/cyoag/ - CYOA General

He's living on nothing but water. He drinks, but he doesn't eat anything.

He said CYOA, not RYOA.

water fasting means you drink water but dont eat or drink anything else you dolt

Nigga I'm talking about the updated Alice cyoa not the earlier ryoa versions.

This is the most comprehensive custom waifu cyoa that has ever been made.

>trying to get closer to an imaginary sky wizard by starving himself
>calls someone else a dolt

Why is not knowing elaborate methods of suicide cause to call someone a dolt? Do you get similarly angry when someone doesn't know about auto-erotic asphyxiation?

im not him you dolt, im just correcting your ignorance about a very common expression that you should know

you think youll die if you dont eat for 3 days? dolt

>jesus
>imaginary sky wizard

Die, you heathen.

Muhammad was right all along.

That's still a RYOA.

Nah, gonna live for a while yet because of medicine and related things.
You know, stuff that isn't from the imaginary sky wizard.

user if RYOAs has gotten your nipples in such a tight twist, you might as well pretend to roll and just choose the options you want anyways.

Nobody gives a damn.

>Why is not knowing elaborate methods of suicide cause to call someone a dolt? Do you get similarly angry when someone doesn't know about auto-erotic asphyxiation?

The human body can go more than three days without eating user

How about we all just embrace truth and enlightenment and get along?

>my enhanced clarity and mind
It's the body entering the fight or flight mode, your senses will be sharper but all your mind will think about is food and waifus.

so yea make a Cyoa, waifus will be good.

4/10, not euphoric enough.

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Do you guys have to do this every thread....can't we all just enjoy CYOA in peace?

Gee I don't know user, my theta levels awfully high to receive enlightenment from Scientology

Interesting. When does this happen?

>fight or flight
>food and waifus
so which one is fight and which one is flight?

Oh I've been browsing.
But I'm starting to give up here, it's nowhere to be found.

Just accept that Game of Alice is a RYOA and therefore does not qualify for the position of "Perfect Custom Waifu CYOA".

>Fight for your waifus or eat food
Hmmm maybe something can be done with this?

>not just eating your waifu

>eat Waifu, fight food

>Eating your waifu
Lewd

Scientology? I ... think you misinterpreted my cult.

Same. I'm fasting until my rapehandles dissapear. Cyoas are a nice distraction.

>fasting to lose weight
you'll just hate yourself more when you achieve nothing

>calling lovehandles rapehandles

How submissive are you?

It's a fitting name. They appeared without my consent.

you didn't need consent when you stuff your face full of junk food

What?

How else did the rapehandles appear in the first place?

>Believe in Muhammad
>Insults Jesus
You do know Jesus is like their second favorite religious figure, right? Their end times prediction literally has Jesus come back, take control of the Earth, convert all the Christians to Islam, and basically team up with another savior figure to defeat the anti-Christ and a figure that's basically anti-Muhammad. Then they'll create a paradise on Earth before Jesus goes back to heaven.

Most Mwaha-mad posters are just memers.

>fasting now
Guise, Ramadan isn't until Saturday!
Meanwhile I'm abstaining in other ways...

Not until people realize what images the shitposter uses. They consistently have the same ones and make the same arguments but people here are blindingly stupid.

Or very lonely.

or that's what they come here for

Sad this wasn't posted last thread.

Christ the font for this is tiny.

This one really needs to revert to how it was with the old version, where the backgrounds actually gave you stuff. As it is, there is literally no reason to pick anything other than New Arrival, and Noble is flat out worthless.

Can someone post Fulcrum please?
My upload speed is too weak at the moment.

send me your favorite rwby pictures for companions

I've got you, friend. I think it's about time I did this one over again too.

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Thanks!

what is this place

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Hell

Your grave

docs.google.com/document/d/1j_iICjMyCyQGGjh4VjTDLrrGvXlorqXlceJc3jJd4Js/edit?usp=sharing

This is the place where hopes and dreams go to die

Welcome to Funtime Imagination Land!

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What is this from? Can you post the whole thing?

A haven for little girls

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what's this image from?

We make CYOAs, I think

Not sure. Found it online and liked it.

I love this CYOA so much that I want to consume it and become it.

>Teachers
The Caller (+1 to Wild Lore, Alchemy, and Lore of Water)
Nyxeris (+1 to Shadowcraft, Charisma, and Lore of the Abyss)

>Skills (20)
Arcana III (14)
Alchemy II (12)
Shadowcraft II (10)
Crafting II (7)
Charisma II (5)
Combat Skill II (2)
Investigation I (1)
Tradecraft I (0)
Wild Lore I (free)

>Magic (20)
Lore of Water V + Arcana Bonus (6)
Lore of the Abyss III (1)
Lore of Fire I (0)

I'm still not clear on when you get the Arcana perks, but I'm working under the assumption that it's only for maxed out Lores.

>Items (10,000, 10% off for Tradecraft, Half off Silver and Bronze Gear for Crafting)
Armor- Living Metal Symbiote (3,250)
Melee Weapons- Earthforged Weapons (3,115)
Ranged Weapons- Artificer Bow (1,765) Alchemical Bombs (1,607.5)
Miscellaneous Items- Specialized Tools (1,247.5) Books (977.5) Potions (910) Traveling Supplies (887.5)
Rights and Properties- Academic Pass (797.5) Safehouse (347.5)
Vessel- Gypsy Wagon (167.5)
Mounts- Horse x2 (77.5)
Hirelings- Skilled Worker x1 (68.5) Thug x1 (64)
Pet- Cat (59.5)
Guess I'll grab two sets of Fancy Clothing with the Spare Change (14.5)

Rights and Properties, Vessels, Mounts, Hirelings, and Pets I did not subject to the 50% off Tradecraft, even though they still have the Bronze-Gold ranking. They're not Gear, so it doesn't make sense to use the discount.

>Companions
Cinaed, Halfbreed Madwoman
Sahn Long, Monk Dropout
Uharen the Just, Unwilling Hero
Lara Dresten, Escaped Concubine
Grimauldus, Illusionist Drug Dealer

A group of unwilling heroes masquerading as wandering performers, getting dragged into mysterious, quests, and brewing some damned good beer!

I fully intend my young, naive monk to woo the jaded young concubine and live happily ever after.

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Which stats do you prioritize in cyoas?

waifus

Immortality, femininity, and hedonism.

This.

build concept:
Oathbound Paladin of Protection.
Founder of the White Knights, a chivalric order sworn to defend the weak. Particularly the weaker (and fairer) sex.

Tutors:
>Oberon x2

Skills:
>Combat Skill 2(+1 when wielding Holy Blade)
>Governance 2
>Investigation 1
>Charisma 3
>Command 3
>Tradecraft 1
>Holy Faith 3

Lore:
>Lore of Fire 1
>Lore of Water 4
>Lore of Heavens 4
>Lore of the Abyss 1
>Lore of Winds 1
Water for healing and purifying, Heavens for seeing through illusions and snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. And some versatility just to show who's Fulcrum. (It's me. I am the Fulcrum.)

Inventory:
>Earthforged Weapon
>Artificer Weapon
>Plate Armour
>Artificer Plate

Employees:
>2 Knight Bodyguards
>Skilled Workers a dozen
>Soldiers a whole bunch

>Warhorses
A few for my knights in training.

Rights and properties:
>Knighthood
>Paladinhood
>Sanctuary 5850g
A tiny castle called the Refuge, it serves as a base of operations for the White Knights and as a... refuge for battered women, runaway children and other innocents in need of protection.

Companions:
>Chloe Shireslight, Disney Princess
A symbol of what we are fighting for and an inspiration for all the knights sworn to our order.
We must protect her smile. Remains chaste and pure, is impressed by heroics and might eventually settle down with the most deserving of the white knights. Basically she's the carrot.
>Lucfil, Holy Blade
+1 in combat skills.
Gives me legitimacy, righteousness and prowess in combat.
>Lisa the Ghite, Jarl's Daughter, Administrator
Ably manages the day-to-day at Refuge. It's thanks to her we haven't gone bankrupt or starved yet.
>Jaqueline, The Green Apostle, Living Saint
Healer, celibate. My knights consider it an honour to act as her bodyguards.
>Khaliiid Kingbeard, Festive Dwarf, Storyteller
Cooks and runs the kids daycare.

Luck if it's powerful Int and Con otherwise.

Any oldschool CYOAs with similar elemental powers such as this?

Variety is always nice.

>titanlands
>old school
kek

Charisma and Luck, then into Dexterity and Intelligence.

>posts a random page from a multipage cyoa
>doesn't even bother to post the whole thing

Charisma/Appeal. I laugh when authors add a cheap option that makes you really fucking beautiful because it's so fucking overpowered. Beauty has toppled kingdoms. Entire multibillion dollar industries are founded on beauty. Beauty ensures you a life on easy mode if you're not an idiot.

I'll never know what an author's thinking when he gives you beauty for like 5 points and makes basic telekinesis cost 20 points.

Kind of

He's thinking you're a faggot.

You're welcome.

Probably that you'll just draw attention to yourself and die like a narcissist.

Beauty is one of those things almost everyone picks in cyoas. Making it expensive is just crippling your cyoa.

because you don't always end up in a setting where its denizens puts a heavy premium on beauty like we do

especially when you're in a shared multiplayer setting with other builds/high powered assholes running around

Beauty only really helps when you already live in a stable society and have a support system desu.

Otherwise you get forcibly married/kidnapped/raped/pimped out.

(I assume we're talking about female beauty.)

Beauty should be cheap or free, because in so many cases they are basically a tax due to everyone taking them.

When do bonuses to Magic apply?
For the teachers do you start at the first or second level or save off the last or two last levels, for companions do they add on to what you have or do you have to go back and adjust for your magic starting at +3 or +4?