Snow Elves

Literally couldn't stop having sex with humans

>Nords
clearly but why

Atmora was basically Somalia with snow instead of sand.

Bunch of snow-niggers come in with their violent culture, stealing, raping and killing and acting like it's okay because their shitty Dragon prophet said it was all good.

Fast forwards a few years and the Snow Prince is spouting shit like #notallatmorans and #nordlivesmatter, offering to take the entire snow-negroid population and then demanding that the rest of his neighbors accommodate all the "refugees".

So tensions build up between snow elves till they turn on each other and then there is nothing stopping the "asylum" seeking frost-coons from coming across and to the surprise of nobody but themselves the uncivilized """people""" act without any notion of civility and bring all their unga-bunga tribal shit with them, chimp out and start killing everyone who is not them or not like them enough.

Russia

Too uptight to chill out...

>elves spend their whole existence taking slaves, believing themselves little more than disenfranchised gods
>act in indignation when they get fucked up

Atleast, the so have so created the best human race, the bretons. After that their northen brethren free our beloved french mages, they had no longer any purpose for the world.

This.

Snow elves didn't go extinct.

They evolved into master race.

>Dwarves told them Nords have ancient artifact of power that can destroy the world (Eye of Magnus).
>They torch them down but don't find anything.
>Nord called Ysgramor who was away at the time finds out about it and gets butblasted.
>Travels back to Atmora and persuades a bunch of chieftans to just up and conquer the land as a revenge.
>Snow elves fight but the ceasless ammount of rapefugees from Atmora push them back.
>Dwemer fuck them over by feeding them toxic mushrooms.
>Now they started to recover in the Vale and could possibly redevelope their sight and civilisation again after switching back to a normal diet.

>r/Dwemermasculinity

>Thought they could fuck with humans
They got fucked by the humans

I don't get half the references made in this thread

>Now they started to recover in the Vale
?????????????????//
They were fucking vampire slaves in the Vale.

>Snow elves didn't go extinct.
>They evolved into master race.
The Swiss?

Not unless they've been doing te banking for the Altmer.

Why didnt they just ask them for the eye of magnus?

And isnt this what the thalmor elves want anyways? Destroy mundus?

Non-surface-level lore for Elder Scrolls

>And so it was that your people were given passage to our steam gardens, and the protections of our power.
>Many of your people had perished under the roaring, snow-throated kings of Mora,
>and your wills were broken, and we heard you, and sent our machines against your enemies, to thereby take you under.
>Only by the grace of the Dwemer did your culture survive,
>and only by the fifteen-and-one tones did your new lives begin.
>We do not desire thanks, for we do not believe in it. We do not ask for gratitude, for we do not believe in it.
>We only request you partake of the symbol of our bond, the fruit of the stones around us.
>And as your vision clouds, as the darkness sets in, fear not.
>Know only our mercy and the radiance of our affection, which unbinds your bones
>to the earth before, and sets your final path to the music of your new eternity.

No I mean hashtags and refugee stuff

Is it an American thing?

Yes.

You can't destroy the world with a world-destroying artefact unless you have that world-destroying artefact in your possession, dumbass.

No, British.

Brits are buttmad about immigration from places they used to own making them less British on average, and quit the EU because they didn't get enough headpats from Jerry-sama.

Seems plausible.

Sunburns.

VORI ARE THE TRUE ELVES
FUCKIN' RENEGADES OF AV'LEE

Actually they evolved into blind savages who eat people.

Vori snow elves best snow elves

they are special snowflakes of special snowflakes race

I mean, you're not wrong...

It woukd be refreshing to see a race of snow elves to dress like indigenious arctic people an not on white bikini or fetish furs.

I spotted the Elfposter.

This is why your women rather fuck humans, Salandriel.

>Brits are buttmad about immigration from places they used to own making them less British on average

Thats the most bluepilled thing I have heard today on Veeky Forums.
I bet you also post shit like #NotAllMuslims.

Anyway, gather around and let me tell you the story about the British, India and Ancient Aliens.

Britfag here, he's not wrong. Take your "hurr bluepill cuck" shit and cram it up your arsehole, nobody else is gonna touch it

>he is not wrong because I am a cuck who votes for Corbyn too

Mh-hm. Mh-hm. Tell me more.

>Non-surface-level lore
>Skyrim ""lore""

You know Thalmor were only a thing after the first empire.

High-Elves may have been discontent for becoming mortals but the others adapted.
Only the Dwemer managed to fedoratip them selves out of existence.

>hurr durr cuck
you first faggot

They quit the EU because it's a beraucratic mess destined to fall appart or become a part of a new Socialst German-dominated union.

...

>Socialst German-dominated union.
German dominated? Sure and the EU is a fucking mess but how much of a burger do you have to be to call neo-liberalism socialist? It's painfully obvious to everybody else on the planet that you're just scared of the ebil gommunist boogieman.

What happened to the dwemer?

Unlike you i live in a country that suffered through communism.

Everything these false ''liberals'' preach is just designed to expand an ever increasing beraucratic apparatus , raise taxes and in the end nationalise as much property as they need.

National sovereignity and democracy counts as dogshit to them.

Our economy allready got fucked over by EU regulations designed to heavily favour the German economy.

The EU is German dominated and the dominant politic is definetly on the left.

Now let's stop posting this here as this kind of discussion belongs on /pol/.

They played with the heart of a dead god using magic drumsticks and got zapped for their trouble.

Dwemer wanted to become gods themselves instead of depending on ancestor-spirits and built them selves a giant mecha-god.
Then they hastily used some harmonics tools on the heart of Lorkhan and erased their whole race out of existence.

At least it's not America, where the country is nearly perfectly divided in half on whether we should be liberal or conservative, and as a result nothing ever gets done.

>a bloo bloo bloo we british are to blame for manchester because of colonialism 100 years ago!

Ah yes, your white guilt is showing

>implying anyone but the shithead who blew himself up is to blame
>putting words in my mouth
Nigga I live in Manchester, stop shitting this thread up and fuck off back to /pol/

> It's painfully obvious to everybody else on the planet that you're just scared of the ebil gommunist boogieman.

This is what neo-marxists actually believe

>At least it's not America, where the country is nearly perfectly divided in half on whether we should be liberal or conservative, and as a result nothing ever gets done.
Yeah because having a socialist guberment and importing rapefugees by the thousands did so well for you.

>implying anyone but the shithead who blew himself up is to blame

I know right, its not like all those terrorist attacks in Europe have something in comm-... oh.

>hurr muh rapefugees duh bluh marxists!
And you can fuck off too

By that logic my best mate in primary school should've redecorated the lunch hall with his internal organs. We've had Muslims up here for decades with zero problems, perhaps you should think about why there's suddenly a big hullabaloo before you start talking shit.

to get back on topic, Nords a best elves eat shit

>when you are so mad that you cant even type anymore properly so resort to babyspeech and farting noises

I love it when this happens to lefties.

Not even true. Atmora was originally a pretty great place. It just started to freeze so the proto-Nords looked to expanding elsewhere, and eventually had to flee.

Are you motherfuckers arguing about Muh left vs Muh right?
Neutralism all the way

>Suddenly
You know there is a point where you should ask yourself when if your denial of reality hasn't turned into a delusion.

The only reason Muslim not act out would be if they were oppressed. See current Balkans.

the implication that radial elements of a group represent the whole is the same logic that makes feminazis believe that all men are rapists.

Anyway, why is nobody talking about the Dwemer?
They fucked the snowelves over for good, not the Nords.

>Non-surface-level
>Falmer
tee-hee

Western Europe, especially Germany and Italy, is being overran by illegal immigrants from Muslim countries and from Africa, who have caused a wave of crime and committed plenty of terrorist attacks, while left-liberals insist they are all “refugees” and the real problems are racism and Islamophobia.

The posters are drawing a parallel to the Nord invasion of Skyrim, since—like Eritreans, Morcoccans, Afghans, etc. are invading from across the Mediterranean, the Nords likewise crossed the sea from Atmora in shitty boats.

>the implication that radial elements of a group represent the whole is the same logic that makes feminazis believe that all men are rapists.

I don't think I have seen other men stand by when they see a woman get assaulted.
Moderate Muslims don't do shit when extremists act out because they condone it.

How come Buddhists, Hindus and and Christians have barely any "radial elements" acting out?
How come most terrorist attacks are by muslims?
Ah but no, surely because your friend at school didn't blow himself up, there is nothing inherently wrong with Islam, right?

Islam is belief.
Male is not.
Islam is unessential.
Male is essential.

Because elves are asses in every setting ever. And every time an elf does something terrible in TES it turns around and slaps them tenfold.
>Attack peaceful Atmorans.
>Race gets genocided then turned into blind slaves.
>Enslave and blind an entire race.
>Disappear.
>War with others leading to their disappearance, arrogant shits, enslave other.
>Le tricky mad god meteor :^) and get genocided by former slaves.
>Enslave humans.
>Get genocided by time travelling robot homo.
>Enslave humans.
>Get reverse cucked out of existence.
>Attack generally stable Empire and attempt to unmake the world.
>???????????????

this picture seems to imply that the oppression of women and honor killings are a bad thing.

Are there any ruins in Skyrim that are of Snow Elf make, and what is known about their way of life before they were culturally enriched by Atmorans and enslaved by the Dwemer?

>the implication that radial elements of a group represent the whole is the same logic that makes feminazis believe that all men are rapists.
Pic related.

Source: pewglobal.org/2014/07/01/concerns-about-islamic-extremism-on-the-rise-in-middle-east/

wow really makes me think

...

So what I'm reading from this chart is the Palestinians are assholes and i shouldn't feel bad about the Jews being horrible to them anymore?

The radicalisation of the Palestinians is probably actually a consequence of the conflict with Israel, as much as I loathe this argument being brought to bear for Europe (where it makes no sense).

>>implying anyone but the shithead who blew himself up is to blame
desu I'm not wholly unsympathetic to your position, but you've got to see things from the big picture, and that's going to be what communities you deal with and how

and it's not going well for native brits.

Well that's a load of horseshit, that taqiyya thing is for life or death situations, same way jews and muslims can eat pork if it's the only thing available.

>Their prince was killed by a little girl. The army got sad and ran away, possibly in shame.
>possibly
>Their prince was killed by a little girl.

>This is what neo-marxists actually believe
Ok fine. Prove to me that the EU isn't capitalist.

>Our America
>Honour

Falmer didn't create Bretons. It was the Dinnari, a sub-group of Altmer.

>nothing gets done
>literally the best country in the world

>peaceful Atmorans

I like how secular/political/anarchist is rolled into one instead of properly showing that it is communists and anarchists (who are just communists) who commit the majority of political terrorism. Communism and islam are the most vile ideologies to ever exist, national socialism and fascism got nothing on them.

that sounds awfully familiar.

Because elves were/are the arrogant, xenophobic descendants of gods, and humans are just unwashed monkeys. Eternal war was inevitable and humans are just so infinitely adaptable that they couldn't have lost. The Snow Bunnies' real mistake was trusting the Dwemer, though.

>Your ancestors did bad things so you must be exterminated.

>Ignoring those child rape rings.

And how hard is it to convince a bunch of uneducated idiots and unhappy western kids that they ARE in mortal danger from evil degenerates.

A little girl who was probably throwing a temper tantrum.

In DRAGON LANGUAGE. Which as you know, means reality has to give in like the scared parent it is.

All of them are descendents of gods. The elf/human divide, the breaking of old Ehlnofey, was literally over whether to seek a way to destroy the world and go back to Aetherius or whether to accept the world and make the most of it.

They pissed off Ysgramor with the Night of Tears and got rekt by superior Nordic warriors. They came crawling to the Dwemer for help and got enslaved. They are the most cucked race in Mundus.

I thought that was the Bretons since they're literally the product of male altmer fucking their female human slaves while the males got worked to death.

>Dinnari
Direnni.

Not surprised I messed that one up.

They were violently un-cucked by the Alessian Empire and have since been based. Talos was a Breton.

Meant to link these

>Talos was a Breton
Talos' constituents are of every major human race. Tiber Septim was mostly/all Nord for example.

>who is Hjalti Early-Beard?