cyber newtype girls are a classic mecha trope, and Pixie is one to a T.

See the mecha-ness part. I don't really see a 'magical girl' thing there.

Right, onwards, only three left

Maybe i'll get through them all tonight and i can stop namefagging.

>1. Sarashi
>2. Jules
>3. Chance

>At least your work got appreciated on some level.

Do I detect a hint of bitterness, user?

Have you tried not making a shit character?

Your rage gives me life!

DEUS VULT! Hiss!

>temera
Temeria is the player, you know. The character's named Cierra!

Due to unforeseen circumstances mostly beyond my control, my assessment that I'd get the next review done within a reasonable span of time has turned out to be a bold faced lie. Please wait warmly until recharging is complete. Or don't, and regale me with your creative uses of language about my work ethic. Whatever floats your boat.

>4 of which were friends of the GM, 3 or 4 of which were "big names". That's still 4 people who got completely out-of-nowhere
I'm curious who fits into which bucket, care to share your insights?

OH NO NOW DON'T YOU START

>But that still doesn't give you the right to be whiny.
Yes it does,.

Subtract your faggot ass and the cat paladin thing that also didn't get in because of time and that just leaves 2 slots.

Who said Priscilla is gonna get in, user? There's two weeks left until the app deadline: there might be newer, fresher memes cropping up soon!

I'm not shizuka's player, just a guy who's been screwed by schedules before.

...

Temeria please

Go help Wist get the eggs out of her butt and post logs

Depends on what you're going for. Oracle 1 for one of the Dex to AC revelations isn't a bad deal. Then two levels of Antipaladin (Insinuator, preferably) for CHA to saves, and depending on whether or not you want to go a more caster-heavy route, or be a martial, go Oracle or Antipaladin, respectively

Priscilla isn't a meme, she's just being shilled by a small group of loud assholes from the discord. Do you really think the discord dandies are ever going to shut up about their chosen hero?

We must fight memes with memes, user! Those are the RULES OF NATURE! (tm)

Never. Not because they don't want it to, but because it crushes the will and soul of all those that work on it.

I offered but she won't let me

I applied to a game in which the PCs were vampire hunters who had been freshly killed and turned into vampires themselves, and now had to contend with their new natures. The DM picked pretty much the worst applicants possible, save for a couple. My only solace is that the DM was probably a shitty writer and the game was dead on arrival anyway.

Would this gimp my spellcasting too much if I go back to Oracle after 2 levels of antipaladin, or should I be okay?