/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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Wife: Refined, Diligent, Kind, Affectionate, Charming, Witty, Calming
Age: Same
Tush: Average
Breasts: Big
Height: Same
Body: Healthy
Complexion: Fair
Attitude: Joyful and Enthusiastic

Mistress: Boorish, Expressive, Kind, Boyish, Lustful, Witty, Competitive
Age: Younger
Tush: Big
Breasts: Average
Height: Taller
Body: Muscular
Complexion: Dark
Attitude: Intrusive

Ending: ???

Happy end for everyone!

Honestly after rereading all Zodiac Brides I have to say Lizette is such a shallow bitch she seems almost real.

Your home board is probably missing you, robonon. You should go back.

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Picking it even though options like these make me suicidal. I don't get how you guys handle them.

Fun new drinking game, every time some roboNEET comes in to shit up the board, take a shot.

Alcohol poisoning is a real threat user.

Halving the world population to the tune of 37.5 trillion dollars in personal profit sounds pretty nice desu

...How many people do you think live on this planet, user? I'll give you a hint, you're off by an order of magnitude.

This is how i die.

>First button press
>Massive heart attack
>No one comes looking for you
>Eventually someone calls in the smell
>Paramedics find you with ten dollars in your hand

Die how you lived I guess.

Look on the bright side lads, if you die you don't have to deal with Robots anymore.

It really is a win/win no matter how you slice it.

Flip a coin to see if you die.

>how dare someone complain in my thread
>stop being an autist and just be confident, bro

Why would you even play cyoas unless your life is dogshit?

They're probably doing it ironically or something. Who knows what drives normies to mingle with us.

>Normies get out REEEEEE
Go home, your equally miserable family misses you.

Because it's imagination helper. Some of us have fine lives but have a little time getting our imaginations started with a blank slate of paper.

Most people on Veeky Forums would kill off half the world's population for free.

Now THIS is projection.

The fact that I can't say I wouldn't do it makes me believe you are right.

So about 4 billion times.

World record for smashing a button seems to be 16 presses in second.
youtu.be/oJ4lmAFB7d4

Let's ignore how hard that would be to maintain for any significant amount of time.

4 billion / (16 * 60 * 60 * 24 * 365) equals about 8 years. Of nonstop smashing. If you want to sleep, it's 12 years of nothing but rubbing that button. Better hope your fingers don't fall off.

Also has 50% chance of killing you.

Also not accounting for birth rates and the regular mortality rate.

Bottoms up I guess.

>Also has 50% chance of killing you.
One can only hope.

Hell, I'd do it.

Why wouldn't we want to get the human population back under control? Most of the people who died would just be a bunch of nogs, loos, and chinks anyway.

50% seems awfully low all considering that much killing

That's too much. But yes, if a cyoa offered me a 0.01 increase in looks for every person I'd kill, I'd go hog wild.

To be fair I would maximize my natural looks potential first. Then it's killing time though until I become an objective 9/10.

>People still believe this meme
Population peaked and is declining at a steady-ish rate. Gotta find a new excuse.

For anyone playing along at home, that's another shot

>cyoa has a multitude of interesting and exciting options
>picks the little girl option

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

Have a waifu cyoa

I can't, I'm trying to get sober.

Because it'll slow down our efforts to outbreed the white toxin into extinction, dumbass.

I don't unless I can be the little futa. I gotta give the waifu the D, you know what I'm saying?

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Last time this got posted robots got upset because it was ''impossible''

>waifu cyoa
>waifu cyoa that punishes you for wanting a realistic waifu
>waifu cyoa that punishes you for wanting a realistic waifu and for being a NEET

DELET THIS

The world is truly a magical place filled with unique individuals.

Realtalk though, if that's your thing cool, but it seems strange. Do you though you beautiful fuck

Just how many shitposts are you responsible for?

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My life isn't especially great— on the /r9k/ axis, I haven't been in a relationship for fifteen years, I'm nearly unemployable, and I'm on a fair amount of medication— but I'm not a bitter, vengeful asshole about it. I like CYOAs as imagination helpers too.

That's slander. Slander and lies.

Never. Everyone knows being the BIG girl is much more fun.

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Same choice as:

>robots got upset

Keep posting them then, I need to get trashed in the next twenty minutes.

Never stop trying you wonderful fuck, I believe in you

You ARE working on a cyoa, right? You AREN'T a worthless cyoa welfare queen, are you?

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Do cyoas ever make you feel inadequate?

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I'm pretty much incapable of keeping any significant number of vows, but there's nothing stopping me from establishing a contract in bad faith for the betterment of the world as a whole. Pick Kind, Passionate, Logical, and Hardy, pair it with Intellect and Charisma, and set her loose to do good deeds. So what if she hates me? I haven't lost anything.

Both this and the earlier waifu-with-a-twist CYOAs are really ham-handed, inelegant attempts at adding depth to the concept, though.

Post the /r9k/ axis. I need to feel better about myself.

You uuh.... you got a source on that?

Well ... I'm not going to uni tomorrow, I guess. Or the day after. Cheers!

...There isn't any formalized /r9k/ axis; it was just a metaphor. Well— if there is a formalized /r9k/ axis, I don't know about it, and I wouldn't have it. I think I looked at that board precisely once.

/r9k/ is a scary place.

Are cyoas real yet?

How many of these are yours, shitposter?

Only 4.

>missed the chance to make a build for the zodiac CYOA last thread

fug, I just got home

Oh, and that one too

Only 5.

>Vows
Purity, Hygiene, Fitness, Devotion, Frugality, Wealth, Health, Fate, Stability

This is essentially how I already live. In fact, having extra motivation on the Health and Fitness end would be great for me.

>Avatar
I have 9, so Complex it is

>Natures
Hardy, Naughty, Logical

>Affection
We start at 3. I'm confident I can work to make it higher.

>Modifications
Max of 5 per category, 9 to spend
Physical- Bust Size x2, Rear Size x1
Mind- Hobbyist x1, Fetish x2, Intellect x1
Soul- Charisma x1, Magic x1

Simple.

Vow of Purity
Vow of Hygiene
Vow of Fitness
Vow of Devotion
Vow of Kindness
Vow of Wealth
Vow of Fate
Vow of Health
Vow of Fortune

Complex Avatar

Kind, Logical, Playful
2" taller, black skin and hair, blue eyes (it's so striking)
Exceptional Fitness, Rear Change (Bigger)
Hobbyist (Gaming, Camping)
Fetishism (Not telling, also not telling, still not telling)
Intellect
Charisma

So... be a well-adjusted person, get a bombshell waifu? Yeah, that sounds like a damn good deal.

>cyoa turns you into a slave
>you get a complimentary shit waifu though

Uhm, no thanks.

Unless you really wanted the author to see it, you could always just... You know, post the CYOA in this thread along with your build? It's not difficult.

Which author do you worship?

SDA OC when??

Apparently it's Camel000. You can find it on Gelbooru, but I don't think there's a follow up.

He's in chastity for misbehaviour.

>i have make a conscious effort to be a well-adjusted human being!?
>fuck you I'd rather die!
Can we ban anyone who crossposts from ? They add nothing of value.

You're very lonely, aren't you, user?

you missed one
Even had the same wording as another one I wrote and everything. Step your game up.

Bummer

How much do I have to pay the mods to make this a reality?

>everyone desires your dick because you're such an amazing person and destined for great things
>only because the cyoa gave you a power up that puts you above everyone else though

Can cyoas stop doing this?

So... You want standard waifu CYOAs right?

Seems like the easiest way to avoid this problem would be to have the CYOA just facilitate you becoming better at "thing" and then having you develop the skill/talent/dick size over time.

But that isn't instant gratification so hissy fits will ensue.

So, Jumpchain?

We just have to find a way to make it not shit and it just might work.

>you are now a god
>"ohmigod amon, you are GOD! Pleaase fil my wobm wirh superior godldy seeeed!!"

Or even worse

>congratulations, user
>you are actually secretly [amazing]
>please select a girl who will kiss you for being [amazing]

This has to end.

You are a wise man.

Oh... so you were talking about that apologies

most cyoas make you somehow unique without altering your skills or personality e.g. you're the only human penis in a world of monstergirls or you saved a fairy and she gives you a reward.

Going anywhere more realistic is dangerous because autistic retards refuse to pick more realistic girls. It's doable but you'll get a lot more negativity in your (You)s.

>Going anywhere more realistic is dangerous because autistic retards refuse to pick more realistic girls.
Good, maybe they'll go and stay go

>You are a wise man.
Makin' me blush over here Senpai.

How can there be a preexisting world of monstergirls if you're the only human male and you just arrived?

I tried doing this but it requires making a 20+ pages long cyoas or heavy railroading

shits magic yo

I'm trying too, we can all do it I'm sure it just takes a little more practice to get it to a level of brevity that is acceptable.

I think it'll take work but it'll end up being a better product if we can get the formula for it down.

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Don't believe her lies.

Vow of friendship
Magic
Otherwordly soul
Get free magical catgirtl or whatever to exploit for money

Pokemon Personified Plus+ CYOA when?

Never.