How do I meet a girl in this shit hole

how do I meet a girl in this shit hole

A fucking leaf

you should have a blockfolio of 6 figures if you had listened to me and bought dcorp and sonm, next pick mco and eth

You misspelled "guy"

do you have money?

whats your networth?

>all those fancy buildings
That doesn't look like a shithole.
>remembers what site I'm on
Go to a fucking coffee shop, fuccboi.

Have your parents arrange it like all of the other pajeets that infect that barren socialist hellhole.

start talking to women

if you have just a 1% chance of fucking, you can talk to 100 women in a day easy.

Hope your into chinks op

learn chinese fuckboi

what just approach random women and start talking to them without knowing what to say

Hey I live here

I'm afraid your left with pan-face Gooks and Elliott Rodger for a son.

Someone who approaches 100 women day probably won't have anything of substance to say to them so their chances are far less than 1%.

hey man its not any better across the other half of canada in hong-kongcouver

Toronto is a terrible city.

nice trips I'd never move to SJW Feminist faggot Seattle.

enjoy your obese false rape accuser, though

stop complaining you fuckin canadian. if youre white you have nothing to complain about

5 minutes later:
Trueadu invites 2,000,000 arabs to come and rape and kill white people

literally talk about anything, the more random the more fun you seem, just don't talk about crypto or something lame

I think everyone agrees that Toronto "women" are the worst in all of North America.

looks wise hell no

You don't need substance. This isn't a serious discussion with a peer. It's fluff talk with a random chick you just met. You can literally talk about the weather or your dog or some new recipes you're trying. Just some fluffy light playful bullshit. Keep your vibe sort of fun and casual and you'll be fine. The more random whores you strike out with the better you get at starting and keeping a bullshit conversation going.

You meet her on Tinder take her for tacos and beer at sneeky dees and then you bang her in your basement apartmet, like everyone else in the city.

Yeah this basically, until you get bored of getting your dick sucked by 5's and the depression and futility of life sink in and then you get someone pregnant and decide fuck it I'll raise this niglet on my own dime

Fuck that, buy a real life loli like every crypto practician did

Niglet eh? Maybe move from Keele and Steeles or Scarbia to Markham and meet a nice rich Chinese lady.

Shit load of Hookers there

That's Toronto. I wouldn't have known by the image but unlike you I can fucking read you retard.

just drive around kensington market in your lambo

you do... have a lambo don't you?

yeah i live here, and it's not a shit hole. it's a city, with the same problems any city has. but overall pretty decent. safe, clean, has some interesting spots to walk around, great beaches

as a torontonian this made me lol

wow people on Veeky Forums actually are retarded!

Fellow shit-holer reporting in.
Use POF and Tinder then prepare for dissapointment THOTs.
Real talk, find an immigrant girl who's been here atleast 20 years and lock her down. They're great.

The thumbnail makes it look like there's a penis instead of a lens flare.

are they asian?

Someone kill me. I will never get laid or get a gf. Everyone of my friends are getting into relationships while im stuck working a menial job.

it's hard my nigga all the girls are sjw college students, the cool ones are almost nowhere to be found.
even though i'm just west of toronto it's still tough.

Tinder's the way to go for a quick fuck though

That's life. you're supposed to be happy slaving away on a 9-5 while finding time to find a girl that will tolerate you, provide her enough attention to woo her so she doesn't realize your inordinate lack of experience in the female department

go out every night. there is enough bars to do it regularly.
I live in the annex. can't wait for the new year to smash more pussy.

FPBP

Wade through swarms of Chinese down to the nearest pet store and buy one.

Either learn pajeet or chinese and you'll get one.

lol uneducated faggot