Much ado about summoning rituals

What is required to summon a demon into your service? We all know that circles are required. But other things are needed.


Sacrifices are typically mentioned. Do you need Virgin's blood? Your blood? A freshly baked pastry?

Generally, I see the sacrifice in and of itself to not be important, but the willingness of the offering. To show how far you are willing to go to achieve what you want. So, while the standard is often blood, depending on what you are calling, it can anything of great personal worth or value, as long as it is actually a sacrifice, and not just lip service.

Also, thiccubus.

Thiccubus is best -cubus.

Also, from what I've seen of "real" rituals of summoning, what a lot of them seem to require is specific tools. The ritual of summoning by itself may be very simple an undramatic, like "go to a crossroads at midnight, put on this talisman and call for a demon to appear (but make sure you remember to specify that said demon must obey you and should come in a form that doesn't drive you mad from looking at it)". But the way to create the talisman you need for the ritual is a very complex process with multiple steaps, that often does require some form of sacrifice (such a killing an animal and burying the remains in a specific spot for a specific time, then digging them up and using them in another step of the ritual), and if you screw up at any point the whole thing fails and you have to start at the beginning.

The Type of ritual also is altered by the *Kind* of creature you need to summon.

A Succubus is more likely to be summoned from a sacrificed porn collection, as opposed to three philly cheese steak combo meals.

Though that depends on the state of hell and if they've done any down sizing lately.

Two twigs and a fresh egg

Chicken and goats are actually demonic creatures. You summon a stronger demon by slautering their kin and control one by threatening to slay more.

A good summoner should keep two to three live chicken hostages on his person at all times to protect himself from retaliatory demons.

Could have sworn that geese were demonic.

This is why you never use a hamburger as a summoning catalyst

>Do you need Virgin's blood? Your blood?

They're one and the same, so...

Based on the pictures in this thread it would seem to me a lot of succubi do answer to summons when offered a three philly steak combo meal.

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I've got 3 basic models, depending on setting and mood.

>1. Ask nicely/bribery
Summoning is easy if you attract the attention of a demonic entity. Controlling the entity is harder. This is basically the 40k method, and it means shitty peasant cults can actually pose a threat if the leader decides to throw the dead-man switch and summon the infernal hordes.

>2. Make a great sacrifice
Give up something important to you. This is the Berserk style, essentially. Lose your friends, lose your wealth, lose your voice, whatever.

>3. Ritual.
There's a particular pattern of actions that allows you to communicate with demonic entities. The pattern might not even be difficult, dangerous or costly, but it is specific.

>sacrifices are typically mentioned. Do you need Virgin's blood? Your blood? A freshly baked pastry?

I prefer to go the Greek route of thyesthai. You slaughter an animal, such as a sheep, goat, or cow, and burn part of it's flesh to ash along with hymns and prayers. This is the god's portion. The rest of the animal is barbecued and consumed by the worshipers, therefore sharing a meal with the god.

Just do the same thing but use extra spicy sauce and sing your hymns to lord of the demon in question.

>Ha! Foolish mortal, all you have to offer me is this feast? I suppose you see this as a dinner date, then? Wait until you see what else I eat on the first date.
>Again you summon me, and present me with... cakes? A sinful cavalcade of devil's food, truly you are a soul of wit and taste.
>Foolish-- oh, you again. Do you have any gems or magic items yet? I can't take food for payment forever. Oh my hell, are those truffles? And what's the vintage on that wine? Ohhhh these are going to go straight to my horns...
>Nnnff, foolish mortal, why do you keep doing this? I swear I will not answer your summons if you keep this up. But that smoked ham does smell good. This is the last time!
>... what do you have? Fuck it, I'll take it. Feed me daddy.

Finding something SFW for this post was fucking impossible.

Most of those are fat, not "thicc"

Shoo

welcome to the thicc meme

>that filename

Thank you, im here all eternity

Summoning rituals should be specific to the demon in question. With unfinished ones being an open call to any demon nearby.

The unfinished ritual is obviously risky because who knows if you can contain the demon you summon at random.


But its often the way you find out their personal summoning ritual. Which may or may not include a sacrifice of a Philly cheese steak or three. .

man, Grim had such a great laugh, I can still hear it.

Of the demons are based off Hebrew stuff then a cheesesteak WOULD help 100% of the time

Why is that?

Because eating milk and meat together is against jewish law.

Oh.

Why is that?

It is considered cruel to boil a calf in its mother's milk, therefore it was spun into broader law to not mix meat and dairy. Few exceptions, deemed parv, include fish.

Most of Jewish dietary law spun out of necessity to be honesty. In the desert as nomads you couldn't reliably cook pork hot enough to make it safe to eat which is why it also is haram in Islam.

And shellfish, well those are just often rife with parasites.

Instead of inscribing it on the floor in ink or bloody, you make the summoning circle atop a large many tiered cake from which your thiccubus or fatcubus emerges.

Messy hedonistic fun.

>adventurers storm into the cultists' lair, kill a bunch of cultists and stop the ritual
>The cult leader shows up during the bloodbath
>Aw, the old succubus in the birthday cake, you guys think of everything

First thing that comes to mind is some guy who keeps summoning a succubus using food/wine/jewelry and instead of doing any evil she just acts like a VERY high maintenance girlfriend making him take her on dates (and usually ordering far more than he does, doesn't get much thiccer than though that's just cause it's how I like them), buying her stuff until he's borderline bankrupt, obeying her every whim, and generally keeping him wrapped around her finger as she makes him devote all his time and money on her

Only she actually does "love" him, or as close to love as she can (Not that demons can't love, she's just a HUGE bitch), seeing him as the the perfect minion/boyfriend for her, he's utterly devoted to her, practically worships the ground she walks on (to say nothing of him worshiping that ass of hers when she wants him to go down on her), what he lack in endowments he makes up for in enthusiasm and besides, he keeps summoning her so he must like how she treats him

>doesn't get much thicker...

Probably her using her powers to hide her figure

Like I said, that's my tastes, that pic is perfectly thicc without being fat

Though given succubutts are usually shapeshifters to some degree there's a nonzero chance she's only getting thicc cause she knows you like it, with someone who liked skinny bitches she'd immediately become a twig