We wish you a Merry AAAAAAAHmas

We wish you a Merry AAAAAAAHmas
We wish you a Merry AAAAAAAHmas
We wish you a Merry AAAAAAAHmas
And a happy New AAAAAAAH....

dont say we didnt tell you but SONM

YOU GET AMRS.
YOU GET AMRS.
YOU GET AMRS.
EVERYONE GET AMRS OFF MY HANDS BECAUSE ITS USLESS AND COSTED ME NOTHING BUT DREAD.

kek'd and saved

...

Hey guys, are coinbase credit card purchases instant?

Oh no friend, it is not ChristmAAAAAAAAAAHs yet

You wait, we have yet to yet to reach
>The Christmassening

ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, Veeky Forums GAVE TO ME
TWELVE LAMBOS SELLING
ELEVEN LIFE SAVINGS WASTING
TEN CRYPTOS CRASHING
NINE BLOCKFOLIOS DROPPING
EIGHT BEAR MARKETS BEARING
SEVEN ALTCOINS DIPPING
SIX CHINKS SELLING
FIIIIIIIIIVE HODLEN RINGS
FOUR BURNING MINERS
THREE WALLETS
TWO SUICIDES
AND A AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AA A AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>tfw family gets to make fun of me at christmas gathering now

Fuckin good

Yes

>telling your family youre in crypto

Just fucking lie and say that you sold x percent before just in case or something

kek

GODDAMN IT

I can't wait for them to show me that btc crashed. And I tell them that I don't own any bitcoin.

>How's that cryptocurrency thing going user
>u-uh.... great thanks
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>user has been investing in this funny money bitcoin, tell the family son!
>uh, yeah so it's uh this c-currency called bitcoin which works on a blockch--
>*uncle sniggers* bitcoin? I saw in the newspaper those stocks fell by $4000 dollars, is that true?
>y-yeah well it's going to recov--
>I heard it was a bubble, ready to pop any day now
>bitcoin may drop the underlying technol--
>the guy on the morning news called it buttcoin
>*cute cousin smirks at you with contempt*
>the baby starts crying and shitting its pants
>grandma begins to drool and flecks of half-chewed turkey start gathering on her blouse
>the whole family starts rapturously laughing at you and chanting "stupid buttcoiner, stupid buttcoiner" at you while flicking mashed potato around the room with their spoons
>grandpa starts having a stroke, his arthritic hands stiffening up as he shakes
>"B-but my altcoins are actually gaining in satoshi valu --
>your little cousin starts menstruating for the first time, the blood torrentially gushing
>your little brother accidentally shoots himself in the eye with his new Nerf gun
>Bitcoin continues to plummet

merry christmas user. this is your home now.

Fucking mint.

kek

*tips hat*