Power to Save the World

Rolled 34 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Randomization

Welp, it's pure luck now, boyos. Rolling 1d100 for how positive the effect is.

Seriously, this always has bugged me.

What the fuck is a Slider?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Norse_Deity_Physiology
That 1/8 Swede is finally paying off!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sliders

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hearing_Manipulation

Ssssssh. Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'M MUWDEWING BITCHES.

Interdimensional Traveller
It's from some 90's show where the cast is stuck traveling between Alternate History Earths because they screwed themselves by losing the "Home" address.

Is that actually what the term's usage here means?

...

>Radiation Absorption
Sounds incredibly useful, if I can actually get a place emitting a ton of radiation without getting arrested.

You think that's useless...
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Philosophy_Manipulation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apathy

I got boneless body, which, as a human, is a strict downgrade.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnichronal_Perception
Hopefully only long enough to deal with the crisis; I can see this being a bit hard on the brain.

>Inner Beast
>The power to control and harness the power of a demon or beast living inside you.

>Rules of Nature echoes in the distance

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Constructs
>Time to conquer earth

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Combat

Time dust of the trenchcoat and join in team edge.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Numerical_Precision

Looks like it's time to solve this problem.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Past_Borrowing

Watch out millennial I'm gonna hit you with a CD Player

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parallel_Existence

Aww shit, I don't think me or any of my parallel selves have any idea how this is supposed to fucking work.

Make it so that not saving the world is the most ethical course of action.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Image_Projection?useskin=oasis

Finally my hallucinations will be something other than a waking nightmare, gonna fuck some motherfuckers up with my own mental illness.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Existence_Erasure

Depends on a threat, I suppose.
If it's something sentient. In simplest case, erase person from public consciousness, so they will not have their connections that give them power. In a more complicated case, research the target's past and erase memory/knowledge that is responsible for their actions.
If it's something non-sentient, then we're doomed.

That's pretty neat, actually. You can research infinite possibilities and choose the one that suits your situation.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purification_Infusion

I think I got a pretty good chance here

Good against demons. Bad against asteroids. B-.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glaistig_Physiology?useskin=oasis

I either turn into, or CAN turn into a Glaistig. A half-goat lady of Scottish mythology. It does come with a boatload of additional powers and abilities though, so might as well embrace being a lady fey

I'm sure you'll find a nice Undertale fan to settle down with.

Fortunately, upper half human, lower half not. Closer to a satyr

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freedom

I don't even know what to do with this

Do whatever you want.

youtube.com/watch?v=z7-z4Dz5ZU4

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemokinetic_Combat
COME FELLOWS, THEIR BLOOD WILL FUEL OUR RAMPAGE.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Orientation_Manipulation

I am ready to lay the enemy for the fate of all mankind

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Somatosensory_Imprint
I can do... something with this. At least I won't lose my stuff ever again.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Specialist?useskin=oasis

I will save the world inducing orgasms to everybody!
(I am sure this is the argument of a bad hentai that already exists)

'Murrica!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Sealing

Welp, time to chuck all the ancient evils into random household items and let the next generation deal with that mess later.

VICTORY SCREECH
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Counter_Vibration

Healing factor nullification.
Well, if world is threatened by super regenerating dude who doesn't bother to dodge then count me in.

The best power of them all
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Identification

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Embodiment

>Then another horse went forth. It was bright red, and its rider was granted permission to take peace from the earth and to make men slay one another. And he was given a great sword.

I come not to save the world, but ride forth its ruin.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Decelerated_Aging
At least, I will die young.

> You! Yes you, user! Have been chosen to save the world!

>it's "muh Chosen One" episode on Veeky Forums
No thanks.
The best heroes are made from random bumfucks who go after the villains because of some personal gripe, not "muh Chosen One" bullshit that enables retards to live out their chuuni fantasies.

Holy shit, an actual autist.

Well, somebody had to rain on this parade of "everybody posts, but no one replies". Might as well be an autistic retard like me.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plasma_Manipulation

Saving the world was never so hot before.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Inducement

If everyone commits suicide, does that count as saving the world?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Particle_Manipulation

Would probably succeed.
Though I know bumpkins about particles.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inner_Power

I think we'll be Ok.

Cheers love! The cavalry's here!
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Inversion

Hell, we might even be the same person, user.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sky_Father_Physiology

Excuse me, while I unify the world religions with literal miracles and shit.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Attack

Huh... an actually useful power.
Limited to offensive use, so I'd better save the world fast before I get hit by anything.

Plastic mimicry

>Power to transform into or have a physical body made up of plastic.

I love shapeshift powers. This better not be something that leads to me be invit into somethings magical realm.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Melanokinetic_Blade_Construction?useskin=oasis
Pretty cool.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hearing_Manipulation
I guess I could make all my enemies deaf, and trick them with hallucinatory sounds. Not gonna help against some eldritch abominations though.

Holy shit dude, what are the odds? Let's team up. Let's become... the DEAFENING DUO.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Leviathan_Physiology

I'M A LEVIATHAN
I'M A LEVIATHAN
SUCK MY GIGANTIC MONSTER DICK
I'M A LEVIATHAN

get fucked

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Armor

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Defense

Quick, hit me! I want to see what happens!

>sobriety empowerment
Well, I'm pretty strong when I'm sober at least

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Addiction_Manipulation

You are all now addicted to male genitalia. You need to lick male genitalia daily, or else you suffer withdrawal symptoms.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Removal?useskin=oasis

As long as we're not invaded by slugs I'm good.

Can I be a part of team edge, ?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Mimicry

"That wizard must be crazy telling a wooden statue to save the world. Guess the chosen one must be someone else."

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Lordship
I think there are going to be a few changes around here.

I can make it rain.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_Storm_Generation?useskin=oasis
Rain knives.

Not sure how this saves the world. Useful for generating lots of scrap metal, I guess.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Container_Manipulation

I am the most depressed man to ever exist right now. I have the powers of the box ghost. But that isn't the worst of it. IRL I work at UPS. I work with packages and boxes all day long. And now I can control them.

I hate my life.

Sure thing user.

The more the edgier, right?

user, what are houses?
Containers for People

... and what is the atmosphere?

A container for this planet.

Did I just land the most OP ability of them all?

a brain is just a container for thoughts, really

Some people I can use it on better than others.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adaptive_Metabolism
TRAINING MONTAGE HERE I COME!!!

>Inner Beast
>666
Holy shit

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Empowerment

Haha! For once, the deadly fauna of my home country comes in handy!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Creature_Creation

That's actually kind of cool. Or could be, if I can lure my enemy to a beach party.

Oh fuck.

I didn't even notice.

Oh hey, fun fact. This post and the 666 post both result in the same number when you add up the last three digits! 6, 6, and 6, and 9, 1, and 8, both add up to 18. Eighteen is even the last two digits of the second post, if you read it that way.

Oh, and if was you too, 297 also adds up to 18!

Interesting coincidence, huh Satan?

>Interesting coincidence, huh Satan?
Man don't joke about this

I'm a Christian kid

This is really weird.

Well at least that one only adds up to 14.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Vortex_Creation

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND

Rolled 98 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation
Well then... this is fortunate.

The hell is a "Slider?"

Don't worry, you broke the cycle.

Except that the last two numbers of YOUR post are the last two numbers of HIS post... Completely inverted, both horizontally and vertically! Both following a zero.

Oh, I JUST REALIZED!

Satan made three posts that added up to 18, right? Well, the digital root of 18 is 1+8=9, which means 3 nines.

What happens when you invert three nines?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Vortex_Creation
user
WHAT DID YOU DO?
DID YOU CREATE A WHITE HOLE?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Borrowing is pretty good if i don't die before taking a power. Let's hope it's not by touch

People with the ability to instantaneously transport themselves between alternate realities.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sadness_Augmentation

lol kill yourself
>ok ;_;

Both of those posts are me.

Well then that settles it. The inverse post numbers is a clue to the fact that you got not ONE, but TWO 666 Gets.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apocalypse_Inducement

FUCK

Well fuck.

I guess I'll go to bed before something worse happens.