Hello again, fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls! It's Match Day 5 of the 2017 Spring Babby Cup!
>What the fuck is this?
A virtual divegrass tournament run in Pro Evolution Soccer and streamed for the enjoyment of anons everywhere.
>Why the fuck should I care?
Dank memes, top bants, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load. For more info see implyingrigged.info
All right, Veeky Forums. I'll level with you. We're playing /b/ today (20:20 UTC, 4:20pm EDT). Win and we're promoted back to the Summer Elite Cup. There's some other maths involved where we don't advance but also avoid relegation but I'll spare you the long spiel right now if you promise to get off your behinds and root for the boyz in blue. We need every one of you neck/legbeards WAAAAAAAAAGHIN' as hard as you can. Deal? Deal.
We have a discord server set up for all things Veeky Forums Cup-related. So pop in if you want to talk about the team or just anything in general. discord.gg/011qOR7qt0vo3Siiv
See pic related for stream link.
Noah Hughes
IN OTHER NEWS FROM AROUND THE CUP:
/co/ confirmed themselves advancing last Sunday night with a 2-1 win in the /co/ck/ Bowl. We only need to win to have a full FLGS reunion in Summer.
/k/ unfortunately went down 4-5 against /lgbt/ in what many are calling Game of the Tournament so far.
And, in group B, /mlp/ are facing relegation today, unless they can overcome a somewhat misfiring Veeky Forums (19:00 UTC, 3pm EDT).
Jace Ross
Good luck today boys
Lucas Green
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Eli Howard
How are /m/ and /toy/ doing if /co/ is down?
Jack Perry
/m/ and /toy/ are already Elite. They're waiting for us to catch up.
Gabriel Taylor
Thanks Hope Corgi.
Liam Jackson
/n/ vs Veeky Forums up next, then Veeky Forums vs /mlp/.
Easton Anderson
Well Veeky Forums are getting executed
Luis Moore
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Kayden Turner
Time for the relegation battle between Veeky Forums and /mlp/.
Brayden Cruz
/mlp/ got BTFO
Jacob Bell
All is well.
Charles Nguyen
Ok, /f/ vs Veeky Forums now. Then we're up.
Isaac Cooper
Good
Carter Garcia
C'mon boys!
Adrian Myers
Tankred endures!
Josiah Kelly
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Chase Bell
THE TIME HAS COME
Lucas Hernandez
ALL RIGHT! ERE WE GO! ERE WE GO!
James White
Now the hour is upon us.
Leo Diaz
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Aaron Robinson
Emperor! Preserve us!
Logan Price
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Tyler Rogers
Thanks Doc
Charles Gray
I pray for great glory and a return to the elite.
Jayden Perez
Thanks Doc
Christopher Harris
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Jayden Davis
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Austin Brown
GET DA BOYZ ERE WE GO
Logan Perez
WOOOO EMPRAH IN RED! HES GOIN FAST BOYZ
Aaron Thomas
Can Ribbon join the team yet?
Easton Collins
Lets see a big win
Blake Long
Vote for it when the chance comes and we'll see.
Kayden White
suggest it next time the roster poll comes around. maybe it will get voted for.
Ethan Ramirez
I'm ok with this.
Asher Williams
No.
Ryder Cox
AKUR AKIR AKAM SHOUT IT WITH ME!
Connor Kelly
AKUR AKIR AKAM!
Caleb Myers
Shit i'm getting flashbacks.
Nicholas Sanders
Come back? please be a comeback?
John Foster
ALL HAIL THE WIZARD
Ethan Powell
beware the wizard
Dylan Taylor
BEHOLD THE WIZARD!
Lincoln Taylor
BEWARE HIS POOOOOOOOOWERS!
Jayden Nelson
LOS MAGOS DEL TIEMPOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lincoln Wright
UNSPEAKABLE POOOOOOOOWERS!
Charles Watson
nice try bolas but that was unlikely to happen.
Nathaniel Gray
THE EMPRAH PROTECTS
Veeky Forums ON THE CLIMB
WE'RE NOT OUT YET, BOOOOOYS
Lincoln Rodriguez
PRAISE THE EMPEROR!
Mason King
THE EMPRAH PROTECTS
Cooper Richardson
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
Hudson Johnson
call the crusades
Wyatt Collins
For the Emprah! The Emprah protects!
Justin Turner
ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR! TO GLORY!
David Thompson
FUCK GIRLYMAN I WANT THIS GUY BACK IN CHARGE
Charles Young
PRAISE THE EMPRAH
Luis Clark
I love that Friend Computer was directly behind the /b/ goal, reminding Veeky Forums of their obligations
Henry Rodriguez
BEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE THESE FUCKING WIZARD SHENANIGANS
Jace Bennett
THE WIIZZAARRDD! BEHOLD HIS MIGHTY POWER!!!
Thomas Mitchell
LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE!
Chase Edwards
when the spell has rebound!
Nicholas Cox
WIZARDS!
NO SENSE OF NOT SCORING GOALS!
Jacob Sanchez
The Wizard is unstoppable!
Evan Brown
Just as planned by Bolas.
Charles Miller
TANKERD ENDURES!
Ethan Cox
COOOCAAAAIIIINE
Jaxson Brooks
ERA PENAL
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
DOOMRIDER IS OUR NIGERIAN
Logan Cook
cocaine!!!
Cooper Barnes
THE RIDER! /b/ GET FUCKED!
Jose Harris
DOOOOM RIDER
Gabriel Cooper
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Caleb Howard
MY HEART HAS BEEN FULLY KICKSTARTED!
Dominic Clark
Lets go for a Record!
Wyatt Jenkins
I just got here and all I have to so is hell ya.
Cooper Miller
Grognard has been working his heart out this game!
Owen Rodriguez
OLD MAN WIDE to bad but that was a great try.
Xavier Gray
Gentlemen, we have officially raped /b/
Brandon Cruz
WE DID IT
Henry Mitchell
The Veeky Forums Renaissance is upon us!
Jaxon Hernandez
FLGS is back together in Elite. Congratulations, guys.
PRAISE THE FUCKING EMPEROR
-A /m/an
Luke Scott
WE ELITES BOYS
>/pol/ in fetus >/mlp/ in fetus >/a/ might be fetus'd but not in elites >all of /flgs/ in elite
BEST TIMELINE, PRAISE BE TO THE EMPEROR.
Bentley Anderson
May we all remain there for a long time.
Carter Bailey
This is the best timeline i'm 200% happy.
Ryder Hernandez
It's like Warhammer Wednesday all over again.
Matthew Jones
Praise the emperor
Aiden Brown
I'm so happy. I think it's rare that we play badly, but for once, we did all the right things and they actually paid off.
Congrats to the managers, it feels good to see the lads in elite again.
Adam Hernandez
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Brody Green
Aw yes, we fucking did it.
We're in summer, along with all other FLGS teams and all vidya boards. Looking like a pretty nice cup.
Especially with the /mlp/ and /pol/ in fetus.
Chase Carter
See you on the battlefield, brother. This summer will be glorious.
Jeremiah Perez
Congrats lads, we can't wait to see you in the elites with us.
Eli Morales
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Benjamin Rogers
That was fun. Los magos del tiempo was awesome
Sebastian Robinson
Adding to this, good job to current manager Lazyturd and our dedicated testing team.
If anyone wants to help us get further in the knockouts and make a good showing in Summer, feel free to drop into the Discord and ask about testing or making aesthetics.
Alexander Morris
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Ethan Morris
CLEANSE, PURGE, KILL!
Congratulations to Lazyturd, and the other testers, this is about as good as it's gonna get!
Elijah White
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Samuel Fisher
/d/ here,
Welcome back to the Elites Veeky Forums. We missed you.
Ian Ramirez
This truly is the best timeline >15 passes the check