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8th Edition Release Date Announced
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warhammer-community.com/2017/05/23/warhammer-40000-faction-focus-death-guard/

>Also, while we’re on the subject of rules, we’ve some great news – the core rules for Warhammer 40,000 will be available for free! You’ll be able to download the Battle Primer PDF on games-workshop.com and warhammer40000.com from June 17th.

>Core rules will be available for free!
Rejoice Poorfags!! New Games Workshop™ noticed you.

Now the only question is how much the actual rulebook's going to cost everyone, and how badly everyone's wallet is going to bleed money over this...

Disappointing article, essentially just covers how poison and FNP are working in 8th ed and this new toy that reads like a weaker plasmagun. Roll on Thursday for the boyz.

>GeeDubs released a faction focus on the tyranids before Orks
Honestly at this rate Orks will be the last to get a Faction focus.
How many dice are we rolling anyway? 2d6?

warhammer-community.com/2017/05/23/warhammer-40000-faction-focus-death-guard/

>mfw when I didn't scroll down through the rest of the faction focus and see this.
Frag me I really DO need some morning brew to wake up...

This basically shows the problem I have with """"""bespoke"""""" rules. Death Guard gain what is basically now feel no pain. Guarantee they won't be the only units to have a rule just like it, but it'll be called something else. It's so much easier to name them the same rule, so when your opponent says "they have feel no pain" you can think oh, I know what that is, my units have that, too. Instead, it'll be "I have disgustingly resilient" and then they'll have to explain what it is, and then you say "oh, that's just like my feel no pain rule". USRs were a good thing, and they could keep those while still putting all the rules on the datasheets

THIS. Plus, they'll fuck up and word one differently, so it usually works one way, but in this edge case that one works differently. Also they'll FAQ them differently.
Source: It's shit GW has done before.

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>Death Guard vs Dark Eldar
>DG: I do three Wounds
>DE: Okay let me roll my Power From Pain
>DG: Power From Pain?
>DE: I roll a d6 for each Unsaved Wound and on a 6+ I ignore it.
>DG: So it's Disgustingly Resilient
>DE: Disgustingly Resilient?
>DG: I roll a d6 for each Unsaved Wound and on a 5+ I ignore it.

I'm not an Orkfag, but I assume they'll be getting a massive buff and a highly detailed faction focus to lay it down, at least if current trends continue. I mean you could smell the GW's guilt in the Tau, Eldar and Nid focuses.

They can also take the save even against high strenght weapons. Wonder if you can roll this against Mortal Wounds too.

You mean just like all the different types of FNP now?

Anyone know how much the new box set will be friend and I are going to be splitting 3 boxes and would be nice to know how much that will be.

>like all the different types of FNP now?
What are they?

Only two spring to mind
>Reanimation Protocols
>Feel No Pain

One is an army specific, the other is pretty universal consistent.

This is probably the dumbest question anyone has ever asked on Veeky Forums, but the news rule book and indexes will have epubs, right? I'm buying a tablet for 8th and I want to make sure it won't be wasted.

Dark angels aren't gay

warhammer-community.com/2017/05/23/forge-world-and-the-new-warhammer-40000/

95£

LOL. DA CHINK DETECTED
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>putting memeguard in the new box
Ruined

Sweet.

>Imperial Agents listed in a rulebook

>no mention of sisters or inquisition. Again.


Into the trash.

free rules we promise guys

Death Guard seem to be much the same right now, aside from the new units and weapon, the Plague Marines have essentially the same rules.

What exactly are those Poxwalkers though, the new plague zombies?

New edition, new blood and old WAAC fags got hit on the way out. What a time to be alive.

I'm from California, stop bullying pls :(

Poxwalkers are Plague zombies but this time they actually have zombie infection mechanics.

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah.

>that pic
Honestly in a necromunda style area where different species all mingle, a woman who ingratiated themselves to the local Ork population would be the least rapeable woman there. Nobody would want to fuck with the gal who has a bunch of boyz who owe her a favor.

Sure you are. LMAO.
What's your favorite gay porno? Or do you express your closeted behavior through bi porn and cuckolding?

>and old WAAC fags got hit on the way out.
>and replaced by MOBA kids

But they look too happy to be zombies.

really old pic

so basically I have three weeks to paint the remaining 3000 points of marines I have. Sigh

I am not gay, pls no bully. I'm just trying to play space NSA ok.

>ork article incoming
Prepare your anuses ork bros. Let's see how they fuck this one up.

Everyone who worships Papa Nurgle is always happy.

>tfw you realize 40k 8e is basically a MOBA

>I am not gay
LMAO. Look at the closeted chinky boi! Look at him and LAUGH

Gonna need proof on that. MOBA kids don't have the attention span for the hobby.

No.
The Purge for one are all dour Nihilists.

He is quite obviously not the chink, who is likely still banned. Their posting styles differ dramatically. You are falling for extremely blatant bait and it says a lot about your intelligence.

As an Eldarfag, being OP is only fun for the first few matches of an edition. After that, the fun of winning in spite of playing sloppy/having shitty rolls followed by nobody playing against you except the most extreme of WAACfags gets old really fast.
I really hope we see new Pheonix lord models in the next year or so though, they're starting to look a bit silly.

European prices!

>GW thinks DoW III is popular

IM FUCKING WHITE YOU NIGGER

I assume that stormbolter came in the box.

>Get tourney fag to write article
>"Hey guys! Orks are back! Lootas are great now, bikes are too and the gorka/morkanaut is usable!"
>"I don't know anything else about orks, but you should listen to me hype them!"

Goddammit.

>t. chinky boi ban evading and same fagging AGAIN
How much did you pay Chong Dong Gong for all those spare IPs?
LOL SURE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
CRY HARDER CHINKO BOI

Serves you right for using smegmarine models with your marines, you filthy heretic

Is "They made it like a MOBA" a new meme or something ? Because if people aren't using that sentence in an ironic way ...

The fuck are you on about? First why would 8th attract MOBA players? And second why would their choice of vidya matter?

Take some time away from fucking boipussy and you'll be amazed how much faster your painting goes.

You type like a woman, your posts don't fit jn at all. Are you a fucking woman? Tits or get the fuck out, you retarded, obnoxious cunt.

Had a different game today, custom mission: save the warlord. Three players, each had a 'warlord' (objective marker) in one of the others deployment zone which was worth 3 points if you held it at the end, the other 2 were worth one, plus FB SLWL LB etc. 2 aspect-heavy CWE and 1 fairly optimised AdMech+Skittles list, 1100 points each.

Other Eldar player stole initiative from AdMech, I went last. Eldar guy went full-force at
AdMech, killed his 2 Kastelans and 1 Breacher. AdMech dude struck back at him, killed his Serpent and a couple scatbikes, plus 2 of my Scorpions. On my turn I bagged 2 Breachers and some of his sniper dudes, I forget their name, plus assualted Eldar guys Warp Spiders with the Scorps and killed 3 out of 5, they failed their H&R.

Turn 2, Eldar 1 and AdMech kept hammering at each other, my army was mostly untouched. From here on I pretty much kerbstomped, took out the Dunecrawler with my Hornet, took out a shitload of Dire Avengers with a lucky Prism Cannon shot, killed the rest of the snipers and Breachers with Vypers and Bikes.

I learned today that 40k does not lend itself well to 3-way battles, the game was pretty much over by turn 3. You guys have any good games lately?

>First why would 8th attract MOBA players?
More kid-friendly rules and models, same gameplay (each unit now have shitton of special rules (aka abilities))

This is my skin

LOL, look at the angry chink crying about vaginas! What's wrong? Dong Mei Hwa won't give you her tight asian pussy? Sorry, she's too busy getting BLACKED and BLEACHED.

S...s...stop!

It's like 185 AUD, I can definitely swing that.

>everyone who triggers me is same fagging!
Top fucking kek bitch. You tried this same shit last time and only got called out by everyone. Now you're just shitting up the thread with your shitposting like the annoying attention whore you are.

TITS OR GTFO

Oh come on. MOBAs are a completely different thing. They're fast paced and reflex based, not a tabletop game.

>skin color is OBVIOUSLY yellow
>still dares to post it on Veeky Forums
Now post your gaping asshole, you faggot! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CRY HARDER FOR ME! I WANT TO LICK YOUR DELICIOUS ORIENTAL TEARS.

Oh so your a dark chinky
Thailand perhaps?

>Sorry, she's too busy getting BLACKED and BLEACHED.
youtube.com/watch?v=8ilr3loNfm0

Extremely ugly, that's what they are. I like a few of the sculpts, but 8/10 just look horrible. Look at those hands! And the fucking poses. And some of those spikes sticking out of them just look very shittily designed. Look at the arm of the guy in the gimpmask and tell me that looks good in any way at all.

Fucking report this autistic cunt into oblivion it is worst than the faggot DA.

>Each unit now have shitton of special rules
>Deathleaper 6th edition

>MOBA
>Kid-friendly rules

Somebody has no idea what MOBA's are, or thinks that Heroes of the Storm is one.

There are no 'lanes', no 'minions', no 'towers' that need defending in 8th edition.

>muh stop calling out muh gay dark angels!
Go on, deny that the Rock is a gay bar! Or have you outgrown that and moved on to samefagging? Cry harder for me. CRY. CRYYYY!

it was one of the arms from the DV terminators I think, along with a banner topper from somewhere. I think it makes a nice terminator chaplain.

no memes please

>blacked and bleached
Oh so you are the cuckold shitposter. Go back to /gif/ you fucking degenerate. Why aren't you spamming your forced memes? Afraid of getting banned again? Top kek.

>Nobody would want to fuck with the gal who has a bunch of boyz who owe her a favor.
>implying Orks like those shifty Blood Axes wouldn't try to use that gal as a way to make stronger Digga cannon fodder or something
Both scenarios are equally as likely, to be honest.

>t. DA closet homo boi
What's it like falseflagging THIS HARD in desperation to cover up your faggotry?

As someone who owns Dark Angels I can assure you they are very gay.

The fuck is going on in this thread.

I unironically play stormcast and I think that relictor looks like shit in a marine army

You've drank the sigmarine meme too literally

The Rock is an ex wrestler dude even I know that. How could he be a gay bar?

>They're fast paced
So just like 8th edition promising to be.

it was dark and I used a flash. Also my hair is blond and my eyes are green and my father had both blue eyes and half my brothers. I'm more white than you will ever be you coon.

LOL, chinky boi is insecure that his tiny penis is preventing him from getting pussy! No wonder you turned to boipussy instead! Now I've learnt more about you!

So if euros roughly equal US Dollars like they did in the past, we're talking

>$45 main rulebook (with all the old expansion books like cities of death and planetstrike included)
>$20 "codexes" covering multiple factions
>Starter box price is roughly the same as always

Nice, $45 is about average for a hardback rulebook in the 280 page range with that much stuff in it, and the codexes at $20 is about right too.

GW prices matching the industry standard for the most part, be still my beating heart. Now we just need model prices to go down a bit and the ruleset to not suck and GW could actually get back on top.

Autistic melt down. We have an increasing number of those recently.

Report and move along

That's what I'm doing. At least DAchink was actually butthurt and not tryharding for attention.

>boipussy
>t.kraut

Played a 2v1 game at 1500pts. My Iron Warriors and a friend's Blood Angels teamed up with 750 points each to fight 1500 of Orks. I lost six regular marines and my Termi sorcerer warlord. The BAngels player lost most of his terminators and a large number of tacticals.

In the end my Contemptor proved pivotal in surviving lots of enemy attacks and destroyed two eight man squads of lootas and burnas along with their truks. One lone chaos marines survived melee combat with a biker warboss just long enough for both of our Terminator squads to get in and relieve the warboss of his head. I made a disgusting number of FnP rolls against the lootas.

I just want people to leave DA alone man

you're either shit at understanding or explaining what you're saying

explain why I can't make yellow from mixing green and red

Tsundere Dark Angels orgy.

Wouldn't be surprised if you were the chink yourself. Your posts scream projection.

>implying DotA and LoL isn't full of kids

School's out for kids, summertime is here.
There is no escape. We should come back in a few months when everything's cleared out.

>chinky DA fag feigning ignorance AGAIN
LOL. What's it like to be THIS DESPERATE? SAD CUNT. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Get FUCKING DECIMATED.
LOL, DAchink THIS DESPERATE to FALSEFLAG INTO OBLIVION! You STILL haven't told me how many dummy IPs you bought from Ching Chang Chong!
Not a cuckold sorry.

Some cunt of an user is shitting up the thread bashing a Dark Angels player because he can. Was shitting up the other previous general with this extreme retardation too.

a less old but still old pic, quality of photo is super crappy

sorry

>MOBAs are fast and this game only takes two hours instead of three! So fast!

Are you just grasping at straws?

>westerner
>Not a cuckold
pick one.

Maybe you should TRY BEING LESS GAY. LOL. SAD FAGGOT.
You haven't posted your gaping cum filled AIDS ridden asshole yet! Come on, get yourself banned again! Do it!
>m-m-muh projection
LMAO. Hurry up and cry harder for me, bitchboi!
>chink
>not a faggot
Pick one!

>each unit now have shitton of special rules (aka abilities


So Fantasy, is warhammer fantasy a MOBA now?

Summer never ends now that plebbit links 1d4chan as legit tactic for 40k.
Since the fucks think Veeky Forums is nothing but shitposting. We are getting the retarded people from other sites in droves