Elves are for...?

Elves are for...?

fine dining and intellectual discussion

>>>e, you /d/eviant fuck.

Fighting ghouls

Fuck 3 paralyzation attacks per round, yo

Marrying and producing children

I hear they make good pickle presses.

Oops, wrong elf

...

...

...

...

Animated Orc-rape futa incest lesbian piss-play.
You fuckers know.

kill yourself

tactical advantage reconnoitering

No, she's perfect.

I think you might have a size fetish, user.

Sauce op? Neither google or iqdb yields anything

Guess you could say it's a sizable fetish.

ShindoL always does things to the ol' dingdong.

Enslave/d/ Cyoa for /d/lol

L E W D S

...

Tender loving

Space. They're optimal for long distance space travel.

I feel like there's some real cool possible ways to play elves and their internal politics

A dynasty and court where everyone lives forever or is ultra paranoid of death because they've lived so long or lethargic demigods, etc.

Basically all the cool shit that you do with vampires and their lore never gets done with elves, I wonder why

Yeti dentistry.

What the fuck is wrong with her right hand?

>lethargic demigods

Well shit, now I want to run elves full Zardoz style.

Boning.

It's only that one and like two others for me.

Elves are just humans with funny ears though. Easily the weakest themed fantasy race.

plz will play zardoz campaign.

...what the fuck is this a picture of.

A shark under the surface of water.

You mean dwarves, right?

That's a gun.

No, Dwarves are subterranean Jews. Not like humans at all.

Didn't know that jews wore viking helmets and were good at axes.

Elves are for eating.

Where did you found this OP?

Mods are really not working at this hour, are they?

Sauce?

Making toys for children in Santa's workshop.

Drifters.

No, it's not a hentai.

Drifters Episode 5

Wait, isn't that the part where the boys of the village are told to hide but the girls can stay where they are because these guys only rape male elves?

Stupid Marcille-poster.

L E W D S
E
W
D
S

Worst thread on Veeky Forums right now.

Traditional games. You know, these things this board was made for.

My wood elves have a parliamentary-style system, but it's somewhat corrupt with a lot of underhanded dealing, sabotage, and manipulation.

No, that comes after all the women are rescued.

For one, their DEX bonus plus some other mental stat they also tend to be good at make for some variety of builds, usually they are really good for any kind of mage, rouge, ranger or other DEX based fighter.

When it comes to the narrative they often fulfill the role of the "fallen" civilization, that once had a civilization that was just better, often more noble and virtues. They suffer under their fall from grace, while still carrying this grace into a world that is no longer theirs because the focus of the setting is usually on the protagonist race, aka humans.

>that smiling/smirking beaten elf in the foreground

Because she knows that these humans will get killed.

Not Veeky Forums.

Arguing about elves is possibly the MOST Veeky Forums thing to do, user

>arguing
Nobody is arguing. This thread is more /a/ than anything else.

Tricking people in false confidence, then flipping it into their face with making them the worst nightmares they've ever fought.

bait thread OPs mostly

No bully.

Isn't that the default? Everywhere I read, elves seem to be so far up their own asses that they go full isolationist and don't give a crap about the shit going on in the world, yet have the nerve to call humans "brutals."

>le lewd and le rape xD
Fantastic thread.

Filling a niche in many fantasy settings as the long lived, elegant race/the tree hugging hippies.

Shit threads apparently.

source?

EATIN'

...

!!!

PLAYIN'

Ebin.

Correction.
Dwarfs are subterranean Norse themed Jews with a Scottish accent.