/cyoag/ CYOA General

Pretty sure the dying kitsune was kit. Also, there was another CYOA from him that started at the funeral of that kitsune.

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Oh is that the one where you're getting magical powers or something?

All of them.

The positive and fun ones, because they're not real and I can't shake the belief that even if they were, I wouldn't be allowed to enjoy them, because whatever power controls existence has declared me to be worthy only of rejection and ridicule.

The negative and depressing ones, because they make me think that's the fate that's been chosen for me.

The cute ones, because cute and happy things make me want to cry.

The ones that are intended to be tragic, because I believe my subhuman status means I'm not allowed to have the human experience of sharing the sorrow and reflecting on it.

It's pretty fucked up when every time you start feeling something, you're also judging whether or not your feelings would be respected, as if you were a character in a movie and you're trying to figure out if the audience would support you and empathize with you, or laugh at your emotions because you're the designated "loser" character who's supposed to serve as an acceptable target for mockery and whose suffering is played for laughs.

Does anyone have that meta cyoa that allows you too combine two different cyoas?

Haven't been able to work on it much, but the first page is done!
Any edit suggestions? Next page is gonna be crew mates/waifus
Crew members, including you, take up one slot for cargo and crew capacity, What? They have stuff too. and if you have leftover cargo space you can pick from an items list.

You do realize achilles cried like a bitch to his mom because they took his girl whom he took as a spoil of war, right?

And he's the protagonist of the oldest written work of western civilization. I'm sure someone will respect your emotions.

*nods respectfully towards your emotions*

>pick loli waifu
>shove her in a cupboard to save space

Yes I guess? I don't remember the details... I guess you met the niece of the kitsune and she gives you a wish or something.

Fucking lol.
I'm half tempted to allow it.

this one. probably because i can so clearly see the ending.

It's a bit personal, so I'd rather not share. Good CYOA though.
Speaking of.

>Time: Overnight
Just long enough.

>Staying: Bed and Breakfast
A wonderful place.

>Activities: Go Clamming, Cook Together
It would be nice to have them fresh.

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reminder to never reply to SDA

Don't bully. SDAs have feelings too.

But I like SDA.

Weekend Trip

Bed and Breakfast

Go on a Picnic
Rent a Movie
Go Clamming
Rest Together

Go get a drink

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How many DSAs would it take to beat an SDA?

Zero. Anyone can beat SDA

No they don't

Nice try SDA

You need two tanks for tank swaps, no more than two healers, and I'd recommend the rest as DPS to meet those DPS checks.

Age Gap
>4-6

Blood Relations
>Cousin
I was leaning towards family friend, but without incest it wouldn't make sense for any of the sexual tension to exist in this way.

Title
>Aniki/Aniki

Relationship
>Friendly
>Lustful
Me and my imouto get along really well and we have lots of fun playing around, but sometimes we like to have starring fights, and sometimes she gets way too close to my face during them.

Personality
>Genki
>Tomboy
>Clingy
>Kind
>Nurturing
>Territorial
She's my sweet imouto who just wants to protect and play with her aniki. We share a lot of the same hobbies and she likes to take up things that I like.

Physical Habits
>Head Patting
>Hugging
>Sleeping
Just innocent family bonding actives

Hangouts
>The Park
>Indoors
>Anywhere
As long as we're together anything is fine, but because of our hobbies we tend to stay indoors or adventure.
Physical Features
>Height: Similar
>Breasts: Regular
She has slightly small breasts, but she's not flat
>Facial Aspect: Cute
>Butt and Hips: Regular
>Physique: Normal
>Skin Tone: Fair
>Clothing: Unladylike

Desire
>To Be with You

Why does my imouto need a disability to have underwear?

10+ Years
Family Friend
Public Onii-chan, private First Name
Friendly, Lustful
Autistic, Clingy, Pure, Genius, Childish, Kind, Submissive
Handholding, Hugging, Kissing
Mall Center, The Theaters, Theme Park, Indoors
Shorter, Flat, Cute, Narrow, Scrawny, Pale, Unorthodox
To Be With You
Foreign, Dropped, Sickly
Printed
Glasses, Good Smile
Elf

>That spoiler
They will have them, user, it's just you get the chance to choose for them!

>tfw you want to reply to a post, but then you see that SDA made it

i think salted potatoes is a pretty cool guy
eh kills waifus and doesnt afraid of anything

SDA is the last holdover from when this place was decent. He's like roman ruins, he's precious and most be preserved.

Update when?

The only one that's real.

It's scheduled after Necromancer update.

>tfw your sweet adorable imouto will never have friends
>tfw you're the only person she has who cares for her
>tfw you will never get to fuck her slutty bff behind her back

Scientist is my senpai here, actually.

I think it's better this way, it really hammers home the desperation and contempt felt by most who browse these threads.

I'm going to buy my sister all kinds of cute underwears. Suck on that, CYOA.

Is scientist still here? I thought he left after the last necromancer update.

This one.

You know what we need? A MtG waifu cyoa like the Picking-A-Goddess one with Elesh Norn as one of the options

>desperation and contempt
How does her not having friends do that? Do you mean that most here would prefer she didn't have friends because we would be jealous?

He's active on the Discord and pops in from time to time. I don't think he's working on anything currently though.

anons want yandere because they are yandere themselves

its actually a lot more sad than the names imply

Age Difference
>1-3 Years
7-9 Years

Blood Relations
>Adopted

Title
>Aniki
I love tomboys to a fault.

Relationship
>Friendly
>Lustful
Let's be honest. One of these options is mandatory so we can only choose one.

Personality Traits
>Tomboy
>Kind
>Mature
>Genius
>Gloomy
>Popular

Physical Habits
>Sleeping
>Waking Up
This is actually really handy since I always sleep in
>Head Patting
Another mandatory choice.

Hangouts
>Indoors
>Gymnasium
Motivation is easier with others, so another problem of mine solved
>Outdoors
I may like indoors better, but nothing beats walks through the foggy hills.

Physical Features
>Shorter
Kinda have to since age I choose
>Flat
See above
>Cute
>Thick
She's been doing her squats
>Normal
>Tanned
>Unladylike
I fuckin love tomboys

Desire
>To Be With You
>To Shape You Up

Anyone else really hard right now?

Months ago some user posted this wip
Does anyone know if any progress has been made on it?

The ancient Greeks were very different. In the Odyssey even the manliest men cry at the drop of a hat. Nowadays they would be considered crybabies and bullied mercilessly.

And one thing to realize about mythological figures is that they are often given allowances that wouldn't actually apply to the people who believed in them. Much of Achilles' behavior, especially dragging Hector's body around in his chariot, was considered taboo. Another example is when Thor dressed up as a woman to get his hammer back. In real life crossdressing resulted in basically the greatest dishonor available to Norsemen, but as a mythical character it basically gets played for laughs and Thor remains the paragon of noble manliness.

The point being that yes, there will certainly be someone out there who respects that user's feelings, but that is no help if he can't find them. Because in that case he's left to the mercies of a culture that doesn't accept his emotions as valid.

t. pedantic pessimist

What "we" need is for you to turn the CYOA ideas you have into reality instead of just musing about them uselessly.

I am almost absolutely positive that was never completed. Sorry, user.

But user that'd require actual effort and work.

Which is no different from all the CYOAs you find here in the first place. They all take work. The point is that nobody can make YOUR idea into reality as well as you can yourself, so you better get on it already if you want it to ever exist. We all do this shit because we want to, nobody is getting paid here.

" I'm gonna complain about people not doing menial, boring work to make pretty CYOAs while not doing menial, boring work to make pretty CYOAs because I am a fucking idiot. "
Get off your high horse you fucking autist

No, I'm gonna remind you that everything made here was made by someone exactly like you. Because you keep forgetting it and think this is a pro video game studio or something that you can just whine at, I don't know.

The top 3 are Emps then Eldar, and then orks.

Become chaos god and fight for the Emperor of Mankind.

All the CYOAS were made by someone who cares enough to actually make a CYOA. You can't expect people to do things just because they can. Sure, i've got ideas, but i'm not gonna put them in motion just because some faggot online will get pissy if I don't.

The world doesn't pander to you. People won't be your private CYOA making army just because you want them to, you raging autist.

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>You can't expect people to do things just because they can.
Yes I can.

>Sure, i've got ideas, but i'm not gonna put them in motion just because some faggot online will get pissy if I don't.
I don't give a fuck if you do it m8, I'm telling you you are the ONLY person who can make what you're WHINING about not having.

For some idiotic reason you think just wanting to have something is a valid reason to whine. Please fucking stop, nobody wants to listen to you. It probably comes from how professional studios actually listen to destructive wankers like you because you actually pay them - but you aren't paying anyone here, so put up of fuck off.

Autism within the first 60 posts.
Is that a /cyoag/ record?

No

When did you come here, two days ago?

congratulations on making me cringe

If you care enough to make a post demanding someone make a CYOA for you then you should also care enough to make it yourself.

Is what I think he was saying.

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I already knew you were a clueless child, no need to say it again.

Not actually the whole point, more like only half of it. But sure, not like they'd understand if I explain it again.

you really aren't helping your case

That's nice? Please cringe as much or as little as you want, user.

Notta crap tonne of progress done since last time, mates, but I'm still working.

So when I'm working on redoing the Blackrock School CYOA I posted the other day to clean it up a bit, after that I might start on my projects for next weekend.

I'm tinking with the idea of a CYOA where you're a long suffering cultist who has to deal with both the demands of your god/demon/eldritch abomination and your stupid fellow cultists. What are some fun entities to have in charge? I'm having the Yellow King be one for sure.

Creator seems pretty sweet. It'd be nice to know you could be a successful novelist or artist just so long as you put in the time.

>See CYOA
>Never actually play it, some parts of the setting feel slightly loose compared to the rest of it, like the apparition.
>Some of the cooler paranormal things remain unexplained in a tasteful way, but with no clues as to how extrapolate them
>Still wonderful
>Why best settings seem to be nobledark and descendants? (argueably comfydark is, seeing the figures populating the appartment building) Is it the contrast and familiarity, as if making the darkness around us more defined?
>Suggest "farewell" track to the author as the CYOA's theme
>Start having a few related dreams that can't remember fully, just some fragments.
>Remember something from it, there was a reason why you arrived and why the suits want you out. It was nothing as grandiose as finding the truth behind everything; as far as you know, it could have been turning the leaky faucet of 3-8 on the exact second 56 after the ghost jumped on unremarkable day 264. But whatever it is, when done, would be given back to you somehow by the thousand, whatever stupid or important task, or whisper, or even just looking like a previous tenant, maybe all those things, but your life would have purpose on a scale, in an order sphere vastly beyond your wildest dreams. The building had soul and purpose as bulwark and containment of all things that weren't, and for all its beauty and terrifying wonders, it was running out of time. It needed you.
>The funny thing: Do you remember how you always say there's this documentary that you'd like to watch but you never do because there's always work or study, and the channel on cable or the show's website somehow is always hard to remember? Like one of those local college cultural tv stations, struggling with budget cuts? It's like that, except you want to watch it harder and it's also harder to find or remember.

>The show tries to communicate with its viewer, it throws sequences of numbers hidden in the pictures, images with locations and bookpages of the ancient past, images hidden in sound clips, sounds hidden within lines of subtitles in every possible language, everything is a code. In that code there are references to a videotape from the blockbuster, needed to solve the mystery, damaged beyond normal repair. And if you could see the danger coming in the indoor livestream, or through the walls, or below the floors you would notice that the program changes tone to more dramatic sudden scenes that scare you and don't seem to make sense, although sometimes you can crack the most important parts of the code, run, prepare, or try to hide. Asking the messages on the wall about it would make them instantly ultra hostile, and then silent for days, just lurking inside your tea leaves or written so small that you'd need a magnifying glass just to see them, let alone make sense out of them. The normal stall messages would be more useful, as would the diary if you can read that far.

Cont'd

>The show itself, as intended, goes "dark" in relation to a tenant every 3 months or so, meaning that somehow they didn't fulfill their intended purpose, or sometimes they did, like the coward that killed a monster by throwing a cup of hot tea at it. When they didn't, over the course of the next three days they would leave forever. Horrible death, becomming lost, or getting a new place to live in are the most common, but other ways exist of exiting. Sometimes it would be something soft as an eviction for some reason, others it would be a monster, others the suits themselves.
>The name of the show, which is (), can only be remembered after the janitor, the chronicler, or the sleep depraved noire radio show host remind you of it. It's the only way of reliably discussing its contents. It has had a LOT of sesons, and some plot points ought to be discussed with more than one person in order to understand it completely. Not even they have seen season 1, and stopped watching it long ago, but there are reruns at weird hours transmited in channels even harder to find.
>But what you can remember, it's the show's theme, which you'll need to hum, sing or play to any of them in order to get your first explanation.
>I know that you guys will tell me that this isn't it, but I'm currently watching season 28 and I found it while browsing yewtube. youtube.com/watch?v=k_XFYH-fW-U

TL;DR: The comfy part of the setting is the appartment itself warding you from the dangers that live inside and beyond, and tries to give you clues of your function/situation using all the means it has available.

Is it bad that I want to do a 40k waifu/husbando CYOA, just as practice for making other kinds of OC?

Shhhh, don't let them know about our haven of shittiness.

A simple throw away is a fine way of getting practice in.

JUST DO IT user, and don't forget to add Krieger-chan

It doesn't matter, most shitposters aren't going to create an account everytime they get banned

Lolwut?

Post authors you could beat up in a fight

>Beri
>Angel

What do you guys even talk about in there?

Alright, I'll give it a shot then. I'll just have to figure out a decent background for it that isn't just a blank color background. I'm no expert in graphic design, but CYOAs are fun and I'd like to improve anyways, so I figure this should be decent practice.

This is, somehow, the saddest one, for me.

I mean, there are other sad CYOAs, for sure, like the one about a loved one dying, which has already been posted.

But this one has the qualities of a particular kind of dream; it contains the sort of truth that inheres in fairy tales.

I like the waifus and the adventures, but the best CYOAs are of this variety.

while we're at it, is the time loop user still active?

I probably should've spent a bit more time polishing this out but I started to get a bit bored with this. Wanted to try the whole build your own waifu type instead of creating a buncha profiles again. Sorry if it kinda sucks!

There was something else I wanted to mention when posting this but it completely slipped my mind. Anyhow, I hope you guys like this dumb bit of OC.

been looking forward to this

Oh, and my choice:

>The Road Eternal

I'd never get anything done, of course, and maybe I wouldn't have any friends. But the only constant in the world is change; travel is just more of it, faster. You look to the future, to the next mile, the next destination, and try to hang on to where you've been and what you've seen as much as you can—same as everyone.

I've been thinking about traveling a lot lately. I thought about making a travel CYOA, but I don't know how to make it work. I would want to make something about places more than powers— more about going fishing or getting stuck in train stations than becoming invisible or whatnot.

I made a list.

>The ancient Greeks were very different
Not really.

Even back in the early 20th century it was considered perfectly manly to cry during dramatic and moving moments.

It's only in very modern times that it became shameful for men to cry. Or to show their emotions. Or to have close bonds with their fellows. Really, modern culture shits all over men pretty hard.

>He actually did
You absolute madman you.

I have no clue what these punctuation mark ones are supposed to be though

Oh wait never mind I'm simply retarded