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>stat me
cancer/10

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Bluto spotted

Strength: Yes

I run a small weekly newspaper.

We print two comics each week.

One of them is Popeye.

Some stat me threads are cancer made for edgelords.

This is not one of them.
This is a good stat me thread.

original muscle wizard/10

user, that's the exact reply I was looking for, and I cannot thank you enough

I'm too lazy to do the math on calculating the force necessary to move the moon. What was he standing on when he lifted the Earth?

He juggled planets. He might as well have infinite strength.

But that's no fun. I WANT to do the math.

Well, as mentioned.

Strength: Yes.

Oh, and OP? Special Ability: Eat Spinach. Increase all stats by.....yes.

His bigest feat is propobly sending a material body into light-speed with one punch

Cartoon physics really do make no sense.

I guess his strength is infinite.

wellll, in theory this would be possible. Of course the body would desintegrate within seconds and the whole proces would probobly destroy the planet

STR 8
DEX 7
AGI 8
CON 8
INT 6
WIL 9
POD 8
PER 9
Level 2 freelance
Severe addiction: Spinach, smoking
General secondaries
Special: For 1 minute after eating spinach any roll is considered to have resulted in 440 ignore any bonuses, negatives or dice rolled, all stats are considered 20 and his gnosis is 20, can attack energy and is infatigable and to have zen.

Also is considered to have existential barrier of 1p of damage and his base damage becomes 440 untyped and ignores armor this attack can instead cause a physical resistance to do any effect defined on the ki special effect table or narrative effect, save is equal to damage done.

>Juggles planets
>STR 8

>Not reading the special ability
user...

So now the real question is
What is Bluto statted at to be able to survive that......special.

There is no rules for non-lethal damage in anima, people assume you can decide not to murder people when hitting them.

He mostly uses special abilities on him.

Popeye the Sailor Man
High Concept: Two-fisted Seaman
Trouble: Kissed by the Wiffle Hen
Aspects: Strong to the Finisch (`Cause I eats me spinach)
Mumbling motormouth
I yam what I yam
The Notorious Cyclops of the High Seas
Skills
4 - Fighting
3 - Physique, Athletics
2 - Provoke, Drive (boat), Will
1 - Lore, Notice, Empathy, Rapport

Popeye the sailor man
3URG
Legendary Creature, Human Spellshaper

GGG: Popeye gains haste, double strike, trample, indestructible and hexproof until the end of turn

GGGGGG: Popeye gains "each opponents creature is shuffled into their library" until the end of turn

4/4

Here's an attempt to draft him up in URealms. Just reflavor the Swashbuckler and Buccaneer skills as being with spinach.

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