Warhammer 40,000 general /40kg/

Your daily reminder that this is how Duncan started out. Look at it. LOOK. AT. IT.

If you can do better than this, then you too can learn to not be shit.

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mega.nz/#F!z4wmmJyR!jTfwLczhdFjV0q6nowtGag!qgZhmAhK
link is kill

Is this the 40k version of "and his name was Albert Einstein"?

xth for FEMALE SPACE WOOFS

PRIMARIS SPACE WOOFS

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discord.gg/mjZcYAN

Discord channel going for this general.

I mean it was from the Warhammer Community blog so at least GW started it.

Rough Riders. Also models for them. On motorcycles.

Fuck. Me.

You would've done better if you had just taken a giant shit on the model. At least then you could pretend it was a Nurgle Chaos Knight or something.

As a Thousand Sons player I want to lewd the female Space Woofs.

this loadout

It's a moot point now as I can't find the page ref, but if a psyker attached to a unit casts a witchfire at a unit, is the unit forced to fire at that enemy unit in the following shooting phase, or is it free to chose another target?

That looks so cool.

It's WIP.

No, psykers basically have splitfire.

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So is you ultimate goal to have them done up as Christmas ornaments? What the fuck is with those colors?

Is it me, or does those only have models in deathwatch overkill ?
Does this mean that I'll have to scratchbuild them if I don't want to pay for that box ?

I'd like having more than one HQ option again

I did a homebrew for 7th to revise Overwatch, because I felt that the 8th ed "only half your army may reserve" is a heavy-handed bandaid that doesn't actually fix the problems with Deepstrike/alphastrike armies. These rules would replace both Overwatch and Interceptor. Lemme know your thoughts.

Any unit in 40k can Overwatch unless specifically noted otherwise. A unit that forfeits shooting, running/flat-outing, or charging may enter Overwatch; Overwatch lasts until the start of your next turn if it's otherwise unused.

During the opponent's turn (meaning Overwatch attacks cannot trigger counter-Overwatch attacks), when an enemy unit wishes to shoot, charge, or manifest a Malediction/Witchfire, the Overwatching unit may immediately interrupt the opponent's game turn to shoot that, provided the enemy unit either:

A) Is within 12" of the Overwatching unit.
B) Is targeting or would otherwise affect either the Overwatching unit, or a friendly unit within 6" of the Overwatching Unit. (This means even non-targeted powers like Beams and Novas would trigger Overwatch.

Overwatch is resolved at -1 BS to a minimum of BS 1, and is based on the movement you took in your previous turn. Flamers are treated as normal, or they have the option to perform Wall of Death against units charging the Overwatching Unit, which is modified as follows:
-Wall of Death does D6 hits, but may only remove models within 12" of the flamer.

Any abilities dealing with Interceptor, improved Overwatch BS, Grim Resolve, Supporting Fire, etc, are replaced with the following USR:

Sentinel: Ignore the -1 BS penalty to Overwatch.

I feel the system is simple enough (more streamlined than 2e's "overwatch past the blind grenade" stalemates that could occur) and promotes combined arms support. Plus there are some cute tricks that you can still do with it, like conga-lining a Guard blob up the field, with Wyverns on overwatch to protect the advance as an abstraction of rolling barrage tactics 101.

Post models you love for armies(or games) you don't play.

I'm racking my brain for ways I can incorporate the Iron Circle into my 40k space marine army. Contemptor dreadnought count-as maybe?

Also plastics please.

Reposting because I'm proud of it.

Open on:
>two male guardsmen standing in a "bunker" (a gray room with some barrels, an old couch and a cot or two).
>A female commissar comes in and tells them they have to defend the bunker from a chaos invasion.
>They all stand around and make 40k puns for about ten minutes.
>The two guardsmen DP the commissar.
>After changing positions about three times the invasion starts.
>A woman in horrifying daemonette make-up comes in.
>Commissar says they have to defend the imperium at any cost.
>They all start fucking.
>Final scene is the guardsmen cumming on the commissars and daemonettes faces.
>Guardsmen say "Another Imperial victory" and high five.
>Movie ends.

here, and I'm not the guy who shared those.
Just saying that you sound anal as hell, bashing on someone who's models aren't even finished. Take your chillpills before posting, damnit.

Edit: replace "or" with "and". So you could move-and-overwatch, but not shoot-overwatch, overwatch-charge, etc.

Sounds like a retarded 40k version of that one Sasha Grey movie.

I like it.

I thought as much. Where in the rulebook can I find that? Because in the witchfire section, it says the Psyker many fire at another target, but the guy I was playing insisted that RaW that meant the Psyker could fire at something different, but not the Psyker's unit.

I probably lost the game because of that, because according to him it meant my meltaguns couldn't fire at his land raider, which would have cracked it open and let me kill his terminators which are currently ripping through my artillery platoon.

Maybe Chaos ogryn?

>master of ordnance
>tank commanders without mandatory second leman, maybe indep or update for bs4
>more options for veterans
>buff literally every named character except for pask and yarrick
>storm troopers
>give wyrdvane psykers back weaken resolve
>ratlings, ogryns, riders
>deathstrike

Where'd you get that horse model? It looks pretty good.

Fuck that, I'd have packed up my models and bumped him on the way out.

these orks and the command barge

Restock comes in early to mid June based on email from GW customer support. Coincides with 8th edition release, AND Drazhar has been mentioned every time DE have.

The odds look good.

Daemon prince with the Fleshmetal Exoskeleton and whatever other artifacts you feel like.

A Domitar is way too big and awesome for that.

Warhammer Fantasy Woodelves.

Love her new model.

I wish Orks got a huge land battleship, kinda like the grot megatank but bigger.

I really do love most Necron models. That bare bones minimalist aesthetic just clicks with me.

Psychic powers are independent of the unit you shoot at, or whether you even shoot in the following phase.

It's legit for a Biker Psyker to move 12, cast Psychic Shriek, then turbo 12.

I'm personally cool with it, because such move-shoot-move mechanics shouldn't be Tau-only or Eldar-only.

I'd like to convert some of these if I ever have some spare sentinels.

>Domitar is way too big and awesome for that.
I think that was just the model he liked and was thinking of using them as chaos ogryn.

>Remembering who the real heroes are edition
This

Ah, ok.
Silly me didn't see the image.

The purge?

B-But the Imperial Guards have nothing to do with the Dark Angels

Imperial Guard are into cuckold porn which makes them gay by proxy.

s i x f u c k i n g m e g a b y t e s

So fluffwise, what units would be in a stereotypical EC warband, beyond Noise Marines?

After rushing through Dawn of War 2 and starting on the Chaos Rising expansion, I almost want to start a Blood Ravens force.

Noise Dreadnoughts, close combat veterans, sex slave Chaos Spawns.

What would it be like to fuck a chaos spawn?

and the roadies for the noise maries of course.

Fuck off with your le epicc meme videos.

Post actual duncan or dont post at all.

Kakophoni, Joynound, Dark Apothecaries and Sonic Dreadnoghts.

extremely painful

Got it, Space Yiff player is full of shit.

No surprise there. He also reckoned that the Aegis Defence line only worked if you were within 2 inches of it.

Chaotic.

Tbh, a lot of D/Eldar pieces still need plastics (i.e. all the Aspect Warriors)

Plus cultist groupies
Of all sexes

it would be just like my japanese anime

Dark Angels, because they are fucking gay.

kek

toothy, slimy, hot, toothy. In that order. And not "hot", just plain extremely warm.

and then comes the STD's

Bikers, Chosen, Chaos Spawn, Cultists, maybe a Sonic Dread or Helbrute or two.

>when GW forgets to make the new unit overpowered so people will buy the model

>when GW charges someone to make rules for an army they hate.
>twice

Oh ? Good choice, brother.
Nice post, by the way. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it...

>this nigga

I laughed. That was quick.

[spoilers]Nail. Down. EVERYTHING.

they done stole my spoiler tag!

you fucked it user

>When GW charges someone to write his hated faction's most important figure
>3 times

chaos are CUTE

>screwed up spoiler tag

Yes

>4 times!

Ok I'm lost how many times did GW fuck up nids since 3rd?

C U T E

>jobbing intensifies
I was not okay with the swarmlord rewrites

Thats some world of warcraft female night elf looking stuff.

So, so sexy and so, so useless. Admech is possibly the most balanced army in the entire game, but there are outliers. WarConvo is a bit too good, these guys and their cousins are totally useless. Seriously, more than a Chaos Marine with a couple toys for a Vet Guardsman with a +1S Tazer Shotgun? I've never even heard of someone running them for fun or looks, and our meta has people who honestly think the Stompa is overpowered.

I'm pretty sure Genestealer spam was still fairly powerful in 4th. Not sure about 5th onwards though.

>was literally the most powerful and feared non-Primarch or above being in the setting
>now literally not worth bringing up

Those guys are one of the clear example that show GW has no idea how their game works if you ask me.

Which sucks because they're potentially so cool. Honestly I enjoy AdMech but I often feel forced into WarCon because otherwise the army gets so expensive and is so fragile otherwise.

swarmlord vs fulgrim
who win?

>thinking those models look good

Marneus Calgar.

It was actually mentioned that Sergeant Harker will be very good. For some reason, no idea.

no