Warhammer 40k General /40kg/

I kek'd

well, GW is based in Nottingham. Guess in which city's past you should focus your research on?

I must ask one of my battle brothers to polish my Mace of Redemption

instructional video on how to use rhino's effectively in 8th
youtube.com/watch?v=WL2txMU50CI

Lion and Luther, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G (ay)

It's definitely not me. is not me. is.

But keep trying to force your memes I guess. Hint: if it's 3 people circlejerking, it doesn't count as a "native Veeky Forums 40k meme".

>still no sources cited

>Apotechary spent longer time healing chadmarine than me

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR! I bet he's having his geneseed pounded by Chad every night.

Hardly a forced meme when it is true

>Lionel Johnson
>Closet Homosexual
>British
>Poet
>Wrote "The Dark Angel"
>"The Rock" is a gay bar
>Men shooting hot loads into other men (plasma weapons)
>Men introducing their special geneseeds into younger men

Marines are a gay joke and DA are the biggest gay joke in 40k for decades. So stop pretending it is otherwise

How does being British count towards homosexuality? Your list is shit.

Alright fair enough then.

So to get this abortion of a thread back on-topic: what are you guys expecting they'll reveal in the live Q&A today? Last one they did had a fuckton of info.

>X person is a fag therefore everything related to them must be faggotry
Ok?
>muh rock is a gay bar
Debunked, see >they use plasma weapons not because it's the only weapon in imperial arsenal that's the best at removing power armored targets but because of muh gay projection
If this isn't retarded I don't know what is
>Men introducing their special geneseeds into younger men
Every single fucking space marine chapter does this, dumbass.

No matter how much you force your meme, it's just confirmation bias on top of retardation on top of projection.

>Genestealer-bearing hips edition
Considering that the world record for heaviest baby was 9.98kg (22 lb) and mearused 71.12 cm (28 inch)
And then also taking into account the superior genetics and added resilience of of a 4th generation genestealer hybrid.
I think it is fair to conclude that said genestealer babies would still be farely large and still totally survivable.
wouldn't want to let perfectly good broodmothers go to waste after just one birth afterall

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Disowned.

More about cute Primus Marine doing cute things.

Guesses on next Faction Focus? I heard some rumor of Imperial Knights next, which would make zero sense given we haven't seen several other factions which are much more heavily represented. I'd like Orks or Nids, but would settle for Necrons.

Being this new.

The bar closed around the 90. It was a gay bar in Nottingham.

Running joke during WWII

you're gonna eat my degenerate biomass when you make planetfall and there's nothing you can do to stop my vore fetish

Read the Adarki Aeldari one again. They specifically said Knights are next

I think CSM should have their faction focus rewritten to include more info like the other faction foci.

It's not a rumour, they straight up said it will be Imperial Knight next time in DE Faction Focus.

They updated the Dark Eldar one after it was posted and added a line about Imperial Knights being next, it's not a rumour.

Id love to have SoB focus, but Orks or Nids need love.

Also marines got squated before SoB so I can die happy

>w-what do you m-mean i need to b-b-back my proof up with sources?
Until the day you prove that there was a gay bar in Nottingham called The Rock using sources not called 1d4chan or Dakka Dakka, no one will believe you.

I want to see Nids, or tbqh, Space Marines (even though I don't play them)

I kinda want to see what the "iconic" 40k army is looking like for 8th.

No. We can kill everything with lasguns now.

>what the "iconic" 40k army is looking like for 8th.

But Primaris already got THREE articles.

They're the new iconic ones.

I'd like to see nids purely because of how garbage they've been for several editions now.
This whole dumbing down of the rules makes me anxious about what will happen to the already gutted biomorphs list

Yeah thats because you die from one bullet so theres nothing to heal if you get shot. Chadmarines can take two bullets.

Isn't it clear?

Welp, this is what I get for reading the articles right after they're posted and then not checking till the next day. Thank you for informing me!

Also: WHY? There are so many other factions which are itching to know how they operate in 8th, or how some of their gimmicks may have changed. Imperial Knights are a bunch of knights, and we already know how super-heavies, walkers and vehicles operate in 8th. What's to tell, aside from giving us random stats? I'd much rather learn about Mob Rule or Synapse, along with other changes to each of those factions that could help make them more viable. Or I'm just curious how RP/Gauss work in 8th.

This is true

I can't wait for the first Black Library book in which the Primaris are sent to rescue a failing Marine force and the Marines are just like 'so this is what everyone else always felt like'

Nothing will change for their enemies though. That'll just be the same 'its a Marine/Primaris so its better than at us at everything and will kill us' ded

GW facebook just confirmed, tomorrow's article is on Close Combat Weapons.

how can manlets even compete?

B-but my manlets....

They've got to get their pre-orders in before they let the cat out of the bag.
>protip: they can't

>inb4 all close combat weapons by default come with -1 AP on top of their standard AP value to represent close combat being more effective at armor penetration than shooting attacks

Vehicle article was also updated accordingly.

Tbh Knights will be interesting to see how tough a Knight is. With a few other stuff. But ya. I'd rather have had a different faction

Cool, here hoping my 2 Lighting Claws vanguard won't be obsoleted

>inb4 S adds native AP in melee

I'm kinda disappointed in the 8e vehicle thing.

It's definitely gonna feel like big inf over an actual vehicle, I fear. It probably wont be a problem in the actual game, but yeah.
They could have at least had some vehicles having rules to increase toughness or armour save or something directionally.

your fat ass fingers more effective than a bolter? i doubt this

>which the Primaris are sent to rescue a failing Marine force

You mean the Indominus Crusade rescuing Baal and the Blood Angels from the Tyranids?

only 1 T value and reversing means your passengers deploy further forward
though if gw has anyone with a braincell they'll just make a rule that says shooting a vehicle in the rear means you count it's T value as 1 lower than usual
but they mentioned nothing of the sort in the vehicle article

>Power Sword: S User D1 AP -1
>Power Fist: S +1 D D3 AP-2
>Power Swords now cost 35 points and Powerfists flat out double the character's cost

where is the news about the Q&A anyway?

Google the "The Rock City" Nottingham and stop being new and retardad

I said close combat "weapons" user. Stop projecting your obesity onto me.

your're entire faction is being obsoleted and you're worried about lightning claws???

The vehicle article mentions that charging effectively replaces tank shock. Between this and the restricted reserves, I'm 100% sure I'm skipping this edition.

We've already heard about the number of wounds that knights will have (20+, IIRC?) which also means they are unlikely to have more than 30 or so. Then you can assume a decent Sv and their usual Invuln for their front. Sure, we can get specifics, but we already know the gist of how tough they'll be.

We saw that the DEldar weapons certainly had a fair bit of AP, but they may have just been DEldar.

Bye cheeser, no one will miss you.

>skipping this edition
user, this is the last edition.

This isn't a gay bar at all. It's a live music venue. Do you even know what a gay bar is?

The source is the fucking people of Nottingham, including some of the GW employees.
Of course it's hard to find a source: no one just said 'oh, this place will probably close and the story behind it will disappear, I'd better take a photo, then post it on this interesting thing called the internet I heard about, I bet we'll be able to share photos with everyone on it'.

user, people have been joking about DA being gays for at least a decade. They won't stop because some faggot is butthurt on the internet - actually, I'm pretty sure most people posting right now do it BECAUSE you're butthurt. You really need to accept this.

Except Force Swords are AP -3 and Power Fists will surely be higher than that even. Stop memeing.

I'm an IG player...
But okay!

>How many guardsmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten. One to screw it in and nine corpses to reach it.

Would you rather there be Futa sisters of battle or female (male) space marines?

>hoping my 2 Lighting Claws vanguard won't be obsoleted

Hoping my Jump Pack double Plasma Pistol / Grav Pistol Vanguard vets are priced appropriately in 8e.

Well I don't think the Indomitus Crusade will be doing it specifically, seems that Crusade's just going on down in the Terran Side, but I got no doubt Primaris are gonna swoop in and save Baal yeah. Probably gonna do the same on Armageddon too since those are two of the battlefields we know are getting attention soon. After they kick Mortarion's butt of course. That will make it 2 for 2 when a Daemon Primarch finally gets a new Miniature they also lose.

It's funny to pretend GW is completely inept.

I've yet to meet a straight British guy.

Please don't use my fetishes for shitposting user

It's not happen anytime soon anw ( 5 years I assume) . So I wouldnt worry too much over it.
And I have a thing for Lighting Claws ok ?

>nine to die heroically for the emperor

Even if Primarines are costed very aggressively, we already know that their core unit (Intercessors) are going to be very restricted in both size and weaponry options, meaning regular marines will still have a role to play in 8th.

By 9th, old marines should no longer be sold and there should be no reason to have them be mechanically different entities, so you can just use your old marines and call them prima's.

>muh anecdotal evidence totally counts!!!!!!1111one1111
So many words, so little content.

And I'm not the only person who finds these forced memes obnoxious. Neither am I the only person who thinks you're full of shit and are either projecting or just desperate to find new ways to insult factions.

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>Futa sisters of battle
Illegal under Imperial Law

>female (male) space marines?
As long as they're biologically male this isn't a lore problem. But there's no way you could make a Space Marine look like a trap with all the cyber-implants, mangrit hormones and BrickMcHugeBeef brand space steroids you're pumping into them.

It has been historically a gay meeting bar.

Can you stop now. Fucking USAfags getting trigger by gay people being an inspiration for your manletmarines

sorry if you got offensed, but i really think that the golden days of cc are over, but, playing chaos, i would like to see it at least as much as you

Who else is excited for the return of tyranid warrior spam?
>but muh multiwound multihit weapons
Will no doubt be restricted in some manner, because with the new armor rules, anything that would be great against tyranid warriors, would also be equally good against Chadmarines
And if there is one thing we know consistently about GW, it's that they want to shift lots of new spame marine models.

Why don't normal Marines get the Bolt Rifle? I mean there's no reason they can't use it and its just better.

Hopefully Mort's heart is exposed so we can see the former supreme grand masters name carved into it

How do I get started with Tau?
Coming from orkz and just want as much dakka as blueberrily possible.

>USAfags
>ignoring the fact his search is Chinese

lol, I'd like to see a source on that.

You just keep digging a hole for yourself all while failing to prove that the word "The Rock" has any connection to gays or gay bars. Hell, the place isn't even called The Rock, it's called The Rock City. If GW actually intended it to be a gay reference it would have been called the latter.

If GW is smart, Warriors will also have a rule similar to the Tau Drones but in reverse that let them push off wounds onto the gaunt broods within 3".

You are the one getting trigger for 30 years of memes.

Accept the crushing reality of homosexual Dark Angels. The fucking poet page makes reference to how it inspire the Dark Angels of 40k

That would honestly be hilarious. Wonder if Voldus is gonna add any more names to it. Although its probably Guilliman who's gonna kick his ass this time.

Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Oh, right...

The fucking Spawn you get today.
Back in my day we just ate everything around us, there was an innocent and uncomplicated charm to the whole thing.
Then these Genestealer cucks come along crying "No! We have to be culturally sensitive, we need to integrate them before we consume their biomass".
Look where that has led this once great species; 'Girl on Hybrid Metamorph ' porn all over the Hivemind Network. Entitled, bitchy Patriarchs who've been raised in a society where they are the special snowflake and others take care of their problems, who then flip their shit when they learn that in the Hivemind, no one is important, you are a smaller part of a larger whole.
We need some good old fashioned Hive Tyrants to put things back on track, ones who remember that everything is food and nothing else! Make the Tyranids great again!

I am.

I'm going to buy another start collecting tyranids set so I can convert my Cthulu Hive tyrant and field MOAR WARRIORS

>DA-autist is chinese
it explains SOOO much

Lionel Johnson
The just added an ' to the name.

Embrace the fact that everyone here's going to hate you and give you shit even if you run nothing but footslogging breachers and an ethereal.
That said, start with a commander and then pick out what troops you want to run, then go from there. You have a ton of options with Tau, each shootier than the last.

Were you the one who posted this?

This thread has already reached maximum shitposting and autism potential, evac immediately.

>illegal under the imperial law
I'm sure girl cock would be considered a sanctioned improvement on the holy human form
>if the penis is feminine then it's cool
-Attributed to The Emperor, The Lectitio Divinitatus

>NOOOOOOO
>U, UR RONG
>EXCEPT MY FORCED MEMES OR ELSE
I don't think there's a psychological complex capable of describing how insanely desperate and stupid you are and look.

See So because he's a gay man therefore everything relating to him must be about fags. Good job.