User makes Sigmar his bitch edition

Hi, I am working on a chart over on another thread but it was 40k related and was curious what you folks thought, it is still kind of rough grammatically and thematically.

>Besides that I am willing to bet you can find artwork of 40k Orks drawn with dicks somewhere, rule34 is a very strict rule after all.
The only time I've seen Orks drawn with dicks is when they are, oddly enough, banging a Sororitas... Yes, I do have said pic saved on my hard-drive. Not sure if I should share it here since it's particularly explicit

NEVER UNDERSTIMATE THE POWER OF RULE 34.

Grey Knights took down Daemon Angron, so I imagine the Custodes could throw down with the best of them in sufficient numbers.

>Are you going to be bitter and stick to 7th?
Why would anyone do such a thing
6th and 7th were terrible, terrible edition that stripped what little fun was still left in 40k.
Im not playing from early 7th and cant fucking wait.
Looks pretty great ihmo.

>Do you like NuMarines?
No

>What about the 8th edition rules?
Yes

>Are you going to start a new army for 8th?
Yes Indeed

>Are you going to be bitter and stick to 7th?
Fuck No

This is very cute and it makes me happy.

Got any more pictures of that daemon engine? Looks like a neat mix of the defiler and mauler fiend. Count-as prince or knight maybe?

also:
>Do you like NuMarines
Looks pretty great. i mean, people bitched about true scale for ages.
>What about the 8th edition rules?
best parto so far. apart from the terrible unit names.
>Are you going to start a new army for 8th?
fuck no, 'nids for life. Ordered 1k more points tho.

Neat. Though your "Kabalite Warrior" is dressed like a Wych and combat drugs are mostly a Wych thing.

Dis iz... zoggin' adorable.

Does that mean old Sevs could give them a run, too?

I like this, cultist chan as chaos cultist was a nice touch
Veeky Forums has some good drawfags

PURE HERESY
It's cute, user. Did you draw them?

>>Do you like NuMarines? What about the 8th edition rules?
They're just bigger marines, which I think look wierd, I won't get any, but I don't hate them. So far the rules look great.
>>Are you going to start a new army for 8th?
No, continue an old one, and repaint old minis
>>Are you going to be bitter and stick to 7th?
I may switch to 8th, but my friends will almost certainly stick to 5th

Only if he cheated like a little faggot

"Wych Cult Succubus" would be a good title if you wanted to go that way.

>Do you like NuMarines? What about the 8th edition rules?
I think they should have just replaced the old model. Rules look promising.
>Are you going to start a new army for 8th?
No. Im going to try and use yarrick with a bunch of shotgun vets. Praying he isnt bad this edition.
>Are you going to be bitter and stick to 7th?
No

Good point!! I will fix that!

Thank you.

Every last one of em.

>Bretonnians
LEONCOEUR LIVES AND SIGMAR IS JUST A MAN

Now I feel like sharing a story of an old apocalypse game I was in.

>Imperial Guard and Imperial Fists vs Orks, Orks, Orks, CSM, and Necrons.
>I'm commanding a tank company including a Baneblade
>Hold Baneblade in reserves

>Three objectives. Imperial housing complex, individual wanted by the inqusistion for questioning, and a fortress to protect.
>First turn chaos takes the housing complex and start churning out 2d6 corrupted civilians (Same stats as conscripts)
>Turn two my Baneblade comes in, I want to roll in right next to the fortress but my teammates think my tank line is compromised by the approaching orks. So they insist it be deploy closer to my side.
>Turn three almost all of the orks across from me are dead, Necron player is sweating bullets as I loop around on his flank with a wall of iron. Bane blade is doing nothing this far from the fortress.
>Turn four the fortress is lost to a Nob squad and other support, the person of interest is killed by the greenskins, and my tanks are killing tincan necrons but in vain as we have no way to retake the fort or hab complex

That Baneblade could have turned the tide if I had put it where I wanted it.

You did good, user.
+10 internets for you.

>nu marines
I'm in the "looks cool but hate the fluff rape" camp
>8th
Love everything I've heard about t
>start a new army
I have $200 stowed away fro whenever plastic sisters come out to get started
>bitter and stick to 7th
7th was cool and I enjoyed playing it for 2 years, but the bullshit of it is getting old and I will instantly jump ship to 8th just like the rest of my shop

Why would anyone pick anything besides the Empress? Unless they're HERETICS?!

Cheating is what losers call winning.

Good ol demon rape usually gets the job done

>Veeky Forums has some good drawfags
It does. Though none of them seem to hang around the generals anymore...

>Do you like NuMarines?
Honestly interested in Space Marines for the first time thanks to these guys. I hated the proportions of the old marines, they looked ridiculous.
>What about the 8th edition rules?
Looks amazing so far. Obviously we'll need to full ruleset to make sure, but from what I've seen it's an objective improvement.
>Are you going to start a new army for 8th?
Yes, probably NuMarines since I've sold my other armies after 6th came out.
>Are you going to be bitter and stick to 7th?
Never even played 7th.

>Numarines
Like the designs minus the assault ones, conflicted about the fluff

>8th
Hell yah, it's shaping to be much better than 7th

>New army
Does the new Deathguard stuff count if I already play chaos?

>Bitter
Nope

>Good point!! I will fix that!
"Cult of the Cursed Blade" is the Cult from the DE Codex that matches your art.

Strip her naked and toss her in a room with a bunch of horny Diggaboyz for 24 hours.

She'll definitely be ahegao'd after that...

>Never even played 7th.
ya didnt miss anything.
It was literally a faq'd 6th, but with a terrible psychic phase.

bitch gets raped by ONE greater daemon... thing, and suddenly she has the mental faculties of a 5 year old.

>Do you like NuMarines?
No but I don't play loyal marines so that's fine. And the fluff for them is half the reason.
>What about the 8th edition rules?
Like them so far, it will be nice to get the whole picture
>Are you going to start a new army for 8th?
No
>Are you going to be bitter and stick to 7th?
My group has contingencies set up but we are cautiously optimistic

>Do you like NuMarines?
Don't care about them, their fluff is the usual uninspired GW drivel, the models look bland or hilarious, and the rules are meh

>What about the 8th edition rules?
Carefully optimistic, still waiting out untill full release. Knowing GW they can still fuck it up.

>Are you going to start a new army for 8th?
Hopefully I finally get around to assembling and painting the huge ork army I bought off somebody for dirt cheap

>Are you going to be bitter and stick to 7th?
Maybe play it again once every so often for shits and giggles, not in a bitter way.

scale of the power is lesser in berserk, the miscarriage didn't help, and being in hell isn't for the faint at heart

>Do you like NuMarines?
The 'cute NuMarines' helmets will make a nice edition to my bosspole
>What about the 8th edition rules?
i2 gone? Check.
More balance between shooty and melee? Check.
8e shaping up to make Orks a major threat on the table-top? Check.
>Are you going to start a new army for 8th?
Zog no, I just got back into this hobby.
>Are you going to be bitter and stick to 7th?
I haven't been active since roughly 5th or 6th after starting out in 3rd, but fuck no, not based on the information I've seen on how fucked over the Orks have been.

Oh hey Eversor, how is going

>posting a penis with a wig and a face painted on it
Blue board, user.

C-Can you add more vore

I meant to mention this in /twg/ but you still have the pros/cons the same on tzeentch and the kroot

Honestly, I just want to see a drawfag make a pic of Emps, Gork, Mork and Khorne cracking open a couple beers, barbecue some ribs and chilling on a massive couch while they watch the inevitable 3-way slaughter that's going to be playing out on Armageddon pretty soon.

>Do you like NuMarines?

I like the proportions, but im hoping the big csm dudes look better

>What about the 8th edition rules?

New player so i guess i do since they are supposed to be simpler and im not left behind mid-season on 7th.

>Are you going to start a new army for 8th?
Yes, but im depending on big csm dudes (not nurgle) cause i dont want a manlet army.

I remember helping with a few of these.

Cut 'em all out and make a general out of them.

I think that necron is TG's weird tauquest girl.

Thank you sempai. Thank you.

>>Do you like NuMarines?
Yup

>>What about the 8th edition rules?
95% positive, and I can live with the rest.

>>Are you going to start a new army for 8th?
Probably. Thinking about making an Imperial Fists Primaris Army, but I'll mostly keep working on my DE/Ynnari.

>>Are you going to be bitter and stick to 7th?
Fuck no.

1. Well I like the look of the basic infantry, and the lore isn't great but it could be worse. Overall I'd say I'm possitive.

2. Cant wait for 8th m8, can't wait.

3. Gonna keep building the new army I started during gathering storm, that got put on hold when my life wen't crazy

4. why would I do a damn fool think like that?

2.

SEE DAT HUMIES! DAT IZ TOLD YA GREEN IZ BEST DIDN'T I?

...Green armor dun beat green skin tho. Sorry Vulkan.

Why does that Ork look so friendly ? Like a kind old grandmother that wants to bake you some cookies.

You mean your Orks don't make you cookies user ?

Vectron wishes for there to be a Dungeons: The Dragoning 40,000 7e thread, and by Vectron it is so!
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I disagree. At least blue doesn't zip his sleeves together and leave the zipper tag on the outside where his hands can't get to it.

1 meh 2 looks good so far 3 no but i might expand my eldar or at least add another flavor of elf 4 no, time for a change and we all bitched about 7th daily

I actually might try Marines now. I always thought the old marines looked really stupid.

>At least blue doesn't zip his sleeves together and leave the zipper tag on the outside where his hands can't get to it.
>implying that zipper tag isn't the one for his coat, and the sleeves are just a kunnin' disguise to hide his weapons
Shut it git. Ya blueberries iz lucky, not best!

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium... are traps gay?

Probably be bitter and stick to sixth or fifth just cause my codex was never updated to seventh and I enjoy AV14 Russes. That's the one thing keeping me from eighth.

>ork kookies!
>for every kookie your ork makes roll a D6
>for every 1 you roll a kookie has been mixed with squig urine! And you take a single S1 poison 5+ AP- hit

Are Orks green?

You mean AP 3 user.

Tzeentch and Kroot have the same pros and cons.

So traps are both gay and the best?

25% gay, which is still gay.

You need to think like a GW designer
>AP- means they'll still get saves so it's not that bad!
>ignoring almost all orks get a 6+ unless you pay for a still shitty 4+!
It's not that GW doesn't use logic when making the rules, they just use bad logic

Flying Shadowswords anyone?
And what did you anons do today?

I worked a double shift so I could get to 40 and afford to buy all the new 8th stuff

just as planned.

How would you feel about options for Ork colors to make a difference? Something like
Red: +1 inch when charging
Yellow: Wargear costs 1 point less per model to a minimum of 1 point
Blue: 1 extra use of the re-roll strategem
Green: Re-roll 1s on leadership tests
Black: Re-roll 1s on saves

I like the NuMarines base units. Other new stuff, like the flying retards and the Fatass Captain, look terrible. I also wish the fluff was handled a bit differently.

I may sell my marines and play orks. I will continue to play CSM, however.

>Numarines

I think they handled them the best way they could, and I'm not opposed to the idea, but so far the models have been kinda crappy even if I wanted Truescale marines. If I use them at all, it'll be in minimal amounts instead of full replacements.

>Rules

Looking great so far. There's a good chance for things to end up balacned here. A few quirks I'm worried about, but we haven't seen the full set

>Army

Planning on starting up Orks

>Spoiler

Even if I was going to play an earlier edition, I would go back further than 7th.

>reroll ones on saves
>mega nobs are a thing
user no

>I would go back further than 7th
Right here, me and my friend got tired of seventh so we're playing 3rd until 8th arrives

>tau general
>pistol and sword
>not in a suit

i'm not sure i trust to be a legit shas'o

>meganob get shot by meltagun
>has a 6+ save rerolling 1s

Honestly, 2+ rerollable isn't nearly as bad in 8th

these new riptides look kinda funny but I like the crisis
youtube.com/watch?v=rFaGmzI4Z-U

>e

colors should absolutely do something. Don't know that i think they should do that.

>Numarines
I like the armor (the jump ones looks doofy though) The fluff for them is....ok.
>Rules
I genuinely like what I see there, I'm excited.
>Army
I've always wanted to do Kriegers, I'm just waiting to see how artillery is. If it's halfway playable I'm going for them.
>7th
Every army (aside from Admech) that I played in 7th was shit so no.

>No
>Yes
>No
No

LITERALLY FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT.
FUCK LANCERS AND I DIE IN A FIRE.

Ahem. So, what would an 8th Edition version of an ADVENT army list look like.

>Randomly get the old sea shanty "What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?" stuck in my head this morning
>Suddenly start thinking about what an Ork Freeboota of vid related would sound like/lyrics would be
youtube.com/watch?v=masVujqiPv4
Any ideas?

I'm just going to say fuck it and start on a Death Korps army once I'm done with my Sisters and Scions.

I need to spend 120 points on my 1000 point guard list, just to finish it for 8th.

Any Recommendations? I got:
>2 Priests
>CCS, in chimera, autocannon team
>1 infantry platoon, 2 squads of 10 dudes 1 flamer, 3 missile launcher teams, 21 conscripts, PCS in chimera with 2 melta
>Vet squad with lascannon in autocannon chimera
>Leman Russ Demolisher
Please help

Anyone in Adelaide want to split 8th edition starter?

Do you like infantry or vehicles?

More importantly which half do you want?
Might be easier to sell 'em.

The blue boys, yeah that'd be a good idea to say which side I want. I just want to get into 40k.

>do you like numarines?

9/10 on models, 7/10 on fluff. Not a huge fan of the captain but the lieutenants make up for it

Im unreasonably happy for space marines to get an actual officer rank between sergeant and captain

>about 8th rules?

Love all changes so far, I stopped playing 40k in 5th so this is all positive for me.

>are you going to be bitter and stick to 7th?

Only 7th I've ever played was HH

Vehicles, honestly.
Should I do 3 armoured sentinels with autocannons and drop a priest? How do they preform?

>Do you like NuMarines?
Yes, although I hope they do a good job of fleshing out their lore and making an excuse for their existence.
>What about the 8th edition rules?
so far they seem much simpler than the current clusterfuck, and that's a good thing.
>Are you going to start a new army for 8th?
Probably not because i'm poor.

I like numarines and the current 8e shit we've seen nid player
Gonna buy the starter box and sell the death guard to cover the costs for xenos index 2, start a new army with the numarines