Pathfinder General /pfg/

>RP out characters eating
Depends on the GM and pace.

>What do characters like?
Well, I've got a Brawler who'd love a slice of apple pie right now, an Oracle|Warlord who might like some chocolate, an Inquisitor who refuses anything involving alcohol, and a Spiritualist who'd eat just about anything that didn't kill her at this point, prison food is terrible and practically nonexistent.

not waifus or husbandos? Sure, just look for the shittest characters

Of course not, duh.

>tfw you picked a name but it doesn't seem like it fits

I'm pretty interested in watching the current generation of games which wave is this anyways because "celebs" and "meme" players have pretty much all been picked up by now. I don't even really buy into the celeb meme, but whether the usual players get in because of memes or quality doesn't matter anymore if they're already sorted out.

This means we get to race horses with no history and witness the birth of new memes.

Alternatively we just have the dregs.

>tfw the old guard and their disciples all drop apps next week

Where is your god now?

Can someone confirm that Paizo has an eidolon evolution that lets the eidolon take 2 damage to touch-heal someone for 1 damage thus allowing a combo with fast healing to completely obliviate healers? Or is my friend bullshitting about what he is doing next level?

I don't know how these people have time for all of this. Everytime it seems that a player/GM is out of time, they somehow cram another game into their schedule.

Sandwiches.
Made of babies.

that sounds horrifically inefficient and like it takes basically all his eidolon's resources, but I believe it.

Orlan in LoB&F is just a super-brevic. No troubled backstory or emotional issues.

Healers were already worthless, just buy a wand of infernal healing, idiot.

but yes, its the Sacrifice (Su)

Source: Champions of purity

An eidolon can sacrifice its own health to heal another creature.

As a standard action, the eidolon can sacrifice up to 2 hit points per Hit Die and then touch the target creature, thereby healing the creature for half the amount sacrificed.

They aren't people, not in the traditional sense.

She eats salad, fish and fowl only.

The other character just eats fish. Nothing but

Who's got the most packed known schedule? Broodie or Sleep come to mind.

What do you hope to see the waifusmiths craft for us this time /pfg/? Who is your favorite smith?

LET ME SNOOZE, RUSE OOZE

Namefagging briefly

My schedule is pretty packed, yeah, but part of why I still app is because I enjoy making characters, I'm also doing it with the full knowledge that my inability to fit into the game schedulewise will likely get me rejected.

Will

Disk and Sappy are already in for Ensoulment and Broodie is in for Pilgrimage. I don't doubt we'll see more celebs jumping on board both games in time.

>pic

Quoi?

I'd like to pack Sleep's schedule...with thick Shoanti dick!

Wist! Why do you deny my advances to ERP with you! WHY DO YOU PLAY WITH MY HEART SO

what if, but long?

Seht plz
Think of your kids
Think of your wife

...

You'll have lots of time to snooze when Wist steals your slot and plays in your game!

That only brings me more questions.

Hmm, alright. I think I've figured out the character concept I want to make for Ensoulment. He'll be an ex-brigand who wants to redeem himself and restore his reputation by serving the princess.

Trouble is that I have no idea what class to make him, also because I'm basing him on Olgierd but it doesn't seem like I'd be able to use PoW.

WIST IS MINE, PUNK

I can't focus; my mind keeps going back to his tight, abyssal booty!

What about Sleep or Slow?
Wist?

Wist is for imouto

What does Wist have to do with tight, abyssal manbutt?

Misquoted the post underneath yours.

No sign of them yet.

where are our Mighty Quest for Epic Loot green text. Tell us about the onigirl, faggots

Vult go home

Also, as a seconday problem, I don't know if his sword should be a scimitar or a duelling sword.

Fuck off, Kozumi, nobody cares about your game.

Looking to make a Necromancer for a game I'm joining. The GM is okay with most 3rd party material as long as it isn't ass broken. Are there any good 3rd party Necromancer focused classes? I don't mind having an undead minion or two, but I'm not looking to play a minion-mancer.

I just like playing games, can't we play games? ._.

Kobold Press's White Necromancer.

Slowcog has been posting a lot in the EotFC question threads, he's likely going to put something up soon, maybe just waiting on Protag to finish fleshing out the setting better.

From the green texts yesterday it seemed like most people did not like her there either

Oh damn, you newbies are fucked then.

That makes sense, her player was trying for some Rory-tier self-shill into a meme shit the week before picks were made.

All the arrows and lances in the world can do nothing to stop you if you put your mind to it.

Sure, whadda ya wanna play?

I think Sappy claimed his character was going to be fem!Casimir a few days ago, do you think Slow will be able to resist bait that tasty?

Pathfinder. Or Starfinder. Or "not constantly violently shitposting".

My favorite part was how it because an angry japanese man with a party of monstergirls.

What's Valerian like? What's the male equivalent of a buttslut?

Scimitar feels like it fits thematicaly with brigands. Especially desert brigands.

Starfinder isn't out. Improve your bait, son

Oh hey, he got his unshackled martials approved. Maybe I'll apply with one.

I don't even know how that'd be considered bait, but whatever floats your boat m8.

Well, nothings really happening. There's no game closing any time soon, the shitposting atmosphere has driven away most of the other games from posting, save for PLD, and there's no new content unless you count the discord homebrewing.

BACK OF QANON, WHAT'S A GOD TO A NONE BELIEVER. I WILL HAVE MY WIST

So... would
(([Modifier] +19)-[Target AC])/20)
Be a good formula for looking into average hit rates and damages for a build?

Aside from it not respecting the fairly hard accuracy cap of 95% in 3.PF

Bruce Wayne

I thought Sappy's app for Ensoulement was a girly girl.

What would Fem!Casimir be like?

Spheres of Power's Death Sphere is pretty good.

And you can do it from level 1, no need to fuck around for a few levels.

What's an interesting class or build for someone who's played for years but never played as a rogueish, finesse-oriented, skillful character?

Hmm, what would be a good class for that, then?

Slayer if you want to be optimised, Unchained Rogue if you don't. Swashbuckler also works, but they're less sneaky.

Unchained Rogue.

Noble Fencer Swashbuckler

Occultist w/ a DtD feat

Any number of the Dervish or Dervish Dancer classes would make sense. The ranger, fighter, and bard ones are particularly cool. Barbarians can manage it, swashbuckler has an excellent dervish because they can parry as well.

Dervish Dancer makes me think of something else, though. More like a barefoot, scantily clad dancer with two scimitars.

Mommy memes.

Why on earth would you fight barefoot, user? That's just asking to get some kind of foot injury, and then the party member who pumped strength will have to princess carry you to safety until your wounds can be tended.

3PP or no?

Imagine the two scimitar part but with pointy arabian shoes and a fancy accent.

And both of them will be buff manly men.

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Investigator.
If the game is a pre level 4 start you might have to dip Inspired Blade Swashbuckler first to get dex to damage with a rapier though.

A perfect picture, though I'd probably leave it for somebody else to use. That gives off the possibility of a bro personality.

STRfags please get out, not every woman adores the burly type.

Truth be told, I'm getting tired of Str/Cha. And Cha in general, to be honest.

Think it's time I at least tried to get in the headspace for a change. Maybe an Exploiter Wizard

>Crysis_Maximum_Strength.ogg

What would be a good class for a quality build, then?

Vigilante with lethal grace, or any class using a longbow.

Avowed, spheres, and DSP

So for Flower Court I am building a character who is a proficient court duelist.

First of all the dueling pistol is important. However the second bit I realized I need is disarm. Now, the thing is, should someone when in a duel with swords be allowed to have two weapons if one is a parrying dagger? Since that shit was mainly for show anyway.

Vigilante Stalker (The path of war class, not to be confused with Stalker Vigilante) seems like it's exactly what you want.

Unless you want a more heavy supernatural flavor.

>Mommy memes.
>TFW you realize the image in Cera's bio clearly depicts her holding a blonde child

>it's another episode of "sign into discord and see that 2hu isn't banned from it yet"

Why would he be