I didn't think i'd ever find a hag as thicc as you
Henry Flores
"I tell the orc chieftan I'm really good at playing the bone flute, wink wink".
Luis Miller
"Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me"
Owen Davis
I'm perplexed.
Zachary Jackson
I let go
Alexander Taylor
"I unclench."
David White
The Wizard's secret hobby.
Isaiah Bennett
Trying to make Monster Musume into a reality.
James Harris
Painting miniatures
James Smith
Oooooo corpses, we have to stay for the night so I can do some dissection!
Angel White
Trying on different monster/animal penises.
Landon Johnson
bodybuilding.
Anthony Evans
Sending to dating agencies pick of himself with his sword collection.
Isaiah Collins
Why does the wizard have a sword collection?
Nolan Diaz
Dude, MAGIC swords.
Ryan White
They're flimsy lightweight swords to help make him look manlier.
Camden Nelson
"The reason why the Palladian fell"
Lucas Anderson
Because he couldn't carry the extra L
Owen Wood
shitposting on tg
Henry Robinson
didn't look down
Samuel Gomez
something about a railway dilemna
Ryan Sullivan
the pretty doe-eyed tavern wench that helped him to his room was actually the barkeep's son
Ryan Garcia
Because the dyslexic chemist dropped it.
Tyler Miller
"Im lawful good and slavery is legal here, I dont get the problem your having?"
Xavier King
Love.
Asher Butler
He failed a balance check.
Jackson Adams
Due to tectonic movement. Italy is a hotspot for seismic activity, and I doubt that the palladian style in architecture had such things taken into account.
Michael White
Uncontrollable lust for bullette's.
Benjamin Jackson
That Guy is at it again.
Jose Long
"So yeah, I know this is supposed to be a Good campaign, so I made a CE Drow Rogue named Tylar Do'Urden"
Aaron Butler
My guy is a special homebrew race that is also its own class he cant be anything else and as a part of his race class he gets to make deals with people and if they make a deal with him i get to steal theyre soul whenever i want to heal myself for 1d8 and also they become my enemy and if you guys dont let me make a deal with you im not playing
Bentley Sanchez
"I created this class by combining six classes from four different books. But don't worry, it's really easy to follow."
Ryder Clark
"I seductively wink at the cleric."
Jaxon Jackson
i made a CE samurai from a country that doesn't exist in this setting, he's actually a good guy where he comes from though. the place hes from isnt in this setting so he just falls out of a portal in front of you guys. why are you on guard? quit not letting me do what i want its what my character would do
William Flores
"Technically female hyenas have dicks... so... my female werehyena..."
Luis Edwards
What do you mean i cant make a machine gun in this fantasy setting, i know its never been done before and i only have 7 int but my character would totally know how to do it!
Nicholas Miller
He brought the d20 that's as big as half the table. And he plans to use it.
Tyler Martin
"Can my ranger's favored enemy be niggers?"
Alexander Johnson
I rolled a nat 20! That means he has to do it!
Juan Harris
I'd approve it immediately.
Camden Rogers
So my character is from the future where man has learned how to genetically engineer a humanoid cat species which because they're predators they became smarter than humans and are naturally stronger, more dextrous, wiser, and charismatic because they're evolved from felines so I'm an anthromorphic lion with a huge mane, I get plus six to strength, plus four to dexterity, plus eight to wisdom, and I get an extra attack every turn because I'm a cat person. Also I rolled three 18 scores for my attributes.
Benjamin Evans
you forgot the part where he's a registered wotc dm meaning anything he runs is considered cannon for those characters and he ran the cat person through his own campaign and has +3 equipment
Connor Hall
Hit by a trolley
Jack Taylor
"things you can say at the table, but not at home"
Anthony Martin
ARE THERE ANY PROSTITUES HERE? I WANNA DO THEM.
Nathan Williams
I roll to seduce
Nicholas Bennett
I spend an hour on cunnilingus before slowly inserting my cock into her anus. I fuck her for another hour making her cum anally again and again. I then need to finish and fuck her missionary until dawn and spew my load inside her as the sun streams in through the window over the horizon. My mother smiles at me as I rest my head on her beating bosom.
Jacob Edwards
It's nice to see everyone together.
Mason Harris
"Honey, you've gained weight. Why are you looking at me like that? It's what my character would say."
Jaxon Perry
Ouch.
Dylan Smith
"The only reason I didn't leave yet is because I want to see how this trainwreck ends."
Jace Watson
underrated kek
Xavier Flores
"That race is evil."
Lucas Lewis
"The DM is unprepared for the session"
Aiden Jenkins
Building elaborate fetish dungeons full of wonderful toys.
Quick, derail everything and turn the game into a flying circus!
Christian Torres
fuck it, i don't care, fine, do whatever you want, you have full creative input, whatever you come up with is canon
James Gray
"I'm waiting for someone to light this place on fire, you fucks always do it."
Ayden Hernandez
"Right, so on the way to your next destination, the fog engulfs you and you end up wandering to Barovia."
Lincoln Evans
So can we go to the elemental plane of Carol Channing? Can we~?
Isaiah Rivera
This actually happened to me once, though it was less "the fog engulfs us" and more "an evil god smashes the moon into the Earth and you're in Ravenloft now."
Josiah Rogers
"okay. so. orcs."
Jeremiah Gonzalez
You all meet up at the local tavern...
Connor Gomez
your party feels very tired and needs to rest
Justin Lopez
"Just as you open the door to leave, you notice a Deck of Many Things on your desk a few feet away. What do you do?"
Noah Turner
...
James Cook
*commits seppuku*
Joshua Ramirez
>6 hours of arguing later "Great session everyone. See you next week."
John Collins
"We've been sent by the Mayor to clear out the local crypt"
Henry Clark
>legitimate argument criticizing how much of a cunt he's being >"Fine, do whatever you want"
Michael Hughes
Underrated
Matthew Price
"My Clit!" (Female bard was also a seduction player, and a demon just put a knife into her lower torso. Straight in. Bitch deserved it."
Jack Morales
"There's going to be a lot of role-playing today."
Angel Morgan
WAtching the fantasies of the bitches who need to be taken down a peg. (He also can encorcle them in dreams to get raped with minotaur dick.)
Ayden Wilson
The Fucking White Knight has turned into a sperg after the female pleyer was rightly killed off first.
Jose Ross
"what do you mean theres an STD table?" "hurling magic over the next hill in the hopes it will empower upcoming random encounters" "he slipped." "technically, theres no rule saying i CANT carry all this treasure home in my anus."
cant think of anything "you hear a click and smell gas"
Daniel Ramirez
Buckle up boys its about to get weird as he tries to not magical realm
Hunter Morales
Uh, none of you made the perception check, so uh, when you walk donwn the corridor, uh, one of you steps on a pressure plate, and uh, roll reflex saves for half damage from the acid that starts dripping from the cieling
Tyler Morales
"The most embarrassing way to die in a session"
Owen Edwards
I want to start juggling knives to earn money for us to heal our injured friends! *nat 1*
Connor Hernandez
I try and do a fancy trick roll with my d20 and end up choking on it
Ryan Carter
Challenging That Guy to a duel for stealing from you and dying.
Caleb Morris
i roll to seduce the dragon
Jayden Parker
Prepare for the wrath of a thousand autists.
Landon Smith
"It's cleaning rats from a basement. How bad can it be?"
Matthew Johnson
Trying to throw a die only for it to fall in your lap and instinctively closing your legs, catching it between your left thigh and left testicle, rupturing it
Dominic Davis
Suffocated on cheeto dust I wanted to do this so hard before the campaign died, but you don't just challenge HMF Crits McGreatsword to an honorable duel as any other martial. And trying to be underhanded about it would just land me a spot as That Guy as well.
Cooper Hernandez
"the worst change that could come to your favorite RPG"
Joseph Harris
Someone deciding to remake it "bigger and better than ever"