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If people live for thousands of years in 40k, then there must be proctologists, right? Theoretically, Magnus Caldar should have a magos dedicated entirely to his colon health.

Do I smell adventure?

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>THAT'S NOT ADVENTURE YOU SMELL

Somebody had to say it.

The sad thing is, I can't tell if this is satire are not.
There are 40kids dumb enough to actually think about this kind of stuff.

Not likely.

The 40k answer to failing internal organs is to remove them and replace them with machines and tubes and stuff.

This is now a primarch semilewd thread

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No

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No one is 40k has ever taken a shit.

Their assholes are vacuum sealed.

pic un(?)related!

I feel this is somehow relevant.

MAGNUS!
IT IS TIME FOR YOUR COLONIC!

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>implying a colostomy isn't the most grimdark medical "advancement" ever made

I mean, in addition to , I'd say proctologists for space marines aren't really a thing. They're built to be superhuman in every way, I doubt the Emperor would have overlooked something like that. In the rare case a space marine might need a proctologist, I'm sure a regular ole apothicary is trained for that.

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What about chaos?
What if abaddons ass is a portal to the dark realm?

THE BROWN EYE OF TERROR!!

Curzefag look what you did.

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Do orks have buttholes?
That means they can be raped, right?

I swear I have a pic of Abaddon butt but it's NSFW

So what your saying is, space marines have bionic buttholes?

Yes they have buttholes and... why...?

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Ought to flay dat ass
Mm mm mm!

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When you consider the fact that WH40K is shit, proctologists in the "game" make sense.

KONRAD I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF IF YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH GUILLIMAN.

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I mean, what does an ork do after its been buttraped? Does it become docile?

In 10,000 years of imperial history, some decadent rogue trader somewhere must have tried this..

curzefag and your group of degenerates get out

eh, they should really be on a motorcycle

So after an ork has been assraped, what does its new battlecry sound like?

Don't be a prude and get in the fleshpile
Konrad
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Y-you think some rich dude on a spaceship has thought of, put resources toward, and followed through with butt-raping a fungus into submission?

>The Whore-nival
I like

I'll fucking murder you Guilliman


Fucking

Dead

Alpharius and Omega should be taller. Their offspring are at least

(You)

PRAISE IT
PRAISE THE BUTT
PRAISE OUR LORD ABADDON AND HIS EYE OF TERROR

Get in the pile, I'm running out of lewds

>I'm sure a regular ole apothicary is trained for that.
I figured apothecary are basically all doctors and surgeons of the highest level, it's just considering the robust nature of their normal patients, 9/10 treatments are a bolt gun to the skull to ease their pain.

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Probably the Eldar, back when they were relevant.

Given an extended period of time and an the relative freedom of Rogue Traders and Heretical spacefarers, the probability of any sexual conquest being attempted is nearly 100% It's not a matter of if, only when.

Where did he get a primarch-sized apple?

Hang on. Magnus is HUGE, and thus has HUGE GUTS. Is his asshole huge as well?

It stands to reason. Though with his psychic powers he could probably change his form at will.

Magnus is always THICC

You be the judge of that.

So could Ghazghul fit a grot in his butt? Or extra ammo?

Could Ghazghul shit out a bunch of grots like a Tyrvagon?

WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH ORK ASSHOLES

And judging by this pic, if his asshole is roughly the same scale as a human's, he could not fit a grot up his butt. Extra ammo, yes, but not enough to really help him.

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FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

>WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH ORK ASSHOLES

I just find their reproductive cycle fascinating. They are literally made of shit.

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>I mean, what does an ork do after its been buttraped? Does it become docile?
It says "Tanks fer da rootin', 'umie! Cleaned me out roight proppa!" and then cleaves your skull in half with a choppa.

Pretty sure there's some kind of eel squig that orks use to clean their guts out from the inside. I assumed it was a colonic.

>Pretty sure there's some kind of eel squig that orks use to clean their guts out from the inside. I assumed it was a colonic.
So, japanese orks?

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>MAGNUS!
>IT IS TIME FOR YOUR COLONIC!

It is I, his colonicgrapher, who alone can tell thee of his stool.

Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

those are niggers user, orks are made of fungi cells

So, the scene when Magnus is getting oiled up, let's say his chest wasn't the only part that was getting lubed :^)
>Magnus the Red stood directly below the device, looking up through the crystal into the night sky directly above the centre of Occullum Square. He was naked but for a loincloth, his flesh bare to the elements and gleaming with oil.
Ahriman watched as Amon massaged a mixture of sandalwood, jasmine and benzoin oil into Magnus’ flesh. Uthizzar scraped the excess oil from the primarch’s body with a bone-bladed knife as Auramagma held a smoking censer that filled the air with the fragrance of cinquefoil. Phael Toron stood next to Ahriman, his body language stiff and awkward.
Dammit I love Syber so damn much.

Kek

Syber is a god.