Stat me

Stat me

Again?
Are you trying to spot how many brits are on Veeky Forums or something?

>Vulnerability to fire

Ultimate Waifu/10

This is going to go poorly, and end up as a shouting match between the French and Catholics vs The English and Protestants.

take ur pick

>/jean d'orc

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment

Not everything can have Owlbear stats.

10 wis
1 int
2 str
8 dex
4 con

3 Str
4 Per
6 End
7 Chr
6 Int
6 Agl
8 Luc

-4 Str

-10 HP

I got the muscle girls posting alert. You rang?

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This triggers the fetishfag/nu-Veeky Forums.

2800 Attack, 2000 Defence

>new Veeky Forums is the fetishfag one

You know why the rule of 'don't spoiler porn' is in place right? Even when it was in place it wasn't strictly enforced for some time.

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Glorified cheerleader/10

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Godlike tits

Name: Joan D'Arc
Career: Ex-Knights Errant, Knight of the Realm
Wounds: 14
Fate Points: 4
Attacks: 2
WS: 48
BS: 23
S: 39
T: 41
Ag: 45
Int: 31
WP: 47
Fel: 60
Skills: Academic Knowledge (Genealogy/Heraldry), Animal Care, Animal Training, Command+20%, Common Knowledge (Bretonnia), Disguise,Deceive, Dodge Blow, Outdoor Survival, Ride, Speak Language (Breton, Classical)
Talents: Etiquette, Seasoned Traveller, Specialist Weapon Group(Cavalry), Strike Mighty Blow, Virtue of Chivalry, Suave and Coolheaded
Trappings: Heavy Armour(Common Craftsmanship Full plate), Lance, Sword, Shield, Destrier with Saddle and Harness, Icon of the Lady of the Lake and Heraldry

I feel like Joan should have some sort of special rule on Fate Points. Also I think the WP should be up there with the Fel.

Yeah I think you're probably in that case
WP: 58

Special Rule: Joan may forego a Fortune Point to Rally the People near her and grant them the Fearless, Unsettling, and Strike Mighty Blow

Needs more cannons.

Was Joan of Arc actually insane?

Always needs more cannons.

She certainly believed that God was speaking to her.

>Rosbif detected.

Ferme ta gueule, putain.

>Albions
>perfidy

Pick both

To all the frenchies and brits, remember that you are both second fiddle to the US

Most people who say they hear the voice of God or an angel or Satan or the Planet's Life Essence are.

And by most I mean all of them
Like seriously, why the fuck would an omnipotent entity waste time talking to one person only to tell them what they ant done by humanity?

>That one dude with fucking super hand strength.

If you were omnipotent and time truly meant nothing to you why wouldnt you?

Why wouldn't you just talk to everyone then?

To fuck with people
That's what I'd do if I was omnipotent
Just run experiments all day
"Ok this time I'll try talking to that peasant woman... Interesting she went off to war"

High Concept: Savior of France
Trouble: FUCKING HERETIC!
Asp 1: Viva La France
Asp 2: Damn Dirty Brits
Asp 3: Pants are win.

+4 Empathy
+3 Rapport, Contacts, Will
+2 Fight, Athletics, Physique, Provoke
+1 resources, notice, lore, Ride.

Stunts
Best Foot Forward
Demagogue
Indomitable

>"My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!"

>a challenger approaches